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    Sister Mary Ann

    Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.


    As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.


    She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. HOWEVER, Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, so she decided not to wait...
    and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient!


    Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

    As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Protestants watched from across the street.

    One of them turned to the other and said,



    'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

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    Sister Mary Ann

    :H:H:H

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    Sister Mary Ann

    LMAO!

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    Sister Mary Ann

    :H:H - Good one, Sun!!

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    Sister Mary Ann

    :H:H:H

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    Sister Mary Ann

    Good one!

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    Our home health care consultants will help you start a home health care business.

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    this one is cool too!
    “There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope.”

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    lol good one

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    Nice. haha

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