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    Irish Drunk

    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from
    > thecity
    > one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the
    road.
    >
    > A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have
    ya
    > been?"
    >
    > "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
    >
    > "Well,"says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink
    this
    > evening."
    >
    > "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
    >
    > "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight, and folding his arms

    > across
    > his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your
    car?
    >
    > "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute there, I thought
    I'd
    > gone deaf."

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    Irish Drunk

    yeah this one was funny i posted this one last night..but you did a better job on typing it ..lol

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