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    wednesday the thingieth

    morn are we today then?all good I hope..went down to sul hoose yesterday and made a start..shed knocked down smashed up and in the dump,fence temporarily propped up..measured up for new uprights for the fence,got lots of wee cuts on my hands those little stingy type!went out to give the rabbits their treat in the hutch last night...yup they even get supper!the garden light was on ..Jeeves seemed very restless..for some reason I looked over the fence into the field ,and hidden behind the panel was a after a brief exchange of missiles we waved each other goodbye..need to be careful,I thought they had all moved on but no..
    Saw this massive bumble bee in the house bearing in mind the 2 coin is similar size to a dollar coin....




    ok so now on to the brews..

    Det howz you mate ..?all good chasin women around with a camera????jeez man theyll be turnin up with hairdos make up and their glad rags on next only kiddin ladies ..he says confidently from the other side of the pond...seriously tho mate you are doing real good...

    hiya the guests have gone?no wonder they didnt want to go ..methinks they get spoiled sil ran in ,with a pressie for you and beaming smile ,gushin thanks for looking after her pets?ah I musta dreamed that bit.
    the idea of spuds in buckets is good ,Ive done it in the past both good and need to make sure that you tump them well,which you tend not to do in a know when you build up over them?We use the word tump building a mound over them

    ok a big brew for you as the household gets back to normal.

    hiya ..did you get the football sorted out?as for the rest...look after numero uno...sod the ex the lot think of yourself..hope you drop the drops too!!!

    hiya pauly pigeon pie for tea? and it crapped in the house?could have been worse ...could have been a flying elephant!!think its time to repot my bougie Im not sure has a massive root system on it..

    hello the great snoopster howz you today then?how is the work scene?if you are stuck you can come and give me a hand!!

    hiya tt are you doing? pie long time no hear,yo sam the soil,nora c you all ok...?

    goodly bye folks have a good one..

    My mother used to say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
    Lovely woman. Useless surgeon.

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    I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again. -

    Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince. -

    Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch. -

    Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"
    Student: "You will go to jail." -

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes, the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, four minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone." -

    A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word "takeoff." His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word "zebra." His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word "baby." He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, ''What are your three words?'' The boy said, ''Takeoff zebra baby.'' -

    Johnny's teacher told the class to say a sentence using the word beautiful twice. A girl sitting next to Johnny said, "My mother put on a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." The teacher said "Very good." Johnny raised his hand and said, "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father she was pregnant and he said, 'Beautiful, fcking beautiful!'" -

    One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"

    This young fellow is about to be married, and is asking his grandfather about sex. He asks how often you should have it. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you'll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off, and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, like maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow then asks his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young fellow asks. "Well, she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw you,' and I holler back, 'Screw you too!'"

    Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.

    Once upon a time, a doctor performed surgery on a young boy with an eye defect. After the surgery was done, he said to the parents, ""Your son is going to be just fine. We graphed some skin from his scrotum to widen his lid. He should have 20/20 vision when he wakes up." The parents responded, "So his eye is going to be normal?" "Well, like I said, his vision will be normal but he may be a little c*ck-eyed."

    Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee."
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then proudly marching into year 5..done that bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one he casually strolls into numero 7


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    Good morning...

    Mick, must be kind of fun smashing an old shed to pieces! I am done with work and on my own now, trying to figure out what is next for me. AF all the way though.

    Det, what a fun time at a roller derby, interesting hobby for sure. Take care of yourself and enjoy your AF adventures.

    Porquoi, good you are there for your son during this time of drama. Hope your eye is healed!

    Pauly, I would freak out if a bird was in my house, how funny, they do poop all over, we had parakeets when my kids were young. Not for me. Good you got it out of your house.

    Lav, hope you have a peaceful day.

    Have a happy AF hump day.

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    Morning All!

    Lots of potato talk 'round here. Mick, I'm going to google planting rose cuttings in them, such an interesting idea. Congrats on the new car as well! Hi Snoopy, Pauly, PQ, Det, Lav, TT. etal. What is NBK?

    Leasing my first rental property listing yesterday is a nice boost to my bottom line, as well as a welcome feeling of accomplishment. Pretty sure a large chunk of that will pay for the new set of tires that I need. Also, I've started volunteering on projects for my condo association. There's a long list of things I can help with, and enjoy doing. For example, today I'm attending a meeting of a larger community group whose focus is on supporting businesses and improving economics in our area.

    This new life I'm creating is a great one, and it all started right here!

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    Mae everybody, Pie,NBK is no booze krew I loved reading your post,so positive about your new life I love it and I'm excited for you! Mick,that bee is freaky! Are there a lot? What happened to our duck friends? Loved the jokes Det,that roller derby looks intense when I've seen it on TV,I bet its a great way for the women to work out aggression, PMS,the blues,etc.PQ,how's the MIL taking the passing? Does she understand what's going on? Can't believe those words came out of the exes mouth,sheesh,did you guys see that Facebook killer shot himself? I was so heartbroken when they kept showing him killing that poor old man on the news,make me bust out in tearsunbelievable! At least the man hunt is done with, why are people so goddamn crazy these days? I told hubs not to let me watch too much of the news anymore, too depressing! Anyways much love to all and I hope we all have a wonderful AF Wednesday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    MAE ALL...

    Quick check in as I'm going in early this morning. There is a board meeting and I want to have a word with the President (lawyer) to get his opinion on the action I'm going to take with the lawyer from hell. Will check back later....PPQP

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    Hi folks. I haven't taken to demolishing sheds or roller derby. Not yet. Actually we might need to build a shed. To put all my stuff in - now that I won't have an office. A lifetime of books. Some I will throw out or donate but many are keepers and I might need them for future work.
    Off to see my therapist today. Don't know how useful it is but I am getting this free and it's a form of talking things through.
    Pauly I was appalled about that Facebook killing. Personally I don't think mainstream media should give it any publicity. The less attention these people get I think.
    We had a potato tortilla last night - keeping with the spuds theme. Not sure what tonight will bring.
    Stay strong everyone. Hiw are you PQ? What an Easter for you.

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    MAE ALL Again....

    Mick...sorry the fox hasn't moved on, you're right you're going to have to keep an eye out for him. Got most of the soccer program sorted out and just before firing the coordinator (yes, you can fire volunteers) she resigned. Looks like everything is on track again.

    Snoop...I sure enjoyed smashing the old tennis shed to pieces when we started the community garden. It's very therapeutic. Could use a shed right about now. LOL

    Pi...congrats on leasing your first rental property. Well done, you should be proud. I think your new life is fab as well.

    Pauly...MIL is doing ok. She still has all her faculties and is dealing with things. The only thing that could side-rail her is her other son, my ex. Apparently he's gone back to Saskatchewan, which is just as well.

    TT...I'm hanging in there. Just taking it one day at a time. Heeding everyone's (including Det & Lav) advice and putting me first. I think it's great your seeing a therapist, especially if it's free. That reminded me that I have to book another appointment with mine. If ever I could use one it's now.

    So first off the President said let's open the letter, he figured he knew what it was, and he was right. The lawyer has filed a taxation against me, or what they call a lawyers review. I was going to do the same to her but happy to see her spend the $100 instead. Basically her and I go in front of a court clerk and plead our cases. Very informal. The President said with everything he's heard I shouldn't be concerned at all and told me what I should do to prepare for it. I feel very confident in my reasons for not paying the bill. He said on the off chance that I loose I can file an appeal. He said if that happens he'll get one of his Junior Lawyers to handle the case for me. It's great knowing people in high places.

    The only unfortunate thing is that it's scheduled for next Wednesday, April 26th, and I just found out that my BIL's funeral is Tuesday April 25th. At least it wasn't the same day!!! The plan as it stands right now is for me and the boys to take Grandma up (about 1 1/2 hr north of here) and to be there early to gather the family. Don't know if the ex will even go, go directly there from Saskatchewan, or show up back here in Calgary beforehand. Whatever, I have my plan made and sod him.

    Well, I cheated, had a mushroom swiss cheesburger for supper as I have the first community garden meeting to attend tonight. Hopefully it won't take long so I can get back to watch the rest of the hockey game. It's do or die for my team tonight and I want to be a part of it.

    Wishing everyone a restful/peaceful night....PPQP

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    Good evening Abbers,

    Mick, I hope the fox found somewhere else to hang out, geez. We have them around here too & they can be worrisome when you have 'extended feather & fur relatives' just sitting out there.
    The potato growing will be up to YB. He spends time brooding & researching all these things beforehand so I guess he has it covered, ha ha.
    Glad you had fun with the destruction duties

    Hello SnoopStar & Pauly. I can only take so much bad news & right now I am avoiding current events

    Pie, Congrats on your rental leasing. Sounds like things are moving in a positive direction for you & that is great!

    PQ, glad you have some support to help you thru the legal hurdles. Sounds like you have everything under control - nice!

    TT, it's nice to have someone to talk to when things feel like they are piling up on you. A good listener who doesn't pass judgment is priceless.

    Det, I would be scared to death to try to keep up with those wild skating women, ha ha! You are a brave one!

    Hello to the rest of the crew & wishing everyone peace tonight!

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    Hello everyone!

    Mick - sometimes I sit all by myself and laugh out loud at your jokes.

    Hope that nobody had any flying creatures in their house today. We just had a plain old fly but still annoying.
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    whew! heya ABeroooos!

    Mick, it's the thingieth already? my word. You and I got some work scuffs today. Got whacked in the head with a metal beam today that
    let me see some birdies for a minute but aside from a good bruise I'm ok. Hands so sore from building racks I won't be typing too much, but it's
    the good healthy soreness and NOT a bloody hangover yay.

    PPQ, yes, if you feel it's time then see your therapist and by all means take good care at this difficult time XXXXXX

    Got in 3 hours of overtime which I needed but now behind sched and scrambling a bit so gotta run.

    be well loves
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