Two men meet in heaven. After discussing the food and accommodations, they start to talk about life on earth and how they ended up on a cloud. The first explained that he froze to death. The second went on to describe what had happened to him. "I had a rough time. I was very suspicious of my wife. One day I returned home from a trip a day early so I could catch her. I ran into the house. I had the feeling that a man was there somewhere. I looked in every room, every closet, under every bed. I got so excited I had a heart attack and I died"

The first man said , "It's a shame you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both be alive today!" :H:H