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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    ...you are always the first to the party and the last to leave....sometimes not leaving but passing out on the couch well after having a few more drinks when those who live there have already gone to bed
    dove

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    You find letters in the morning begging you to stop drinking. You have no idea who they are from but they are in your own hand-writing.

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    You open your Big Book at an AA meeting and note that you have very carefully printed the words "No, Thanks, I Don't Drink!!!" and drawn a big smiley face on the title page - obviously during a drunken blackout...no shit, I couldn't make this stuff up...

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    When there is always a reason to drink, you're sad, happy, bored, sick, ...........you can always find an excuse.......

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    .... when you count up the transactions on your bank statement and realise that you spent more on booze in a month than your mortagage

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    When you wake up in the morning feeling so God awful guilty that you make a statement out loud to yourself that "TODAY is the DAY" So you tell your DH that you're not going to drink anymore. It's a game I play because if I tell him then now I'm not only accountable to me, but to someone else too.

    Big mistake because then then 6pm rolls around and your looking for that unfinished glass from the night before....gross, huh? There may even be a gnat drunk and passed out in it but who cares, it's just a gnat for peet's sake.

    Hmmm. I think it's on the nightstand, ah yes, there it is. Ah, and there's another, next to the reading chair. And Oh wow, another gem! 1/2 a glass left on the piano! WOW, Bingo. Next thing I know, I'm counting the time till my beloved is off to bed so I can sneak out to the store for another bottle. He'll never know. Right.

    Ugh.

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    Yes, Vlad...sadly that was all DONE by me!

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    When you

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    Leftover

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    Only because I was too drunk to remember where I'd left the last glass. No worries, just reach in the cupboard and get a new glass and fill 'er up. Hence the 3 pitiful glasses strewn all over the house.

    Ewww. How sad.

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