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    A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate
    lifesaving open heart bypass surgery. He
    awakened from the surgery
    to find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital.
    As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
    was going to pay for his treatment.
    She asked if he had health insurance.
    He replied, in a weak voice, ?No health insurance.?
    The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
    He replied. ?No money in the bank.?
    The nun asked, ?Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost??
    He said, ?I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.?
    The nun became agitated, and said loudly, ?Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
    are married to God.?

    The patient replied, ?Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.?

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