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    Mae everybody,Mick hope you're feeling better today,yep this time of year is just really too much reflecting and missing,is Amy really going as DT? Hi Sam PQ,thanks for moving Micks post to the thread I had read it earlier but thought he deleted it,didn't realize it was in the wrong place cuz I usually scroll,see the avatar and click to read,Lav,hope you have a decent weather day,waves to Det and wishes for a nice AF Wednesday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Brrrrr, Yawn, g'morning ABerooos!

    ack, still not draining in the kitchen so the games will continue tonight. oh well, could be worse like the poor
    folks in SoCal.

    Mick, awesome funnies... going to have to go back and read them all tonight as was super busy last night between
    plumbing and therapy and buying crap for plumbing.

    Lav, sorry to hear about holiday blues. We'll do our best to entertain you here I'd like to get some winter pics soon as the
    snow level hits the valley floor which should be here already but so far it's been so dry and cold.

    Pauly, the device is the Omni Stimulator. on their website there's tons of great info but I got mine from one of their dealers
    on ebay for 77.00 I'm super happy with the continuing results.

    oops, forgot to make a lunch....better figure something ooot.

    be well loves
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    MAE ALL...

    Mick...hope the roads cleared up a bit for your trip to the hygienist. Understandable posting in the wrong place it had a 12 in it and it was the 12th. LOL I'll take you up on that story, let's meet in Medicine Hat. Things are ok with me, just busy these days. Hope things are getting easier for you. Just think...6 more days!

    Sam...it's a moanin morning eh! And just think it's only just begun. LOL

    Pauly...I tend to see the bolded new posts and when I saw Mick's I thought I'd move it on forward. Hope you had a good day. How's things at work?

    Det...hope you got your lunch sorted. Winter pic's would be great.

    Lav..I'll never forget the thrill of the mall and I don't think thrilled is the word I'd use. LOL

    I've had a very exhausting day. On the phone with support, trying to upgrade our accounting software, from 8am till 4pm. Got it sorted and packed up and left. Not even going to cook tonight so will see what the boys want to order in. Time to get into my PJ's and put my feet up. Have a peaceful evening all....PPQP

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    Good evening Abbers,

    It was 18 degrees here this morning, that's COLD!!!
    The wind gusts were as high as 41 mph which didn't help much, ha ha!

    Mick, good to see you & I hope your trip went well today! Too bad dental hygienists don't make house calls, right?

    Sam, we're burning firewood like it's going out of style here, oh boy!

    Pauly, I almost froze just checking on my chickens this morning - they were just fine, ha ha! They don't even notice this frigid weather.

    Det, I know some really good plumbers, I wish I could send one over to give you a hand.
    Btw - I'm not blue, it was Mick yesterday but it looks like everyone is OK today

    PQ, sorry you had a shitty headache producing kind of day.
    I have to thank you for the full Canadian weather experience - tonight we are getting an 'Alberta Clipper' which will leave us with a bit of snow HA HA!! THANKS SO MUCH!!!
    I hope you got some tasty take out tonight.

    Hello to the rest of the crew & wishing everyone a nice night!
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    morning all..how r oui doing today then? snowing here again..trip to the hygienists went well all sparkly shiny new ..I look like a new born ....oi!!!!no smart comments about wrinkles bald etc.. so its pre poets day eh?
    lets have a brew.

    mornin Lav ..hows you today? all good I hope ..yep Im back to normal ...ha ha...sounds like your weather is similar so have a loverly brew.

    hi ppqp...yep not long till the offski..yep will meet you outside the sin bin.... Im feeling ok,..how is busy affecting you ..doing ok with it?

    plumbing still not sorted oot yet det ...?you need to get it done ..especially health reasons ..anything happening weekend?

    hiya pauly ,yep Amy looked like Mr Orange!..it was her party last night ..so doubt if we will hear from her for a while!!you all ready for chrimbo now

    hey Sam hows you then? all ok?

    right peeps time to go so have a good one...


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    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    how do all,
    cold dreary looking moaning it is too, but it is only a passing fing. Love the jokes this AM, Mick, a good chuckle!!

    Roaring through the firewood as well, Lav.

    waves to you PQ,Pauly, Det, TT, Pie, et als!!
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    Mae everybody,Mick treat jokes hi Sam! I'm not sure if I'm ready for Christmas or not its been so warm here it just doesn't feel like it,warm weather in Dec irritates me and that's one reason I didn't like living in San Diego,,jeez what a whiner! Hello to Lav,PQ,Det,,Det they had a Ketamine clinic advertising on a life and style show last night,thought of you and your experience,they made it sound like a spectacular cure all bit of course want peeps'money anyhoo much love to all and wishes for a happy AF Thursday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Just a quick stop in to say hi and tell Mick I love your avatar! Statler and Waldorf are the best! I just spent the last half hour lmao as I watched their clips on youtube, thanks for a fantastic start to my day!
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    MAE ALL...

    Mick...I'm doing ok with busy cause today was a not busy day. Had a good sleep last night and felt refreshed this morning but could feel myself crashing around 2pm. It was an easy day and didn't do anything that required thinking. LOL Also got my email issues sorted then said to the boss, now what am I going to bitch about. He said he'd be on his best behaviour so I don't look in his direction. LOL Quiet at work so headed out early. It's always nice to pick up groceries in the daylight.

    Sam...our weather is turning tomorrow with rain, snow and plummeting temperatures. I guess our winter is going to arrive on Dec 21 per schedule.

    Pauly...I know I'm not ready for Christmas. Told my boss I'm used to having the week before Christmas off and he said you take whatever time off you want to. So will save the mall shopping for during the week and avoid the weekend rush.

    ABC...good to see you. Looks like our weather is going to catch up to yours.

    Lav...the jetstream is going to change and we'll be taking back the Alberta clipper so you have that to look forward to.

    Det...hope you got the plumbing problem solved.

    Making some sort of hamburger, vegetable, cheese casserole for dinner. Kinda taking bits and pieces from 3 different recipes so we shall see what happens.
    Wishing everyone a refreshing sleep tonight....PPQP

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    Hello Abbers,

    Still cold - very cold - below freezing cold, oh my!!!
    There's icicles hanging off of the Christmas wreath On the chicken house

    Mick, glad you are all clean & shiny now
    We had another coating of snow last night, not too much but the roads are freezing overnight so driving is kind of dangerous right now.

    Hello to Pauly, Sam, cowboy & everyone else checking in tonight.
    Det, I hope you have made progress with your plumbing job & don't have to wash dishes in the bathtub.....

    Have a nice night one & all!

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