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    Registered User. vlad's Avatar

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    You're driving along, hit the lever to clean your windscreen and find yourself craving screenwash.

    Sorry, but the smell of screenwash makes me want a drink.

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    or when you find yourself licking the spills off the floor..............

  3. #3
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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    When you find yourself upside down in a Ford Explorer with rescue busting your window and you have no idea how you got there.
    When you wake-up the next morning with a huge gash in your head that requires 18 stitches and have no idea what the hell happened.
    When you wake-up so hung over you start drinking again to make the pain go away.

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    Registered User. vlad's Avatar

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    Aiiiiii Brittzak - that happened to you???

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    Registered User. Larisa's Avatar

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    ...you have to make sure you have enough to "get the job done" before you start.

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    Registered User. IAD's Avatar

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    WHEN YOU WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING A SICK PUPPY ! IAD!

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    Registered User. dexterhead's Avatar

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...


    or a sick kitty

  8. #8
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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    - you lie, you hide, you cheat
    - you spend more money on heavy make-up to cover up the blemishes
    - you neglect your home, your children, yourself
    - you think about your first drink as soon as you wake up
    - you join mwo because you know it cannot continue and you need help

    i could list a million reasons how i know i'm an alcoholic. the important thing for me is doing something about it.

    wow, sorry to get serious, but admitting you're an alki is serious stuff!

    one. x

  9. #9
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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    When you run out of booze and 'want' more you will go ask your neighbour for some - aaarrrghhhh.

    Lx

  10. #10
    Registered User. bestlifeldms's Avatar

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    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    When you find hidden bottles, full and empty, that you don't remember hiding!

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