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    And then the fight started ...

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She
    asked, 'What's on TV?'

    I said, 'Dust.'

    And then the fight started.
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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
    said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

    I bought her a scale.

    And then the fight started.

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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
    expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

    And then the fight started....
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    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
    Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
    verify my age . I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
    back later.

    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
    my curly silver hair..

    She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
    she processed my Social Security application.

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
    Security office.

    She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
    disability, too.'

    And then the fight started...

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
    staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
    nearby table.

    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
    took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
    hasn' t been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started...

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    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
    slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get
    soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    HAPPY!'

    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started...

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    And then the fight started ...

    Brilliant!!

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    As is my nature, I had to look into this Skinned Knees person after they made a very common sense post regarding Campral and volunteering the fact that they had now been sober for seven years. This is the first thread that I saw that was started by Skinned Knees and I am still LMAO. I hope others find the same laughter.

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    No matter how far you go or how fast you run, you can't get away from yourself. ....said at an AA meeting. It stuck with me.

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    Re: And then the fight started ...

    The last one. No all of them.

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