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      10 Husbands & still a virgin

      A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

      On their wedding night, she told him, "Please be gentle, I'm a virgin."

      "How can that be? If you've been married 10 times?"

      "Well, husband #1 was a sales rep,; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

      Husband #2 was in software services: he was never sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it & get back to me.

      Husband #3 was in field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

      Husband #4 was in Telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

      Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the art method.

      Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

      Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. (God I hate when that happens!)

      Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

      Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

      Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was..."

      "God! I miss him!...But now that I've married you, I'm really
      excited!"

      "Good", said the new Husband, but why?

      "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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      10 Husbands & still a virgin

      Right on

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      10 Husbands & still a virgin

      excellent

      kirky

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