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      Irish,
      I tried to put a orange peel on my orange tabbys head like you did....and he DID NOT like it.

      How did you do that?

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      Hey Irish

      Making tabby ala Orange?

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      Hey Irish

      Oh gabby, you have such a lot to learn,

      1. Put sleeping pill in cats food.

      2. While cat dozes off, assemble, extra large tube of super-glue, very strong
      sticky tape, orange peel, a hacksaw and a large flat board..

      3. Put board on floor and spread with the glue...

      4. Pick up cat and place each leg on the board, as cat is still asleep at this
      point, it is very important to hold cat upright... If cat is allowed to
      collapse onto board his bum may get stuck to said board, and upon
      release you will have a neutered tom..

      5. Now with cat firmly stuck to board proceed to put strong sticky tape
      around his mouth.. This stops him biting and screaming..

      6, Next, put copious amounts of super-glue on his head, then carefully put
      the orange peel on his head, press it down firmly but gently, after all we
      don't actually want to hurt the little pet, do we?? Also DO NOT get glue
      on hands whilst handling cat. Need I draw a picture??

      7. Now, because his four feet are firmly glued to that board, you will need
      to take the hacksaw and very carefully cut round each foot, thus
      releasing him from the board..

      8. He may feel a bit weird at first, especially when he walks on laminated or
      wooden floors, those clickitty clacketty sounds from his feet may be
      distracting, but take my advice and wear ear plugs..

      9. The good thing about all this though is, as he runs down the garden
      path in pursuit of those birds, the noise he makes with his feet on
      the stone will scare those birds away, and provide hours of harmless
      fun for you and your family..

      I do hope this has helped, I look forward to seeing the finished product..

      With Love, Louise xx

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      Hey Irish

      Louise, You are sooo funny .... LOL xx

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      Hey Irish

      By the way gabby, forgot to say, this works well with all animals, though depending on the size you may need a smaller or larger board..

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      Hey Irish

      Irish, I am laughing so hard, I can barely see for tears.
      I don't want to do that to my kitties, but would you help me to do that to my neighbor. I can just see him clip-clopping in the backyard. Oh, man, I would love to do this. Would you help me? Oh, sweet revenge.
      Lori

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      Hey Irish

      Gabby and Louise, you two always manage to make my day, you are my little rays of sunshine XX

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      Hey Irish

      Lori, of course I'll help you...

      You will need about 3 sleeping pills, a very large board to stand him on, oh, by the way, if he is really a pain in the ass I would suggest you don't hold him up while putting the orange peel hat on his head, let him sit on the board, butt naked, ooohh, rrrriipppppppp.

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      Hey Irish

      :H

      Oh that's funny! I'm going to try this with a soccer ball on my dog. Irish, My dog has really cute ears. Will it ruin the effect if I cut some ear holes?

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      Hey Irish

      Sleepers

      irishlady;109399 wrote: Oh gabby, you have such a lot to learn,

      1. Put sleeping pill in cats food.

      2. While cat dozes off, assemble, extra large tube of super-glue, very strong
      sticky tape, orange peel, a hacksaw and a large flat board..

      3. Put board on floor and spread with the glue...

      4. Pick up cat and place each leg on the board, as cat is still asleep at this
      point, it is very important to hold cat upright... If cat is allowed to
      collapse onto board his bum may get stuck to said board, and upon
      release you will have a neutered tom..

      5. Now with cat firmly stuck to board proceed to put strong sticky tape
      around his mouth.. This stops him biting and screaming..

      6, Next, put copious amounts of super-glue on his head, then carefully put
      the orange peel on his head, press it down firmly but gently, after all we
      don't actually want to hurt the little pet, do we?? Also DO NOT get glue
      on hands whilst handling cat. Need I draw a picture??

      7. Now, because his four feet are firmly glued to that board, you will need
      to take the hacksaw and very carefully cut round each foot, thus
      releasing him from the board..

      8. He may feel a bit weird at first, especially when he walks on laminated or
      wooden floors, those clickitty clacketty sounds from his feet may be
      distracting, but take my advice and wear ear plugs..

      9. The good thing about all this though is, as he runs down the garden
      path in pursuit of those birds, the noise he makes with his feet on
      the stone will scare those birds away, and provide hours of harmless
      fun for you and your family..

      I do hope this has helped, I look forward to seeing the finished product..

      With Love, Louise xx
      Hey irish, if my docs would give me sleeping pills i might be able to give up the demon.

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