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      Greetings Abbers,

      We had a beautiful clear & sunny, coolish day - is everyone jealous now? Ha ha!!!
      Sorry, didn't mean to brag I think I heard a rumor that all this nice weather will start disappearing on Wednesday.

      Mick, congrats on you latest coin finds!
      I got a chance to meet the new puppy today, extremely cute. I hope he can tolerate the Insanity Twins & learn to not be like them.
      So the one with the probable brain tumor was completely fine 3 weeks ago when I watched them for a few days. Just this weekend he started falling over & holding his head in a funny way. Their vet happens to live right across the street so he got the dog started on steroids & they helped almost immediately (according to my son). I don't know how long they will be effective but at least they will give the dog a little more time. I am sad about this but what can you do?

      Pauly, I hope you get a new group of happy girls to work in the shop. Would be nice for a change, huh?

      PQ, I will pray for no snow for you in September, Lol. These weather changes are simply bizarre.
      And to think the a$$hole in the White House doesn't believe in manmade climate change. I DO!!!!

      Hello to the rets of the crowd, Det, Pie & everyone!
      Have a peaceful night one & all.
      Remembering 9/11 today!

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      morning all how are we today then all good?well again I have to report the rabbits are happily playing in the garden ...in their wellies it has not stopped raining ...so needless to say e aint going away today...the forecast loooks better next week..but instead of going to Cornwall we are thinking of going to Wales .and climbing Mount Snowden..on Julies bucket list so lets do it...so what are we all up to today then?
      letsav a brew and find oot..

      hiya Lav ...how are you today then?all good ..so you have met the choclab...its sad about the retriever but as long as he isnt in pain and the quality of life is there ..thats all you can do

      brew time ...heres the coins I found and the brooch...

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      hiya ppqp...hows you ..No seasonal weather at all....thats a dead cert..yes we do get rain but definitely not to the extent we are getting it now!!Summer ..yep think that was the 236th June am...how is work going ? and mil ?

      hi pauly ....glad kell n her mate will force the other 2 clowns to hand in their notice and leave...so apart from that then Glam gran hows you?

      hiya everyone else today lots missing but I guess thats a good sign too ...no dramas in yer life...

      saw this ad ..its brill YouTube

      these are true...

      IDIOT SIGHTING No.1
      My daughter and I went to the McDonald's checkout to pay our bill and I gave the clerk a 5 note.
      Our total bill was 4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence piece.
      She said, 'You gave me too much money.'
      I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me 1 back.'
      She sighed and went to get the Manager who asked me to repeat my request.
      I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but we do not do that kind of thing.'
      The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.
      Do not confuse the clerks at MacDonald's in St Albans , Hertfordshire.!!
      IDIOT SIGHTING No2
      We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
      I thought for a moment, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
      He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'
      I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
      We haven't used Garador repair since.
      Happened in Moor Park , near Watford .
      IDIOT SIGHTING No3
      I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the 'DEER CROSSING' sign from our road.
      The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars on this stretch of road!
      I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing, any-more.'
      Story from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire.
      IDIOT SIGHTING No 4
      My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered a Taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had Iceberg Lettuce.
      From South Oxhey , Hertfordshire.
      IDIOT SIGHTING No 5
      I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
      'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
      To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
      He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
      Happened at Luton Airport
      IDIOT SIGHTING No 6
      The traffic light on the corner buzzes when the lights turn red and it is safe to cross the road. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged friend of mine.
      She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
      Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
      She is a Local County Council employee in St Albans ,
      Hertfordshire. (And she's NOT blonde)
      IDIOT SIGHTING No7
      When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the Service Department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the Driver's door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door-handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'it's open!'
      His reply: 'I know. I already did that side.'
      This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans , Hertfordshire.
      STAY ALERT!
      They walk among us.
      AND THEY BREED!

      Just thinking they might want to change the names of Hurricanes. Harvey, Irma and Jose aren't very scary. Name them Deathdealer 9000, Nukatron and Ex-Wives Rage and everyone would evacuate without hesitation!
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Re: w/c 10th

      Mae everybody, Mick nice finds the ad was funny haha,not much going on except daughter drama, grrr,these boys they choose suck and it drives me nuts! Much love to all hope we all have a safe AF Tuesday
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...I see it was a successful detecting day for you. Nice job. I hope your weather improves so you can get your trip to Mount Snowden in.

      Pauly...I can just hear my parents saying the same thing about my choice in boys. LOL Hope things settle down soon.

      Well the BC fire has now crossed over into Alberta. Mandatory evacuations in place about 3 hours south of me. Fire is travelling west to east so fingers crossed it doesn't turn north.
      Another brew before heading in to finish off yesterday's work before starting in on today's. Have a Terrific Tuesday all....PPQP

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      Ahoy ABpeeps and peeepettes!

      what a day, but it's come to rest time and I'm grateful. Had my phone interview at lunchtime and I believe all went well
      and now impatiently waiting to hear back....

      Lav, yay for new puppy! always a joyous thing and hopefully will cheer up the ailing doggy.
      weather here is nutso....hot to stormy to rainy to....who knows what.... hearing some thunder just now.

      Mick, those finds are just wonderful, so glad you shared the pics.

      Pauly, you have your hands full between juggling work and daughter dramas... the right thing will come.

      shouts to PPQ, Nora Sam Snoopy Guitarista and others I can't recall do to lack of sleep

      good ol' allergies have been giving me some fun again so hopefully tonight is better for sleep...I'm ready.

      ooooh more lighting/thunder. if the sky is clear I'll try for some photos.

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      Greetings Abbers,

      Well our share of rain is due to arrive tomorrow & hang around for a few days. Nothing like they got in FL of course so I am not complaining.

      Mick, very nice finds for your collection/private museum
      Yep, the new puppy is adorable & immediately reminded me that I don't think I have enough energy for another puppy. Maybe I'll look for another dog in the future but one that is long past that puppy stage, if you know what I mean. There's a perfectly good ground hog living under the chicken house right now - maybe I'll just name him & put a collar on him, ha ha!
      BEWARE the idiots!!!

      Pauly, your girls sound like they need to clear out their boyfriends & start over fresh, geez.

      PQ, fires & hurricanes & earthquakes - something going on everywhere. I remember when my brother lived in Idaho you could smell the fires that were burning in California. Now he lives in California
      I sure hope they don't come anyway near you

      Hello to the rest of the crowd & wishing everyone a nice night!

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      mornin all ...where are we all? well thank you America....we are now in the ass end of the hurricanes ..ya couldnt keep them to yourselves could ya..no ..share n share alike...as they come over here they have been renamed...wouldnt sound too cool ..Britain has been hit by Irmas asshole..so now its storm Aileen ..much more quaint ...100mph winds and flooding ...time for the thermal speedos....

      managed to find out what one of the coins was ...the grinning idiot portrait coin is Edward the 4th minted in Dublin Southern Ireland between 1473-1482 a rare coin ..that one would if sold go for about 220 bux

      more detailsto follow...brew time ...

      hiya pauly...saw your post elsewhere ...fingers xd ..you are in my thotz

      hiya det hows you today the friend still coping ok? get a detector and go nugget hunting....stay away from the senate ...there are a few in there.....

      hiya Lav..so you dont fancy a house full of chewed furniture and puppy poopy ..?dont blame you ..All the animals I have ever had be it dogs in the past (6) and rabbits (6) have all been rescues ...just giving or trying to put a bit of happiness back into their lives...so here you go a brew to muse over while you think......

      hi ppqp..you ok? nnever had the problem with girlfriends and parents ....in fact my dad used to give them money to take me away!!!!only kiddin ..he wouldnt part with the dosh...so heres a brew before you start on the work that you left to catch up on the work that you left previously when you were catching up on the work that you needed to do before you could catch up on the rest...seemples...

      hiya everyone else you ok .. say hi if you arent here...

      My ex has been going around saying that I have been going on Facebook and telling bare faced lies about her.
      I'm not even on fcking Facebook!

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      The doctor said "I’ve got some cream For that"

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      A) A cow with no lips.

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      A) A Frisbee.

      The invisible man married the invisible woman.

      Their kids were nothing to look at.

      What's small red and whispers?

      A hoarse radish.

      I slipped on some dog poo the other day, It didn't suit me though.

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      I put my chips on the table knowing that she was about to fold..

      Then Mom said, "Move your dinner whilst I sort these clothes out."

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      Everyone knows that I got caught weeing in the local corner shop yesterday.

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      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody, funny jokes Mick as usual thanks for the pm,my mom said my dad told his doc not to tell him to quit smoking cuz he won't,jeez now I know where my attitude comes from! Just hoping everything goes ok,woke up at 3:30 and couldn't fall back asleep,,, coffee IV drip for me today haha,Det hope you were able to get some pics,I'd love to see a lightening storm through your "eyes" your pics have a certain,unique way to them that I've never seen before,PQ,my parents hated my hubs until the second (Kell) was born then they had no choice but to come around I guess,there's no coming around with Michelle's bf,I've tried,he's too unstable and even his mom asked Michelle why she was with him when they were in FL,not sure if it's a drug issue? Or mental,,he almost seems ADD or bipolar or something, I ain't no doctor much love to all and I hope we all have a nice AF Wednesday
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      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...your post described my week perfectly! LOL Pleased to announce I'm all caught up! With the storm being called Aileen I'm guessing it's the first one to hit your area. You stay safe and maybe put off the camping trip for a bit.

      Pauly...from the description of the things that happened in FL I really think he's bipolar. If he doesn't at least check it out Kell is in for a lot of hurt sorry to say. Hope you have a good day.

      Morning Det & Lav and shout out to all else.

      Just got a text from a coworker who can't get the alarm to shut off. Talked to security so they don't send the cops but will need to go in and deal with it. Just finishing my brew and then will be off. I'll check back later with everyone....PPQP

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      Its Michelle's boyfriend PQ,Kells is crazy too but not crazy, crazy(we hope)
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

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