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    Why parents drink

    Why parents drink




    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello ? "





    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.





    "
    Yes
    ," whispered the small voice.






    May I talk with him?"


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    The child whispered, " No ."





    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"





    "Yes."





    "May I talk with her?"






    Again the small voice whispered, "
    No
    ."





    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"






    " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".





    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"





    "
    No, he's busy
    ", whispered the child.





    "Busy doing what?"





    "
    em>Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.




    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"








    " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.






    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.





    Again, whispering, the child answered, "
    ">The search team just landed a helicopter ."




    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"





    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...


    "
    ME
    ."

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    Why parents drink

    Oh my this is freaking HILARIOUS - dang, dang, dang

    actually as a mom of 3 boys there were times in their young lives I wished they would have gotten lost :H

    just kidding

    or am I?????? heehee

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    Why parents drink

    Good one Breez!!!...............KIDS!!!!!!! :H

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    Why parents drink

    Great, a true laugh out loud. Cheers.

    Lx

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    Why parents drink

    :H yes, as a mother of three naughty children myself, I truely appreciate this joke

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    Why parents drink

    I love it!

    My daughter called 911 when she was four years old just to see if a real police car would come to our house.... it did!

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