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      Irishman terribly overweight,

      An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

      'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

      When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

      'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

      The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

      'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

      'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

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      Irishman terribly overweight,

      LOL..maybe i should try that myself:H:H

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      Irishman terribly overweight,

      Wow, we should start a weight loss thread with this concept. No eating, just exercise on day three and it's multiples. We could write a book,....

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      Irishman terribly overweight,

      :H:H:H:H

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