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    Re: w/c 4th

    Hi folks. Interesting projects you guys have. Mini teacups, railways, what else? My daughter used to be terrified of Thomas the tank engine - she would scream when it came on the telly. Mind you she was skeptical about Barney the dinosaur and now we know why.
    Just working away here at home. Its a public holiday today but tha means nothing to me.
    Nothing inspiring to say I'm afraid but you all take care.

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    MAE ALL...

    Lav...we got about 2 feet of snow it varied throughout the city and here in the northwest was the heaviest. Did you get the rest of your teacups done?

    Mick...I love Dave's Model Railway, that's pretty ambitious for you and I bet you'll love it. No snow for the next 2 days and then it'll be back with another 10 inches expected. We have snow route parking bans here and when the city calls one everyone has to move their cars for 72 hours so the plows can clean the streets.

    Sam...nice pic, is that the one your friend gave you? It's freezing here, with windchill we're sitting around -13F.

    Pauly...shirt and sweet from you today eh? LOL Bummer about the Benadryl it seems like you just can't take anything.

    TT...your daughter is the first one I've heard of that didn't like Thomas the Train. I hope your research is going good.

    Well it's soup and grilled cheese tonight as I'm too tired to make anything else. Hope you all have a peaceful evening....PPQP

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    Good evening Abbers,

    Mick, that train set up of Dave's looks just like the one my elderly former neighbor has in his house - takes up the entire basement, ha ha!!
    I haven't heard from my son yet about the boys - I'm going to text him now!

    Sam, I'm really not a football fan but the Eagles making it all the way to the SuperBowl was a pretty big deal here.
    We had icy roads here so they delayed school 2 hours this morning. More snow & rain coming this way Wednesday, yay (not).
    Nice fiddle you have there

    Hi there TT, working on a holiday - sounds like something I would do

    PQ, that's a good bit of snow, sorry. We haven't had a big storm yet this season, just a lot of annoying little ones.
    I am about halfway thru the teacup job, there's no rush. I wanted some time in the kitchen this afternoon to make soup too

    Pauly, one Benadryl? Just one?

    Hello to everyone & wishing a nice night for all!

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    afternoon all ...its snowing a good un here ...so got to get some things a nd nip down to Julies dads before it thickens up ..the ground is dry too who ever came up with the saying too cold for snow? the temp is -2 and its snowing ..back on in a wee while heres a brew to keep you going
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    MAE ALL...

    Mick...yup, too cold to snow has been proven false. You be safe out there on the roads.

    We've got one more day of reprieve then the snow returns.

    Shout out to everyone else....PPQP

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    Mae everybody,haha PQ,that whole post yesterday was funky! Darn spellcheck.seems I am very sensitive to stuff,maybe my liver can't process things right? Im just having the hardest time staying asleep and it's getting worrying,I woke up at 11:30 and could not get back to sleep for hours,I felt like if there had been al in the house I would have downed it in desperation and I don't want to go there!! Wont feckin help anyways,maybe for one night then back to the same,goddamn it,much love to all and wishes for an easy AF Tuesday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Lav, Can you post a pic of your teacups? Would love to see them.

    I'm expecting a slower paced day today. Yesterday was a blur trying to meet important RE transaction deadline, whilst keeping a lid on Dad's paranoia.

    Tuesday greetings to Det, Mick, Pauly, PQ, Sam, TT, etal...

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    Hope today's easier for you Pie
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Thank you, Pauly!

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    hiya folks ...back again ..its stopped snowing ,but its all turned to ice!temp is -4 at the moment ...well I decided to re-hash the train borads in the loft ..it is now 8ft long and 8ft wide ...I cut the middle out so that I can reach all parts of it ..

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    so how is everyone today ? hope you are ok pie..

    hiya pauly,how are you then ...sounds like you are going through some drama with the sleep fairy.me too ..even my phone is telling me I havent got enough sleep going on.

    hi ppqp ..how are you then ? false start with the snow?if you are missing it you can have some from here!!

    just been out to feed the rabbits and give them a hot water bottle theres loads of gardening programmes on but the weather isnt playing..

    hiya Lav how are you then? hope all is well in the embroidery and t cup world.. hows the grand children ..?are they any better ?

    right good peeps ..

    a few jokes.....

    Little Johnny's father noticed that Johnny was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate Little Johnny into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, his father said, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

    Little Johnny replied, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

    An old man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers, "Operator, giff me beck the party!"

    She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to make the call all over again."

    He says, "What do you want from my life? Giff me beck da party."

    She says, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to place the call again."

    He says, "Operator, ya know vat? Take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere!" And he hangs up.

    Two days later he opens the door and there are two big, strapping guys standing there who say, "We came to take your telephone out."

    He says, "Vy?"

    They say, "Because you insulted Operator 28 two days ago. But if you'd like to call up and apologize, we'll leave the telephone here."

    He says, "Vait a minute, vat's da rush, vat's da hurry?" He goes to the telephone and dials. "Hello? Get me Operator 28. Hello, Operator28? Remember me? Two days ago I insulted you? I told you to take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere?"

    She says, "Yes?"

    He says, "Vell, get ready -- dey're bringin' it to ya!"

    A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.

    "I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends on how personal it is."

    "OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?"

    "I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!"

    "Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it."

    A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No."

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No."

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No, we haven't got any f****** bread."

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f****** bread! Ask me again and I'll nail your f****** beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f****** bird!"

    Duck: "Got any nails?"

    Barman: "No."

    Duck: "Got any bread?

    A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life.

    The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.

    Finally, he asked, "Do you ever watch your wife's face while you're having sex?"

    "Well, yes, I did once."

    "Well, how did she look?"

    "Oh boy, she looked VERY angry!"

    At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.

    Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your wife's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?"

    "She was watching us through the window."

    Archie and Jock are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

    "Ach, its all going grand," says Jock, "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.

    Archie nods approvingly.

    "Heavens I've even bought a kilt to be married in" continues Jock.

    "A kilt" exclaims Archie, "that's braw, you'll look pure smart in that".

    "And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

    "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white"

    Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.

    All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

    He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.

    "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

    The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during the mating season that when Indian men see a cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.

    If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us."

    Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

    Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.

    He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

    The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

    As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,

    "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
    There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"

    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
    Like the others, he then heard an answering call,

    WOOOOOOOOO,

    WOOOOOOOOO

    WOOOOOOOOO!"

    With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....

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    NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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