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      Getting on a bit??My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my

      This made me smile....

      My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.

      Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some thirty-odd years ago. Could he be the same person that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

      This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School. ?Yes, yes I did. I was a Morganner! ?He beamed with pride.

      ?When did you leave to go to college?? I asked. He answered, in 1965. Why do you ask? ?You were in my class!? I exclaimed. He looked at me closely.

      Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked me.... ?What did you teach??

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      Getting on a bit??My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my

      Jeez, I've forgotten how to start a thread properly. LOL!

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      Getting on a bit??My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my

      LMAO!!

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      Getting on a bit??My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my

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