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    Why did the Blonde Leap to her Death?

    She thought that Kotex had wings

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    Two Blondes With Hammers...

    Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work
    on a Habitat for Humanity House.
    Lynn was nailing down house siding,
    would reach into her nail ,
    Pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it
    over her shoulder or nail it in.

    Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, '
    Why are you Throwing those nails away?'
    Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
    about half of Them have the head on the wrong end
    & I throw them away.'
    Judy got completely upset & yelled,
    'You moron! Those nails aren't Defective!
    They're for the other side of the house!'

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    Did you hear about the two blondes
    who froze to death in a drive-in movie?

    They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'

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    You might have to think twice about this one.

    A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
    Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency
    Room doctor asked her.

    'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

    'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
    Off your finger?'

    'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, &
    Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...

    I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

    'So then?' asked the doctor.

    'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
    To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

    'So then?'

    'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a
    Loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
    Trigger.

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    Two blondes were trying to earn some money, so they went door to door looking for odd jobs. A very stingy guy told them he'd give them $200 to paint his big, wrap-around porch red. When he told his wife what he was doing, she scolded him for being so cheap for such a big job.
    Two hours later, the blondes knocked on the door and said they were finished and wanted to be paid. As the guy handed them the money in disbelief, one of the blondes leaned over and pointed to his garage. "By the way, buddy," she whispered, "that's not a Porsche. That's a BMW!"
    (BTW: Most of my family are blondes! :H)

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