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    Registered User. Panno's Avatar

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    Husbands Promises

    Martha recently lost her husband.
    She brought his ashes home and poured him out on the patio table.
    Whilst tracing her fingers thru his ashes she began talking too him.
    "You know that fur coat you promised me? I got it with the Insurance money!"
    "Remember the new car you promised me? Bought that as well!"
    "Also the emerald necklace? Got that too!"
    "Remember that blow job I promised you!..........

    Get fucking ready !"

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    Husbands Promises

    Well funny. Thanks Panno,

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