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      hiya ppqp .hows you then ..?all good I hope no not there yet running around like a headless chicken getting the last bits and pieces done,... bres all round ..will jump in later ,but orf to the shopz ta for the brew ppqp x
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mick, Looks like an exciting and exotic destination! Enjoy!

      Lav, I broke out laughing when I read your Presidents' Day comment.
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      Re: w/c 18th

      Good evening Abbers,

      The boys are still here at 7 pm but they should be picked up soon. Itís been fun but Iím ready for some quiet time, ha ha!
      The nine year old arrived with his hair dyed purple. I just donít know why his mother thought that was a good idea, whatever.

      Mick, I hope your trip is awesome, have a great time!

      PQ, some people just donít make changes very easily. Oh well, you tried, right?
      I hope you enjoyed your extra chilly day off today

      Still thinking of you Pauly & Det.

      Hi there Pie, TT, Sam, et al.

      Have a nice night everyone!

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      Hi Lav... when my boys were young they wore the typical short hair cut and were never exposed to the long hair, dyed hair, shaved hair craze that seems to come and go. So thankful that I'm not raising kids in this time zone!!! I did enjoy my day...did what I wanted to when I wanted to and actually managed to accomplish a lot without the "should" word creeping anywhere. LOL

      Pauly...I know you're taking a break and just know that we're thinking of you. Miss you being second, after Mick on the thread post. Shit happens.

      Det...hope the shakes have passed, the body is being fed. The guilt/worthlessness is another wake up call! Please tell yourself that "I'm feeling this way because I got drunk! As I get better the quilt/worthlessness will pass." because it will and then you'll get back to the real you. Looking forward to seeing more Superb Det Pic's!

      Shout out to everyone else....keep coming back.

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      morning all..well think we are finally at the end of running about like amad un...got to take the rabbits to the rabbitry or whatever you call it ,wash the car ...no not travelling by car ,its just mucky from all the rubbish off the roads .
      off tomorrow...so thats it ...on the road ..will be a long day but hey..think yesterday was loonysville for me ..on top of that we had amy over begging for a crust too..

      okay then lets have a brew...

      hiya Lav ...hows you ..and purple Ronnie?what made him do that?guess its a phase ..when I was younger ,we all had dyed orange hair cut like David Bowies.. joined the army and got a different style completely!!!! ha ha..here you go a brew ..just made it

      hiya ppqp ..how are you today then? hope all is well in calgarysville..glad you did what you wanted and not ought to....lifeaint wotrth messing about at ...if it should have been done then you should have done it before the time when you thought I should do this..and if it hadnt been done ,but should have ,was there any change to your life ? nope so why should you worry about should..? make sense ??????ha ha

      hiya pauly ...hope you are doing ok...

      hiya det ..you doing any better ...? ppqp hit it on the head with her comment.. The guilt/worthlessness is another wake up call! Please tell yourself that "I'm feeling this way because I got drunk! its about taking charge ..you gotta do that...

      hiya pie ...how are you today?ok I hope...hows the 2 condo sale going .?

      hiya tt ,sam ..havent seen ya for ages mate , and anyone else...take care..

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      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Re: w/c 18th

      Greetings Abbers,

      Safe trip Mick & don’t forget to send us some awesome pics

      PQ, would you believe it hit 72 degrees today? OMG, we broke weather records from 1939 or some such thing, ha ha!
      Glad you enjoyed your day off with no ‘shoulds’

      I am not really pleased with the purple hair thing but it’s not really my problem, is it?
      I think a friend talked him into it but at the age of 9, it just seems to be a bit much. My concern is that his mother (who did the hair color) may be entering into another manic phase. Only God knows how far she’ll take things this year
      Our son maintains a very conservative look, important in his job & he was raised that way. I never expected a DIL who would end up with a goofy hair color herself & numerous tattoos, geez. I’m not going to get involved with this nonsense. If I see the kid showing up face piercings orcsimething then I’ll pitch a fit.

      Hello to all the missing personnel here. Hope everyone is OK!
      Have a decent night!

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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...makes perfect sense. LOL You must be on your way by now. Have a great trip and travel safe.

      Lav...didn't realize your DIL was manic. So you definitely know where I'm coming from with the ex.

      Shout out to the rest of the gang and hope all are well.

      It was a very busy day starting at 6am with the discovery of a major water leak into the childcare area downstairs. Salmon and asparagus for dinner if you're lurking Pauly. Have a peaceful evening all....PPQP

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      not on the way yet ...an hourto go ...Ive washed the car cleaned the rabbit hutch out been to the tip ..wasting time ...

      hi Lav ...are the tattoos spelt right? that is class ..

      will jump in whenever I can take care all...

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      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Aah...the hurry up and wait phase! Have a great time Mick.

      MA ALL....I'll get the brews started.

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      You really now how to do exciting pre-trip waiting Mick. Have a great time.
      I'm recovering from a 6 course Italian dinner. Actually I didn't eat that much and not all the courses. And I didn't even look at the wine that was on flow. I'm at a conference for all of this week it's very interesting - not a junket type one. Apart from the dinner! I'm an unpaid organiser so at least I deserve a free dinner.
      We all seem to have challenging folk in our lives. And that's not even counting ourselves!,,
      Have to dash. Hugs to all

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