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    Why Parents Drink

    Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
    was nicely made and everything was picked up.

    Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
    addressed to 'Mom." With the worst premonition she opened the envelope
    with trembling hands and read the letter. .....

    Dear Mom:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
    with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
    I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew
    you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight
    motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
    But it's not only the passion... Mom, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
    will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
    firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
    children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
    really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
    the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
    In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
    Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry, Mom. I'm 15 and I know
    how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
    so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Love,
    Your Son Paul

    P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dustin's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
    card that's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you.

    Call me when it's safe to come home

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    Why Parents Drink

    Brilliant!!

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    Why Parents Drink

    Funny...scary, but funny all the same.

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    Why Parents Drink

    I Love it!!! LOL

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    Why Parents Drink

    omg...I'd have strangled him! :H

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    LMAO that is imense, I would so love to have tried that on my mum, she would have freaked xD

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