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      Good evening Abbers,

      Eskimos & their polaroids, ha ha, good one Mick
      Sounds like you had yourself a busy day.

      Cool, dark & raining here all day, not an outside kinda day.
      I’ve found plenty to do inside, no problem. The great fishermen return tomorrow afternoon with whatver they caught. It was supposed to be haddock this time, we shall see.

      Sam, I hadn’t thought of black snakes for a while, thanks for r3minding me, ha ha! I hate those ugly suckers.
      I only have 6 laying hens right now & they’ve been doing OK. The 12 youngs ones should get started late July or so.

      Pie, sorry the dog hasn’t shown up yet. Keeping my fingers crossed.

      PQ, us8ng leftover chicken tonight? I like to shred it & put it on top of a big salad

      Pauly, BLTs are awesome even with turkey bacon, just saying!

      I hope everyone has a peaceful night!
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      Lav bacon is bacon and it rules! Turkey bacon I've bought has just about the same calories as regular anyhoo
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

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      MAE ALL...

      Sam...I think we're in Spring Test #4, hitting 81F tomorrow, 46F with rain Sunday then 35F with snow Monday. Tuesday should be Spring Test #5. LOL Is this the last day of soil work?

      Pauly...I splurged for dinner tonight, pork chops on the BBQ. Gotta take advantage of the weather when I can.

      Mick...glad you're home safe and sound. Tecting this seekend Love it. Looks like we'll be joining you with the snow next week. Loved the jokes, I like the short smart ass ones.

      Lav...early check in for you. Oh ya the great fishermen aren't around. Do you have to clean any of the catch? My rule would be catch and release! Left over chicken? What left over chicken. LOL

      Pi...any word on the pup yet?

      Det...hope the move is going ok. You'll be heading back tomorrow so take it easy.

      Well gotta see if there's any propane left in the tank, wish there was a fool proof way to tell. The little indicator always lies to me. Have a restful evening all....PPQP
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      morning all how are e today then?hope all is well.Yep Im out detecting tomorrow,..at the moment the sun is out,for how long I knownot..had some visitors to the garden yesterday..they think its a food bank.

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      Ive noticed that they are round this morning again..

      ok brew time..

      hiya ppqp...so you love thesmart ass jokes? well heres a smart ass way to tell if there is propane in the tank....turn tap on ...light gas ..flame appears? theres a gas........this weather is as crazy as yours ..just put my plants in and they are telling us about snow!

      hiya Lav,hows you then?well did the fishermen return with a box of fish...isnt nature wonderful..we have evolved to where you catch a feesh and it is already gutted and breadcrumbed..as for the bacon ..yep I do prefer the real Mcoy to toikey ..but I love bacon grill thinly sliced and cooked up ..nice n crispy...the railway still progresses ...just doing scenery and laying in gradients

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      oops heres a brew

      hiya pauly ,well didyou only trough one bacon sanny or keep going?Im the same as you ...I tend to make just a little bit more..usually I will make 6 slice of bread ..makes 3 sannys..Julie usually says you made me too much ..so I then help out ..so Julie 2 me 4..seemples ..hows the tomatoes doing>

      hi sam the man hows you then?all well in greensville.?sun is really giving it large here this morning ..not quite up to temp..yet

      hiya pie ...any sign of the pup?hope it gets found .

      det best ov mate

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      Re: w/c 22nd

      Mae everybody,cute jokes Mick love the pics too,Pie,any word? PQ,hope you had enough gas for your pork chops,fired today,feel like I coulda slept til noon haha,much love to all and wishes for a super,sober Saturday!
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...love the pics of the garden visitors. Your yard is just too inviting. Waking to warmth and sun with temps rising fast. Getting out to take advantage of it cause this afternoon temps will start falling fast. Supposed to wake to rain tomorrow, at least they took the snow out of the forecast!

      Pauly...yup, the smart ass method worked. Valve on, light gas and flame appeared. Just as well it's raining tomorrow as now I really do need to refill the tank!

      Have a Super Saturday all....PPQP

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      Hey Gang,

      No sign of the pup yet, and coming up on 36 hours missing. Sam, It's not my dog, rather one that my volunteer group is helping to locate. We have a very high success rate, but not 100%. The passage of time is not a good sign, but staying hopeful.

      I did have great success with a pinto bean recipe, inspired by Lav's lentil dinner the other night. How can you miss when a major ingredient is bacon?

      I'm off to meet with some neighbors on a few condo issues. There are lots of opportunities for people to get crossways with one another when sharing common areas. Just the nature of the beast.

      Pauly, I did watch a bit of Fear, but just can't warm up to the characters. I am watching a very cute Netflix series, Drop Dead Diva. It's lightweight, and upbeat comedy. PQ, did you ever check out Netflix's Dr. Foster?

      Mick, can we meet up in your garden for Sunday brunch? We can bring our own breakfast tacos.
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      Agreed Pie,I've just been watching my Lifetime movies on Sundays cuz they premiere the new ones at the same time as Fear,,I feel like you,just can't relate to them,still crossing my fingers for the pup to show up
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      Good evening Abbers,

      Well, our nice sunny day has turned dark & stormy looking. They are even predicting hail with is one, swell.
      The fisherman returned mid afternoon with not as much fish as usual but they were happy, had fun. PQ, I wouldn't clean a fish if my life depended on it, haha! There are experienced deck hands to take care of that mess.

      Pauly, I turned to turkey bacon because it has less sodium & saturated fat & only use it now & then.

      PQ, our long range weather is HOT this coming week - 90 degrees!!!
      I knew spring was going to be short & sweet. Nothing like switching from heat to AC in less than a week's time. Glad you got your grill fired up

      Mick, your horse neighbors are so rude just reaching over the fence for a snack, ha ha! That's why our fruit trees are so deformed looking from the deer snacking on them.
      Your train station is looking very realistic, nice.

      Pie, pinto beans are awesome, love making homemade refried beans (without lard).
      Sorry the pup hasn't been spotted yet, keeping my fingers crossed.

      Hello to Sam!
      Hello to Det who is probably on the road somewhere. Hope the move is going OK.

      Wishing everyone a nice night & good luck detecting tomorrow Mick

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