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      Men just don't listen

      DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!


      Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
      go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
      the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a ch eque."
      "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But,
      whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
      REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

      When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
      discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
      as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
      go about his work.

      The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
      yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
      himself any longer and yelled,
      "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
      To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
      Men just don't listen !

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      Men just don't listen

      horray!

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      Men just don't listen

      Oh, on that note... I just have to post this one too!

      Lol from PinkMilk

      And Finally .......
      Ever wondered why you rarely see mens letters in agony aunt columns....
      Dear Abby,
      I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
      could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
      wife has been cheating on me.
      The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
      My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
      ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
      know them."
      I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
      always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
      has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
      I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
      berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
      was I checking up on her.
      Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
      down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
      again and I decided to really check on her.
      I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
      garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
      street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
      Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
      leaking a little oil.
      Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
      dealer?
      Thanks,
      Bob

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      Men just don't listen

      HAHAHAH Pinkmilk - hilarious!! LOL!!!

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      Men just don't listen

      Different ways to approaching the issue

      So you see, it's easier to understand a Dutch football game than the mind of a man, ha, ha :H

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