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      Two Garbage Bags

      A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
      garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a
      $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

      Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
      falling out of your bag." "Oh, really? Darn," says the little old lady. "I'd better
      go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..."

      "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
      You didn't steal it, did you?"

      "Oh, no,' says the little old lady. You see, my back yard is right next to
      the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and
      pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence
      with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence,
      I grab it and I say, "$20 or off it comes!"

      "OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "So, good luck. Oh, by the
      way, what's in the other bag?"

      "Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

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      Two Garbage Bags

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      Two Garbage Bags

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