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    Men Are Just Happier People!

    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

    NICKNAMES

    ? If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

    ? If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


    EATING OUT

    ? When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

    ? When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


    MONEY

    ? A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    ? A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


    BATHROOMS

    ? A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

    ? The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


    ARGUMENTS

    ? A woman has the last word in any argument.

    ? Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


    FUTURE

    ? A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    ? A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


    SUCCESS

    ? A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    ? A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


    MARRIAGE

    ? A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    ? A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


    DRESSING UP

    ? A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

    ? A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


    NATURAL

    ? Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    ? Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


    OFFSPRING

    ? Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

    ? A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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    Men Are Just Happier People!

    Funy, very funny. But true!
    BHOG

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