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      mae all ...well its another hot one here today, the peskiesare out playing up.early doors this morning drove up to Leeds ...the motorway was sooo quiet ..just me and some Pink Floyd tunes..Pand at the vets tomorrow ,for her x ray....
      Just picked some blueberries ...yes more of those bushes next year def..

      nope we dont want trump either thank you muchly ..weve got our fair share of dishonest incompetent lying politicians..why should he go to the top of the list?

      SK wherever you are if your in hospital let us know how you are

      hiya Lav how are you then?apart from munching green beans..Im the same with turnips,and courgettes ..as for the vines I am going to grow one in the greenhouse next year..

      hi pauly ..Im sure SF is still on facebook..hows you today then? all good I hope ..Ive got to cut my bougie back but Iaint at the mo..its flowering ...have a great weekend pauly .

      hi ppqp..how are you,and the weather ? we arestill basking in the yellow orb..

      hiya sam howsyou then all well with you I hope ..

      hello everyone else ...hope your day is a good one.


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      Did you hear about the painter called Harry?

      He was very renowned for making a dime wherever he could, he would often thin the paint down to make it go a tiny bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. As luck would happen, a church decided to do a big restoration job on the painting of one of their biggest churches. Harry put in a bid and he got the job because of his low very tender.

      So he set to erecting the trestles and setting up the planks, buying the paint and yes, true to form he once again thinned down his paint with the turpentine.

      Well, Harry was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder and the sky opened pouring rain down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church and Harry fell off the scaffold and landed on the lawn, among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

      Harry was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got on his knees and cried: "Oh God! Please forgive me! What can I do"?

      And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke... "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more"!

      I was booked to fly to Germany to see my husband who is serving in the Army.

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      "That's OK", the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin - "but tell me, was this regular or decaf"?

      "Regular" she replied.

      "Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night"!


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      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      morning folks
      thanks for the brew and chuckles Mick. love the Harry the painter joke. good way to start the day.

      close friend of mine passed away the other day, I had not seen him in about a month or so, we had played tunes at the end of May. Kinda was a shock for me but in talking with his son found out that a tumor had been found in his brain. No idea..... anyway, makes me think to enjoy even more friends and family.

      got to draw a plat today so best get with it.

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      Mae everybody,Mick,glad SF is still around on FB,I don't think I have her on there so good to know she's ok Sam,sorry for the loss of your friend,so sad,death sucks and it's been on my mind a lot lately,I know it's all a natural part of life but I'm too emotional I guess,take things too hard I dunno,much love to all and wishes for a sensational,sober Sunday (see how creative I am)
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...thanks for kicking the week off. Hot one here as well today and for most of next week! Isn't it nice to have the road basically to yourself some times. Today is the last day of Stampede so hopefully our traffic will get back to normal. Do the roots of your blueberry bushes spread out a lot? I'm thinking of starting some in the community garden. In case I don't see you in the morning good luck with Panda tomorrow.

      Sam...sorry to hear about your friend. You just never know what's going to happen. I like your thinking of spending more time with friends and family.

      Pauly...only know you through your posts and I agree you do take things to heart or as you say too hard. Qualities of a good friend. Yes your creativity is showing. LOL Hope you're having a great Sunday.

      Lav...how's sleeping on the floor going for you? Household back in order tomorrow?

      I have managed to have a quiet Sunday so far. I just felt exhausted yesterday, probably the stress of the power outage going without any issues. Watching the boob tube, doing laundry and I have dinner organized already. Shout out to Pi...hopefully we can get together for brunch again soon, Det...check in if you can, it's been awhile, TT...wondering how the job is going, Cindi...hope the family reunion was a good one. Have a restful evening all....PPQP

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      God evening Abbers,

      Very hot & humid here as well. We've had one T storm & it feels like another one is on the way.
      One of my chickens went missing today - she is one of the few who can actually hop/fly over the fence. I hope she keeps herself well hidden from the predatory fox
      Tomorrow the carpet installers arrive to get the bedrooms done. Then we can put things back where they belong. My sleeping arrangements are not real bad but definitely not something I want to do forever, LOL

      Mick, the garlic harvest was good & the onions are ready as well. Just need time to get all that done. We picked 10+ quarts of blueberries this year, love them. Takes a few years for the bushes to get established but once they do you get great blueberries

      Sam very sorry to hear about your friend. Sounds like he didn't suffer long & that's a blessing

      Pauly, we all have to process grief in our own way, there's no time limit. Sometimes a grief support group can be very helpful.

      PQ, hot over there too? These storms we're getting today are the same ones I think you had a few days back - they came from the northwest anyway.
      We had our power go out last evening & a few times today, just for short periods (annoying having to reset all the digital clocks, etc). I hope the rets of your day was relaxing.

      Pie, hello to you! Cyn, are you still with us?
      I did end up speaking with SK last evening. She's home from the hospital after being treated for an infection. She's having a hard t ime finding someone to walk Peggy. I wish I could help her out, geez. She will be back on here one her computer is sorted out.
      I do know that SF doesn't allow anyone to write on her FB page & doesn't accept messages.

      Wishing everyone a nice night!
      Sorry again about the Trump stuff......what an a$$hole.

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      good morning all...woke up to some serious chattering from the magpies ...and yep there he was ...right under the backfence..never came into the garden tho ..both rabbit were actually asleep in their hutch ..nice animal but has no tenancy rights here..Another nice day tho we are led to believe storms on the way...Long day for me ..need to leave pretty soon got to be at thevet hospital for 10 ...which means driving thru the middle of Manchester in rush ...so brew time.
      hiya Lav ..yes hope the chicken is ok too...so the carpets are getting fitted today?hope that goes ok...and no ..you can have trump back ta muchly

      hi ppqp..how are you then?nope blue berry bushes have pretty compact roots ..last day of the stampede ..I went there millions of years ago..it seems like that anyway..and a pub called the Highlander..you still tired today?

      hiya pauly ,hows you then?we all move on eventually ,its making the most of what you have while you can..we all worry get scared at times,but hey its gonna happen so enjoy yourself ..and the start is ...to have a great day today.

      hiya SK...how are you ...hope you are better ,or on the mend x

      hey sam ...hows you ..did you get your work done ..sorry about your mate,crap I know.yes it makes you realise .anyway havea good one today

      hiya pie ,everyone else hope you are all well..

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      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody,Mick,I'm trying to make the most of each day,think it was Satz who posted a writing from someone who mentioned that same thing about waiting to be happy,I realized I have done that my whole life,waited to move to some place to make me happy,waited for the kids to get to a certain age,jobs,when I lose weight,when I'm however old,etc,time to just be happy NOW Lav,I hope the chicken is ok,was wondering too if our lovely Cyn is still here? I do miss our little thread we had but it's too hard to keep it going with here and there posts PQ,hope the traffic goes back to normal quick after stampede! I have road rage but I'm still a polite driver,,it's just my mouth in the privacy of my car that the rage flows haha,Sam,hope you're feeling ok,much love to all and wishes for a marvelous,margarita free,Monday haha!!
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      MAE ALL...

      Lav...I hope your chicken returns safe and sound. Seems like you always have one of those daredevils in the group. We're under a heat warning for the next couple of days. Grateful my office has A/C. Hope the carpets are installed quickly and you get things back in order. It'll help with all the heat you're experiencing.

      Mick...the magpies didn't wake up the peskies? You'll have to find out their secret to deep sleep. Good luck at the vet's today, hope all works out ok. Got a good rest last night so raring to go this morning. Highlander....man does that bring back memories, the beginning of my downfall!

      Pauly...I'm standing right beside you with the "waiting to be happy". It really takes a concerted effort to just live in the moment, but I'm getting better at it. Marvelous Margarita Free Monday, LOL. Be interesting to see what you come up with for Tuesday's "Drink" Free reference.

      It's nice to actually be organized in the morning. I should try it more often. LOL Have a good one all....PPQP

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      Hidy ho Cats and Kitties!

      doing well in the program here... it's a really long one and a couple weeks to go but nearing the end and getting excited to be
      back to my new home location and keeping up with you rascals. Sam so sorry for your loss buddy.
      Going to be super nice to cook for myself again. Institution food does indeed get old. Did get a chance to swim at the local lake a couple
      weeks ago and that was a hoot. Been working out in the weight room and getting a suntan which is nice. So great to be positive, sober and
      more healthy than I've been in many many years.

      much love to one and all

      be well
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      Hidy ho Cats and Kitties!

      doing well in the program here... it's a really long one and a couple weeks to go but nearing the end and getting excited to be
      back to my new home location and keeping up with you rascals. Sam so sorry for your loss buddy.
      Going to be super nice to cook for myself again. Institution food does indeed get old. Did get a chance to swim at the local lake a couple
      weeks ago and that was a hoot. Been working out in the weight room and getting a suntan which is nice. So great to be positive, sober and
      more healthy than I've been in many many years.

      much love to one and all

      be well
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      So good to see this post, I've been thinking of you. You're sounding great and I'm so glad things are going good. We're looking forward to you getting back to your new digs and inundating us with pictures.

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