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    Yo dudes and dudettes. ..quick jump in I'm on the mobile. .it is snowing here again but think it's going to turn to rain hope you are all well. .I will jump in later when I getback on a real puter
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Mae everybody,I guess just a quick jump in from me too wishing us all a great AF Saturday!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    MAE ALL...

    Mick...sounds like you're on the go again. Be safe out there.

    Pauly...off to work? Hope you have a great day.

    We're actually below freezing this morning but no snow. Got to restock the fridge today and finish Xmas decorating. Have a Smashing Saturday all...PPQP

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    Yep PQ off to work but dreading it today for some reason aaah! Enjoy your day honey
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    just got back home,snow is now rain temp -2 ...so there we are time for a brew ...I really fancy an egg sandwich??

    Irish animal rights protesters broke into a Turkey farm outside Dublin last night, they escaped with 5,000 Turkeys. A spokesman for the gang said, "We will be releasing the birds back into the wild, just as soon as they have been defrosted!"

    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

    First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does so, a huge fish jumps out of the water and bites him. To show the fish who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

    Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the Lions.

    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he gets attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two of the chimps with his spade, killing them both. 'Feed them to the lions.' He says to himself. So he hurls the corpses into the Lion enclosure.

    He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the Lions cage.

    Later that day a new Lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion
    and says "Alright pal. What's the food like here?"

    The Lion replies, "Fcking brilliant mate, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees."


    More favorite Statler & Waldorf quotes:

    From the Debbie Harry ep.:

    Waldorf: Incredible! What kind of creature would marry a gargoyle?
    Statler: A gar-boy.

    From the Carol Burnett ep.:

    Waldorf: What's our prize if we win this dance marathon?
    Statler: 3 weeks away from "The Muppet Show"!

    From the Juliet Prowse ep.:

    Waldorf: More! More!
    Statler: Less! Less!

    Waldorf: That's one of the reasons I always thought the muppets were weird. They think explosions are funny. Explosions aren't funny. Although some of them are really quite droll.

    From the Leslie Uggams ep.:

    Waldorf: This show has always reminded me of a sardine.
    Statler: Why?
    Waldorf: It's a little fishy.


    From "Muppet Treasure Island":

    Statler: We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog!
    Waldorf: Well...it was too late to save the movie.


    From the Garth Brooks ep. of "Muppets Tonight":

    Statler: What would you do if you we're a rich man?
    Waldorf: I would buy the network and cancel this show.

    Statler: Shakespeare would've hated that!
    Waldorf: You should know. You dated his sister!
    Statler: Boy, was she ugly.

    From the Cindy Crawford ep. of "Muppets Tonight":

    Statler: This show is off to a fast start.
    Waldorf: Good. Maybe it'll end sooner.

    From the Whoopi Goldberg ep. of "Muppets Tonight":

    Waldorf: Same as it ever was.
    Statler: Same as it ever was.
    Both: Terrible!

    From the John Goodman ep. of "Muppets Tonight":

    Statler: There's nothing like good old comedy.
    Waldorf: Nothing like it on this show!

    From the Jason Alexander ep. of "Muppets Tonight":

    Statler: That number was a real show-stopper.
    Waldorf: Too bad it didn't stop this show.

    From the Tony Bennett ep. of "Muppets Tonight":

    Statler: What's that song that Tony Bennett always sings?
    Waldorf: "I Left My Heart in San Francisco".
    Statler: Big deal. I left my teeth in Minneapolis.


    From "Muppet-Vision 3D":

    Statler: Hey, look! Look at the guy in the Goofy mask!
    Waldorf: That's not a mask.
    Statler: Oh. Sorry, lady.

    Statler: Oh, Waldorf, it's that dumb bear again!
    Waldorf: Yeah. Hey, bear, you're not even funny in 3D!

    Waldorf: We entered a contest.
    Statler: Yeah! We lost!

    Statler: This is a very moving moment.
    Waldorf: Yeah. I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh.

    Statler: Ooh! Aah! Oh!
    Waldorf: Enjoying the fireworks?
    Statler: No! Your chair is on my foot!

    Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?
    Statler: We can't, you old fool! We're bolted to the seats!
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    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Mick...ooh an egg sandwich...great idea! Was just thinking what to have for lunch, and I have eggs.

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    Good evening Abbers,

    We have eggs here too ha ha!!!!
    Of course production is down during this cold spell but there's enough for everyone!

    Mick, glad your snow stopped but I hope you don't end up freezing over, geez.
    So we've apparently had 7 inches of snow already this month - what??? That's ore than enough, thank you!

    Det, sounds like PQ really, really wants to use your pictures, cool!
    Maybe PQ will be responsible for making you FAMOUS

    Pauly, I hope your day was OK or better!

    Got myself a new phone today, upgrade to iPhone 8, pretty nice. Maybe I'll get some fabulous chicken pictures!

    Sam, are your chickens getting on your nerves? Haha, they can do that sometimes.
    I think they just get moody from time to time - like most of us living creatures

    Hello to everyone & wishing a nice night for all!

    Lav
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    NF since 05/19/09
    Success comes one day at a time

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    Happy Saturday ABerooos!

    Thanks Mick, mobile or otherwise yer on the ball as always.

    PPQ, I'd be delighted to send you some winter pics! had a light dusting this morning but it wasn't quite convincingly 'winter' just yet.

    Lav, iphone8? wowsers, you cook kid you I just ordered a refurbished galaxy S5 in 'fair' condition LOL. Seriously though, it's a big step
    up from by walmart 30.00 phone with broken screen.

    domestic cleanup today, laundry etc etc and watching some comedy, and now I'm tired already... dunno why but that's ok. Since I'm sleeping well
    again I no longer dread laying down. ahhhh... more simple pleasures.

    shouts to Pauly, TTops, Sam, .... ok who am I missing? new visitors are welcome.... come on dooooown.

    gnight loves
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