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    Registered User. lushy's Avatar

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    A Christmas Joke

    Subject: Christmas Season

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
    pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you
    must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
    heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
    flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

    "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
    shook them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
    finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
    what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied, "These are Carols."

    And So The Holiday Season Begins....

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    A Christmas Joke

    :wd: :H

    Sooooo funny, must remember that one for work on Thursday.

    Luoise xx.

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    A Christmas Joke

    God it was so bloody funny, and I was laughing so much I even spelt my own name wrong...duh..

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    A Christmas Joke

    When you are spelling your name wrong you KNOW it's funny. Glad you liked it.

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    A Christmas Joke

    That had me in stitches.( well not literally yet )...

    I had to shout Lisa to come and read it aswell..

    You are both hilarious...Love Makcs

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    A Christmas Joke

    I"ll have to tell that one at my next Catholic school get together

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    A Christmas Joke

    Lol!

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    A Christmas Joke

    ha ha merry christmas

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    Mal O' Drama
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    A Christmas Joke

    then again

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