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    w/c 13 th August

    morning all....norra lot of folk on site yustaday..anyways,have a look at the time ...3.57 am!! off detecting today ..going in my van ..so we will see what the mpg etc is like..couldnt sleep too great last night..but there you go..for people that dont get this thread properly ,have a look at the posts that I got from Zack yesterday (w/c 30) and see if they make any sense.. ok brew time ....

    hiya Sam ..was your wife ok?yesterday?Charlottesville is a fair distance from you isnt it?I remember looking at it as part of a holiday plan once ...thibnk I will sack it!!..

    hey ppqp...hows you then ? in you jump or are you having a break?

    morning pauly how are you today then?yep the worlds in a bit of a mess ...you have got that idiot saying he will blow NK away...and we have got some stupid fkr over here saying we will stand by our allies...nothing against Americans but it is absolute political bollox ..this is the same ally that said not so long back that if Britain left Europe,there would be no trade deals/links between US an UK? does that sound like an ally?we have already been through all this shit with Bush and Blair in the past..and secondly ..our armed forces have been decimated by politicians on economic drives ..what are we going to send ? a rowing boat full of people shouting bang bang?why dont they ask us the likes of you and me instead of making crazy decisions? rant over!!


    hiya Lav ..hows you then?one non political brew here...went up to my friends farm yesterday...he has got a load of game birds hatching..some really nice ones..dog sitting again eh?my tomatoes have done really well this year,the outside veg not so good..borrowed a trap to catch the rart ..saw it again yesterday..time is numbered!

    right folks time to get my act togevva..hoe you have a good day..


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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Mick, love the jokes, so nice to laugh first thing in the morning. I have an idea, why don' we put 45 and the leader of NK in a room and let them fight each other, leave us all alone. Hello to all.

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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Mae everybody, now there's the solution Star Mick,good luck out detecting,I have no idea about cookies and chrome and all the tech stuff with computers,I did see Det on the monthly abs thread,woke up hungry then exercised I can feel my blood sugar dropping so I think I'll eat something small,much love to all and wishes for a great AF Sunday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Morning folks. Thanks for all the info Mick and Zach. I know how to find the thread and will stick to that. How did the detecting go Mick.?
    Its dreadful what happened in Charlottesville but not surprising. I won't say too much cos it might stir people up although I think people here on this thread are pretty cool on these issues. Thinking if you esp Lav and Sam.
    Re NK - The thing is, if it's a nuclear strike - of the intended magnitude - what support do allies give? It wouldnt be a war like any seen before. If it was a ground war well I think the incumbents in North Korea would have an advantage.
    Yes you will miss Brady. What is he doing Pauly? I have had FaceTime with my daughter although the time difference makes it hard. She is happy and that's the main thing. Where she is is very beautiful. Of course I worry about her a lot. That wha silly old mums do.
    You all have a good evening but it's day here. Cold.
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    Good evening Abbers

    Mick, detecting time again ~ nice. Hope you hauled home some good stuff
    I have to honestly say that I have never seen Goats Butter before, weird.
    I contacted Sam thru FB & he said his wife is OK, thank goodness.

    The events in Charlottesville yesterday were horrendous. If we have to have a president with no b*lls we should have just elected Hillary, don't you think?
    For quite some time I have been following the website of The Southern Poverty Law Center. They have very clear, unbiased info regarding race & hate groups, etc. Today they have an interactive map of the US so you can find out which groups are actually operating in your area. They follow 917 groups across the US, 40 groups right here in PA. Absolutely frightening. Hate Map | Southern Poverty Law Center

    Hi SnoopStar, Pauly & TT.

    I hope MWO gets fixed soon so everyone can log on as always. I miss seeing folks.
    I think I will contact PQ on FB tonight to check on her.

    Have a nice night everyone.

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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Back from the liver doctor and he said I am in fine health. Nothing to worry about but to be vigilant and stay sober.
    Let us know how PQ is Lav

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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Great news TT
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    hiya yall well was out yesterday,the sun was out and you can tell I hadnt been detecting properly for a long time ..(apart from last week)16000 steps across rape stalk and corn stalk fields my back tells me ouch..enjoyable day..found
    Edward 1st silver penny, (approx 710 yrs old)
    medieval clothing fastener 400 ish yrs old
    part of a Roman brooch with silver worked into it.. approx 1600 yrs old
    Roman Bronze ring same age

    so here we are Monday morning again,Julie spent yesterday cleaning her dads house ..he is not coping at all..he has got to go for more tests next week.
    saw Mr Rat last night ..Iknow where it runs ..just bought a second trap on e bay..so as soon as it lands..we will look at rehousing ratty...

    brew time..

    hiya tt hows you then ...glad the doc said liver was ok..sorry but the old ones are the best

    I said to the doctor, 'Can you give me something for my liver?'

    He gave me a pound of onions.

    hiya pauly how are you then?hows da blood sugar?Im determined to beat your 25000 steps tho that will take a bit of doing!ps my bougie is starting to flower..

    hi Snoopster ..you ok ...glad you enjoy the laff ..its quite hard being jokey on a Mon morning!

    hiya Lav...how are you doing today then?all good hopefully.Yep there sure are some nutsos in this world..why one group of people think they have got the right to be "superior" over another is beyond me ...yes I know the motivational drivers,politics,religion wealth ,crime greed etc.and that has been going on since Adam was a lad..but for me life is for living ..not planning how to screw everyone elses up ..heres a non denominational, non race orientated brew for you...

    big hello to all our mispers...

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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    morning all
    thanks for the concern about the Mrs. I had no idea when I posted that she was going into town that the town was going to be that crazy. Fortunately she was in a part where the concentration of the "events" did not occur. No doubt in my mind that it was planned terrorism by a bunch of racists. They were armed. I never would have thought that the nazi movement would gain any kind of traction here but we now have a "president" that can't seem to formulate the words of disgust for such groups.... there is his base. Meanwhile 3 innocent people die and a lot more hurt. And it is not just Charolettsville. I find myself very troubled by all this.
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    Re: w/c 13 th August

    Mae everybody, Sam I'm glad your wife was away from the actual site but it is scary and I can't believe in this day and age this crap is still going on! Actually seems to be worse Mick,my bougie was doing great but the wind kicked up,now its balding,it'll flower again though,Lav were you able to contact PQ? I haven't seen her in a bit,much love to all and I hope we all have a nice AF Monday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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