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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Good evening Abbers,

    TT, I am happy that you got good news from the doc
    I haven't heard from PQ yet, she last posted on FB Saturday, maybe she's been busy.

    Mick, is that all you found yesterday???? GEEZ, you really have the knack for finding old stuff, ha ha!!!!
    Thank you for understanding my objections to this nasty business going on over here. I am afraid it's not going to stop until 45 is removed from office ~ one damn way or the other

    Sam, did you get a chance to look at the Hate Map on the Southern Poverty Law Center website? It is absolutely eye opening to see how close these hate groups are & the sheer # of them, damn.
    All along I've been afraid of 45's behavior taking us back 50 years. It's starting to look like it's going to be even worse. I spend a portion of each & every day working on the resistance. I have to, there's no other choice.

    Pauly, I will say a prayer for your poor bougie, ha ha!!

    Hello to the rest of the crew & wishing everyone a nice night!
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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    mornin merry little band how are we today then?all good hopefully..it is 0845 and Ive been on the go since 6 ...rat trap out and baited ..shredded wheat and peanut butter..let it have a few days with the trap not set then its goodnight vienna hopefully..finished grouting the undersink cupboard..just got to let it all dry out ..then yesterday ,Jeeves managed to get into the raised beds,but couldnt get back out again!!he has got a digging mood on!!!madam just likes playing in the tunnel/playhouse ..

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    ok brew time.....

    hi Sam the man glad mrs sam wiz ok..what you been up to mate out gigging or on the motorbikes?

    hey pauly ..the owner of the baldy bougie hows you today then?arethings getting better for you?

    hiya tt ...how are you doing?hope all is well in the land down under..

    hi Lav,hows you then?I see 45 eventually said his piece about racist groups etc...methinks not before someone thought it would be a good idea..Yes seems like he is as pauly says got small man syndrome,and dragging the US backwards apart from the minority radical groups no one seems to want him in the hot seat...has no one told him about the ripple effect..his actions are felt all over the world...anyway heres a brew...

    hi snoopster hows you today then? all good I hope

    Hey pie lady where is ya? and you ppqp.. hope all is well.

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    I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said, "What do you do for a riving?"
    I said, "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian."
    So the Chinese chap says, "Go on then, change colour."
    I said, "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian."
    So then he says, "Tell me a joke, make me raff."
    I said, "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?"
    Just then his wok caught fire, so I said, "Wok! Wok!"
    And he said, "Who der?"

    I wonder if Chinese tourists get mad when they realise the souvenir they just bought outside Buckingham Palace was made back home?

    So there I was sat in my van. I had kept the house under surveillance for about an hour. Then there was movement at the front door.I hunched down as much as I could in the van so the woman wouldn’t see me. As she walked up the road and turned the corner I slowly, carefully exited the van. I crossed the road, nervously, aware that at any time someone could notice me or the woman from the house could come back. I launched myself over the garden wall and fell to the ground. My heart was beating in anticipation of someone shouting out to me. I crawled slowly to the door. Once there I looked around once more to check my surroundings. Then I lifted the letterbox slowly and quietly. Once my work was done, I slowly closed the letter box aware that any sound might disturb someone and make them come to the door. I then jumped up and ran for my life, jumped into the van and drove off at speed away from the scene. And another ‘Sorry you were out’ card is successfully delivered. Proud to be Royal Mail.

    I went out with my metal detector this morning, and ended up digging a hole 23 feet deep before I remembered that I was wearing boots with steel toe caps!

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
    The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.
    The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”
    The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
    Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
    The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
    The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”
    The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”
    The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”
    The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”
    The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”
    The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”
    The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”
    The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
    Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.
    The man demands the key to the stone door.
    The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.
    He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.
    Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.
    So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
    Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”
    The man is relieved to no end.
    He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
    But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Greetings to all...

    Love the jokes Mick, yes the political situation here is a nightmare, so far we are still allowed to protest, speak out, and will continue to do so.

    Sam, glad the wife was OK, how scary for her.

    TT, good luck on the interview.

    Hello to all, have a good one.

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    Mae everybody, Mick thank you for the jokes cuz after my day yesterday I really needed them day just started off weird,third customer in was an Asian guy but his attitude was shitty,then he started talking about race and saying we've bowed down to black people for so long that people are getting fed up and fighting back! I was so heated I felt my blood boiling, then he goes on to say he used to work in a rape crises center and was sick of the women saying that they're victims when he feels it's their fault they were raped cuz of the people they choose to hang around with!?!? I was sooooo livid and sad how dare he?! I should have taken a quick break but it was getting kind of busy but I took one of my picky regular customers and went off on him,told him to go to someone else cuz I was done with his picky ass,ugh,I feel bad but I am tired of him as it is,I don't want the world to be like this,breaks my heart,then after all that me and my coworker just kept getting weirdos,I came home,walked,then sat on the kitchen floor and cried in Winslow's fur,thank God for dogs! I wish our missing peeps would come back,SF,PQ,Det,Pie we miss you guys,think I'll shoot Det a text later and explain how to find the page again, much love to all and wishes for a better than Monday!Tuesday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    hey pauly get that chin off the floor....you had your cry in a now soggy winslow..its a noo day girl xbe interesting the next time winslows hacked off..he is gonna cry all over you x
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Pauly you can't argue with jerks like your customer. Not in your business anyway. And plenty of Asian folk get the racist treatment too so WTF.? Best to do what Lav does I think and devote some time to the resistance. But you are very busy to Pauly. Just stay calm sweetie.
    I am so busy I might pop - off overeseas on Saturday for 5 weeks with various projects. Sort of being paid but not a lot - this is basic level travelling but I am looking forward to it. I like new cultures and talking to people. One thing, being AF makes this do much easier.
    Hope you get your rat Mick. They are crafty buggers.
    Big shout out to PQ. I have to go to some meetings today. Take care all.

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    Good evening Abbers,

    First of all I did chat with PQ last evening. She is OK but extremely busy with all sorts of things. She will check in here as soon as she can

    Mick, I'm laughing at your bunny pics, ha ha. My chickens are now using one of my raised beds for a dust bath, ha ha! I had pulled out the zucchini plant & some other stuff leaving a big open space so they made it their own!!!
    Nice work on the tile job
    Wait until you read about the unhinged presidential (unscheduled) new conference from this afternoon. What a blithering idiot!

    Pauly, don't let those lowlifes get to you
    The world is full of morons - just look at our leader.
    I'm glad Winslow was there to offer you some comfort. Do yourself a favor & look up some guided meditations & get those chakras in balance. Forget the lunacy, those losers are a dime a dozen.

    Hi there SnoopStar & TT! Wow, going away for 5 weeks is going to be a challenge TT but you sound like you are ready for a new challenge.

    Rain here today & tomorrow I think. Guess I'll find some indoor activity other than chasing dog hair to keep me out of trouble.
    Have a nice night everyone!

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    Today was better thank goodness! TT,my thought was the same about him being Asian,I'm sure those marchers at the "hail trump" rally would have something against that race too Lav,he looked and sounded like the idiot he is this afternoon! I can't believe we used to have a well spoken, educated,patient man in office and now were stuck with this Oompa loompa lookalike! Irritating, Mick thanks for the kind words as always, luckily Winslow is due a grooming so he's nice and puffy ATM haha,see everyone in the morn
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    hiafolks,howzweetodaythengoodstarttothedaygetthebr aintickingoversoyouhaftaworkthewordsouttomorrowswi llbeaweebitharder...

    ok thats it brain tickin over nicely?well heres a brew too the noo..Now that the project with the bathroom cupboard is finito ...on to the next one..Ive started repainting the kitchen cupboard and surrounds thats the beauty of real wood ..bit of a sanding and a paint looks brand noo..well not quite that easy but you get the drift..so Ive done one side ...meanwhile Jeeves in his little plot of land digging whilst Panda eats anything.....


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    hiya pauly hows you today?hows the baldy bougie and wet winslow?As for the muppet that was giving you grief ..race is not the issue there are ignoramuses in every race ..you look after you and yours ..thats the most important.

    Hiya Lav hows you then today?all good I hope..so your chickens are digging too?at least they lay eggs!!these buggers just rip curtains!!Rat trap out last night ..not primed but baited ...all bait gone this morning..rebaited ..will give it a couple more days before I prime it...heres a brew. the world is full of maroons ..other colors available......

    hi tt hows you then?you are worse than me for travlin!! funf monate?wow where are you going in that time?

    hi all the missing peeps.

    9 things I hate about everyone

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor you daft git.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here you tosser.

    I attended a speech at a local wheelchair convention about benefit cheats.
    When the guy finished I gave him a standing ovation.
    Then the bstard reported me for benefit fraud!
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Good morning...

    Mick, very funny jokes today, thanks, loved'em. You are inspiring me to get busy with my projects, I keep putting them off, no time but now to start.

    TT, sounds interesting and fun, lucky you to travel and get paid, even if not what you wanted. I would not even know how to pack for that long of a time.

    Hello to all, have a good one.

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