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    Why Parents Drink

    Sorry if this is a repeat.

    Why Parents Drink

    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
    bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope.

    Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
    With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read
    the letter.

    Dear Dad:
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
    with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
    you.
    I have found real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
    But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
    tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
    than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy.
    She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
    whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
    anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
    that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
    better.
    She deserves it.

    Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
    know your grandchildren.

    Love, Your Son John

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
    card that's in my center desk drawer.
    I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

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    Why Parents Drink

    Hahaha!! Love it!

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    Why Parents Drink

    Beautiful!!!!!

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    Why Parents Drink

    Absolutely to be stuck up on the fridge, thanks for sharing rotrod, best one I've seen in a long time!

    Bluesky X

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    Why Parents Drink

    gotta laugh !!

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