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    Hey Irish

    Irish,
    I tried to put a orange peel on my orange tabbys head like you did....and he DID NOT like it.

    How did you do that?

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    Hey Irish

    Making tabby ala Orange?

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    Hey Irish

    Oh gabby, you have such a lot to learn,

    1. Put sleeping pill in cats food.

    2. While cat dozes off, assemble, extra large tube of super-glue, very strong
    sticky tape, orange peel, a hacksaw and a large flat board..

    3. Put board on floor and spread with the glue...

    4. Pick up cat and place each leg on the board, as cat is still asleep at this
    point, it is very important to hold cat upright... If cat is allowed to
    collapse onto board his bum may get stuck to said board, and upon
    release you will have a neutered tom..

    5. Now with cat firmly stuck to board proceed to put strong sticky tape
    around his mouth.. This stops him biting and screaming..

    6, Next, put copious amounts of super-glue on his head, then carefully put
    the orange peel on his head, press it down firmly but gently, after all we
    don't actually want to hurt the little pet, do we?? Also DO NOT get glue
    on hands whilst handling cat. Need I draw a picture??

    7. Now, because his four feet are firmly glued to that board, you will need
    to take the hacksaw and very carefully cut round each foot, thus
    releasing him from the board..

    8. He may feel a bit weird at first, especially when he walks on laminated or
    wooden floors, those clickitty clacketty sounds from his feet may be
    distracting, but take my advice and wear ear plugs..

    9. The good thing about all this though is, as he runs down the garden
    path in pursuit of those birds, the noise he makes with his feet on
    the stone will scare those birds away, and provide hours of harmless
    fun for you and your family..

    I do hope this has helped, I look forward to seeing the finished product..

    With Love, Louise xx

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    Hey Irish

    Louise, You are sooo funny .... LOL xx

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    Hey Irish

    By the way gabby, forgot to say, this works well with all animals, though depending on the size you may need a smaller or larger board..

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    Hey Irish

    Irish, I am laughing so hard, I can barely see for tears.
    I don't want to do that to my kitties, but would you help me to do that to my neighbor. I can just see him clip-clopping in the backyard. Oh, man, I would love to do this. Would you help me? Oh, sweet revenge.
    Lori

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    Hey Irish

    Gabby and Louise, you two always manage to make my day, you are my little rays of sunshine XX

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    Hey Irish

    Lori, of course I'll help you...

    You will need about 3 sleeping pills, a very large board to stand him on, oh, by the way, if he is really a pain in the ass I would suggest you don't hold him up while putting the orange peel hat on his head, let him sit on the board, butt naked, ooohh, rrrriipppppppp.

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    Hey Irish

    :H

    Oh that's funny! I'm going to try this with a soccer ball on my dog. Irish, My dog has really cute ears. Will it ruin the effect if I cut some ear holes?

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    Hey Irish

    Sleepers

    irishlady;109399 wrote: Oh gabby, you have such a lot to learn,

    1. Put sleeping pill in cats food.

    2. While cat dozes off, assemble, extra large tube of super-glue, very strong
    sticky tape, orange peel, a hacksaw and a large flat board..

    3. Put board on floor and spread with the glue...

    4. Pick up cat and place each leg on the board, as cat is still asleep at this
    point, it is very important to hold cat upright... If cat is allowed to
    collapse onto board his bum may get stuck to said board, and upon
    release you will have a neutered tom..

    5. Now with cat firmly stuck to board proceed to put strong sticky tape
    around his mouth.. This stops him biting and screaming..

    6, Next, put copious amounts of super-glue on his head, then carefully put
    the orange peel on his head, press it down firmly but gently, after all we
    don't actually want to hurt the little pet, do we?? Also DO NOT get glue
    on hands whilst handling cat. Need I draw a picture??

    7. Now, because his four feet are firmly glued to that board, you will need
    to take the hacksaw and very carefully cut round each foot, thus
    releasing him from the board..

    8. He may feel a bit weird at first, especially when he walks on laminated or
    wooden floors, those clickitty clacketty sounds from his feet may be
    distracting, but take my advice and wear ear plugs..

    9. The good thing about all this though is, as he runs down the garden
    path in pursuit of those birds, the noise he makes with his feet on
    the stone will scare those birds away, and provide hours of harmless
    fun for you and your family..

    I do hope this has helped, I look forward to seeing the finished product..

    With Love, Louise xx
    Hey irish, if my docs would give me sleeping pills i might be able to give up the demon.

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