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      Quote Originally Posted by abcowboy View Post
      Had to laugh at your "nigger rigging" @porqoui lol. My dad used to say it, I used to say it, and I even think my gramps used to say it. I might have a bit of redneck in me, but I'm no racist for sure. My kids tell me that now we're supposed to say "MacGyver it" lol.
      GO FIGURE...my building super while talking to the boss today actually said "I MacGyered it". Now I know. LOL
      @abcowboy Please tell me how you get the @porqoui to work. Oh, I guess that worked. LOL
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      Skies opened up about an hour ago with 100 m/h winds, rain, hail, lightening and thunder. After drying off will heat up the leftover stew, good night for it....PPQP

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      Good evening Abbers,

      No, I haven't quite lost my mind yet, ha ha!!!
      The good news is the kitchen ceiling leak is exactly in the same spot where we had a leak several years ago. There's a vent pipe for the sink on the roof & whatever it is that's supposed to seal that pipe apparently needs to be replaced again - OK.
      The downed trees will be staying right where they are for a while because YB pulled his back yesterday carrying boxes, he's hurting
      The trees are in the back yard & not in anyone's way. The weather service said a small tornado touched down north of here & blew a roof off of a barn. Maybe we had one as well, who knows?

      Mick, sorry about Amy's cat, poor thing.
      Vet bills are expensive over here too, geez. I had to pick up thyroid medication for my dog today, not cheap. I hope you get some rain but not too much.

      Pauly, your daughter really should look for another pediatrician. Part of their job is to educate the parents, not belittle them. I hope Romeo feels better soon.

      PQ, I sure hope you don't get the kind of storms we had yesterday, geez.
      Our power was out for nearly 8 hrs last night. We can't flush a toilet or get a drink of water around here when there's no power.
      Hang on tight tonight!!!

      Have a nice night everyone!
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      morning all ,how are we all today then?hope all is well..Guess what ,,we are in the middle of a heatwave,an amber alert ..yesterday was the hottest day for ages ...I was in the loft for a while doing the trains ,and it was sweltering ..must have lost a few pounds !all the trains up and running ,just needs tidying up ...will put a pic up after ..Ive just given away a load of tomatoes courgettes and turnips.we wont eat them all.rabbits are doing well .panda is taking her meds ok ...but Amys cat is deteriorating ....they are talking about another 24hrs obs then operate .I hope its ok ,but..........
      so lets have a brew ..or a cold drink perhaps?

      hiya Lav hw are you? there is nothing more soul destroying than a ceiling leak..I had one in Southport and the whole dining room ceiling came through ...hope you get it fixed asap.wow no toilet or drink when the power goes ..is it all leccy powered?hope yb s back gets better soon I know bad back land ...

      hiya porquoi ,hows you today then?sounds like you are having some bad weather ,...is it possible to keep it there?Ill send you some spare sun..GM is back ....and ? as I recall you did his work too...re the coworker ...blank is a good answer ...hope you have a good day.

      hiya pauly,how are thingz with you today then?good I hope.so you had a crush on Beckham eh?I hope you have a lovely day x

      hiya ab hows you then mate?hope you are well..a bit of a redneck eh ?does that mean the main ornament on the mantlepiece is a truck piston?and you are trying to grow mattresses in the garden? have a good day friend

      hiya Sam, hows you ..ref metal detecting ..Im out this weekend the farmer has cut the barley already .hows the putter inner did you get a valve?

      hiya everyone else ...hope we are well..take care good people ....be proud of yourselves..the world is full of people who say drinking nah could stop tomorrow...but they never do....

      Iknow it isnt but I had to put these down ,

      Letters to Santa Claus
      deer santa:
      I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
      Yer Frend,
      BiLLy

      Dear Billy,
      Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
      Santa




      Dear Santa,
      I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
      Love,
      Sarah

      Dear Sarah,
      Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
      Santa




      Dear Santa,
      I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
      Love,
      Teddy

      Dear Teddy,
      Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
      Santa




      Dear Santa,
      I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
      Love,
      Francis

      Dear Francis,
      Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
      Santa




      Dear Santa,
      I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
      Love,
      Susan

      Dear Susan,
      Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
      Santa




      Dear Santa,
      What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
      Your friend,
      Thomas

      Dear Thomas,
      All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
      Santa,
      P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.

      Long Dong Claus,




      Dear Santa,
      Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
      Love,
      Jessica

      Dear Jessica,
      Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
      Santa



      Dear Santa,
      I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
      Timmy

      Timmy,
      That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
      Santa



      Dearest Santa,
      We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
      Love,
      Marky

      Mark,
      First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
      Sweet Dreams,
      Santa


      Joel had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?"

      "That's something I've never done before," she replied.

      "Never made love? You mean you're a virgin?" Joel was amazed.

      "No, silly!" she giggled. "Never objected!"

      A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre.

      When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

      The man groaned but didn't budge.

      The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

      Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

      In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

      The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

      "Sam," the man moaned.

      "Where ya from, Sam?"

      With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."


      Jock was out working the field in the vale of Tullos when a barnstormer landed.
      "I'll give you an airplane ride for £50," said the pilot.
      "Sorry, cannae afford it," replied Jock.
      "Tell you what," said the pilot, "I'll give you and your wife a free ride but if you get scared it'll be £100."
      So up they went and the pilot rolled, looped, stalled and did all he could to scare Jock. Nothing worked and the defeated pilot finally landed the plane. Turning around to the rear seat he said, "Got to hand it to you, for country folk you sure are brave!"
      "Aye," said Jock "But ye nearly had me there when the wife fell oot!"
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      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody,Mick,you keep yourself cool in that heat wave! Shame about the cat the mantle piece for rednecks is usually horns of some sort,my FIL had buck horns over the door of his house and after he dies hubs got them and tried to pull that shite on our house,ugh no,they're still in the garage just sitting haha,waves to all and much love to all have a great BF Tuesday!
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      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      morning all,
      thanks for the brew, Mick. Sounds perfect for detecting, clean field.

      raining along here, not too heavy yet. I see that your area, Lav, has been getting hammered pretty good. What's with all or nothing?? hope your tricity comes back soon.

      talked to the folks at the valve place, there's an adjustment (no instructions, of course) for the valve, so guess I'll put it back on and give it a whirl.

      well, off to the salt mines, be well everyone
      Liberated 5/11/2013

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      Good evening folks!

      Yep, we have electricity off & on between the storms, ha ha!!!
      What a giant PITA!!!!
      It's scary reading about water rescues at taverns where we've eaten several times - not far from here. UGH. I feel sorry for the farmers, their fields are flooding

      Mick, I read about your heat wave over there. Greece is burning up badly, very sorry for them as well. Keep yourself well hydrated & use ice cubes, ha ha!
      I liked your Santa letters - he sounds a bit like me, LOL
      We don't have any city services out here in the boon docks. Our water comes from a well we had drilled in the yard. The well pump needs electric to do it's thing so...…

      Pauly, I won't have any dead animal parts on my house either, LOL

      Sam, I figured you were getting rained on too. Lucky you're not getting this much.
      Good luck with your valve

      Nothing much else happening....just waiting for this weather to clear out.
      Have a good one!!!

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      MAE ALL...

      Lav...wow you really did get clobbered. Glad everyone is ok. Resealing that vent pipe doesn't sound too expensive, but what do I know. I keep knocking wood every time you mention power out.

      Mick...warm and sunny in the morning then pop up thunder and rain in the afternoon. I'll try and keep it here as I don't have to water my garden these days. We definitely didn't get hit as hard as the south side of the city, you'd think Lav was living here. Good job on getting the trains up and running again, but I don't think that's a healthy way to loose weight. Will await the post cleanup pics.

      Pauly...and the garage is almost too good for them. LOL

      Sam...I hope the adjustment is the answer.

      Son just walked in with a pizza so I'm off to chow down. Have a peaceful evening all....PPQP

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      MAE ALL...

      Lav...wow you really did get clobbered. Glad everyone is ok. Resealing that vent pipe doesn't sound too expensive, but what do I know. I keep knocking wood every time you mention power out.

      Mick...warm and sunny in the morning then pop up thunder and rain in the afternoon. I'll try and keep it here as I don't have to water my garden these days. We definitely didn't get hit as hard as the south side of the city, you'd think Lav was living here. Good job on getting the trains up and running again, but I don't think that's a healthy way to loose weight. Will await the post cleanup pics.

      Pauly...and the garage is almost too good for them. LOL

      Sam...I hope the adjustment is the answer.

      Son just walked in with a pizza so I'm off to chow down. Have a peaceful evening all....PPQP
      oh yeah!
      Liberated 5/11/2013

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      morning alll..we had rainshine yesterday ,it poured down and it was 25 degreez...today is hot and sunny again and the peskies are out playing...I saw some new water features ,was thinking of this one in the garden..what do you think peeps ...

      WF9824 - Otter Playground Water Feature with Lights - YouTube

      the peskies would end up fighting it!!!! lets have a brew.

      hiyasam the man,how are you today then? have you got the thing tweaked up ?hope so and it works.best of luck in the salt mines today...

      hiya pauly how are you today then? hope all is well with you....the cat seems to be a little better ,so fingers crossed,I have manged to grow a Calla lily outside its a first for me..really pleased ...brought it inside ..

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      also look at my little one here ..

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      hiya Lav,how are you then?hope all is well ..get it ? well? ok ok its not that funny Iknow!hows ybs back?
      wow your weather sounds brutal ....and europe is burning ,...something crazee going on here wonder if trump has had a shot at the weather too?ha ha ...have a nice day ..sending you some sunshine..x

      hiya ppqp ...how are youtoday?all good I hope ..yep we are doing ok with sun n rain too

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      hiya everyone else hope you are ok.

      The kids had been begging for weeks, so their mom finally gave in and bought them a hamster. It was the darling of the family for about a week. The kids played with it and fed it treats, but then their interest faded. Finally, just as she had feared, the mother was the one who wound up taking care of it.

      One evening, exasperated, she sat them down and asked, "Why did you even want that darn thing? How many times do you think it would have died if I hadn't been looking after it for you?"

      "I don't know" her son guessed. "Once?"


      The first rule of the company is that each evening a service technician has to phone the household and confirm the following days appointments.

      One evening a call was made and a man answered the phone. The technician said, "Hi, this is Henry from Acme Pest Control we have an appointment scheduled for tomorrow."

      There was a long silence and then my husband heard the man on the other end say, "Honey, it's for you....someone wants to talk to you about your relatives."

      Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

      "Dad", said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me 20 dollars if I passed my math test"?

      Dad nodded.

      "Well, the good news is that I just saved you 20 bucks".


      and another

      Sam: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?

      Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.

      Sam: Well, at least you could try.


      A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour and then she hung up.

      "Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

      "Wrong number..." replied his daughter.

      I went to see my dyslexic mate today and he was busy covering his penis with shoe polish.

      Mate, I said, you're supposed to turn your clock back!!

      Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant. My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace.

      As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen"!

      Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never"!

      Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

      As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my grand-son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer".

      "Really" my grand-son asked? "Cross my heart" the man replied.

      Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes".

      Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My grand-son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life.

      He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up your ass you grouchy old b i t c h "!!!
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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