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    Thread: Nursing home

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      An old guy in a nursing home called a nurse and announce that his penis had died.
      The nurse chuckled and said, "My condolences."
      The next day, the same guy was walking up and down the hall with his pecker hanging out.
      The nurse stopped him and said, " I thought that died yesterday."
      He said, "Yeah, today's the viewing.

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      Re: Nursing home

      One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

      She seems ok, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

      "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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      Re: Nursing home

      At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up a romantic relationship. Since both of them were in their eighties, their physical contact was rather limited. However, every evening as they sat together on the sofa, Edna would unzip Abe's fly, pull out his penis and hold it in her hand for twenty minutes. This satisfied the two of them adequately.

      One day, Abe told Edna it was all off. He told her he was leaving her for Mabel - one of the other old dears at the nursing home. Naturally, Edna was a little miffed.

      "Heavens! What's she got that I haven't got?'' she asks.

      "Parkinsons"
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      Re: Nursing home

      Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

      Lady 1: "What's that?"

      Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

      Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

      Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

      The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

      Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
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