NEVER LEAVE YOUR NUTS ALONE
> >
> > A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
> > baseball
> > Game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond
to
> > His commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything
went
> > Quite well.
> >
> > As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts",
> > And the patients complied by standing up.
> >
> > After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat
> > back
down
> > In their seats.
> > After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
> > They all broke out into applause and cheered.
> >
> > When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star
> > of
the
> > home team,
> > The Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing
> > and
cat
> > calling.
> >
> > Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get
> > a
beer
> > and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned,
> > there was a riot in progress.
> > Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the
world
> > happened?"
> >
> > The assistant replied,
> > "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by
> > and yelled,
> > "PEANUTS!"
> >
> > A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
> > baseball
> > Game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond
to
> > His commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything
went
> > Quite well.
> >
> > As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts",
> > And the patients complied by standing up.
> >
> > After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat
> > back
down
> > In their seats.
> > After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".
> > They all broke out into applause and cheered.
> >
> > When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star
> > of
the
> > home team,
> > The Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing
> > and
cat
> > calling.
> >
> > Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get
> > a
beer
> > and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned,
> > there was a riot in progress.
> > Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the
world
> > happened?"
> >
> > The assistant replied,
> > "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by
> > and yelled,
> > "PEANUTS!"
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