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      Hiya folks. .as you can see I'm on my phone the computer is taken up at the moment. .I've finally found a way to download all my dvds on to an ext hard drive. ..got the bandsaw working with out loss of limb or injury. ..yep I know! !!I am also revamping the railway a bit more and now going to collect slabs to lay.Went to see my friend yesterday. . I'm giving him a hand and by next weekend the rabbits will have a house like this.. obviously roofed..it is 8ft long 4and a half high and 4 wide made of 18mm tanalised wood
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      Also here's the grapes growing in my friends greenhouse

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      I was in a store yesterday. Hidden in one of the basketsite was an empty vodka bottle. ..someone had emptied it in the store!!!told the manager. . Reply?yeah it happens regular! !!!!will jump in later
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      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody,Mick happens all the time in the grocery store by work too,,,booze and food! Irritated by it cuz it's stealing,Michelle's home for a few days her and her bf are arguing and need a break I guess,so much for no drama,oh well not mine,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Thursday!
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      well, it is raining to beat the band here. In the last 2 days, 4 inches of rain. In the midst of severe warning/watch right now. Reckon I'd better the generator set up for the Mrs. since I'l be absent for the next couple of days. Lav, I know you can more than relate!

      Mick, looks like a nice hutch, you building one as well? thought you had a pretty nice set up, if I remember correctly.
      Pauly, hopefully its their drama, not yours??

      be gone for a bit so have a luverly weekend friends!
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      Greetings Abbers,

      We had a severe T storm last night starting at 11 pm, ridiculous amount of lightening. Looks like more storms shaping up for tonight.
      Well, YB was outside at 6 am getting ready to take his Amish friends somewhere when he noticed there were two foxes inside the fenced chicken yard & they were eating two of my chickens
      They dug holes under the brand new fence to get in the yard & commit murder!!!! I am really pissed off now & told YB to go ahead & shoot the damn things next time he sees them. I have had enough of the fox population around here, sh*t!!! That's a total of 5 or 6 chickens since last fall when all this started!

      Mick, your bunny condo looks awesome, lucky rabbits!
      Is your friend a wine maker? My brother grew grapes & made the most awful wine, ha ha!

      Pauly, we will always be parents, no way around it. We support our kids when they need us. I hope some day they return the favor when we need help

      Sam, there's no sign of this rain pattern stopping. It's getting kinda depressing, no kidding. Our power went off this afternoon for no reason, no ran at the time. Thankfully it came back on pretty quickly.

      Hello to Det, Pie & my old friend Cyntree, hope yo can check in soon.

      Take care everypne.

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      Aww Lav,I miss Cyn too! And our little thread
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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...so I'm a little confused. Is this the friend who said he wouldn't be able to build it because of family circumstances? Or is this his rabbit hutch and you're helping him finish it? Please clear up the mystery for me.

      Pauly...sorry to hear drama has descended, at least it's not yours, but still tough. Try and keep an emotional distance.

      Sam...so you're not taking the missus with you? Intrigued as to where you're going. Hope your generator just needs to be turned on. My ex "McGyvered" ours so I had to hook it up to the batter of the truck, which of course I had to make sure was full of fuel first, then follow a procedure for turning everything on. Thank God I never had to use it, would probably have blown myself up.

      Lav...OMG! What a shame, I'm so sorry. I agree, shoot the bastards. Listening to you and Sam I am definitely grateful to be living here. Knock wood no power outages yet.

      Pop up T/storm with big fat rain trying to turn to hail this afternoon. It's moved off for now but I don't think it's done yet. Have a peaceful evening all....PPQP

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      morning all,how are we all today then ? poets day today....though in some cases it matters not!well last night ,I was eating tea last night ,I saw the farmer coming down the hill with his mini digger ,..there is a slight hill/scar on the hill the digger then disappears behind the scar,about 15 minutes later ,the farmers daughter and a couple more came down the hill leading a horse ...I knew what was happening but to see the horse walking down kind of whacked me in the head....and then digger went ..I felt gutted ...obviously the horse was poorly you dont put a healthy horse down..but never the less ..I guess its an affinity with animals ,the same certainly doesnt /didnt apply to yoomanz ..ok different days different scenarios blah blah ,but tea got binned ..oh well the silver cloud is ..helps with my diet!!!!so lets have a brew ....was up in the loft earlier wow ....pretty hot up there

      hiya ppqp ...hows you then? all good I hope..yes my friend couldnt build the hutch because of his back probs and also family illness..that one in the pic...Im helping him finish it, he makes them for a sideline terrier boxes hutches kennels etc..so once that one is made ,we are making another exactly the same..does that make sense? did you have more rain?

      hiya Lav...jeez so sorry about the foxes ...I agree ...play the game ...pay the price.....sounds like you are having a bit of a rubbish time at the moment ....big special brew for you..No they dont make wine ,just eat tons of grapes!!! hope you have a decent day and no foxes...

      hiya Sam the man ...as we speak Im watering the grass!!its as dry as a bone...yes the hutch Ive got is ok ,but the back and roof have gone ,plus with Panda ,I want her climbing as little as possible..the other thing is ...the new hutch is sectionalised..which means I can add more modules to it ....hope your trip away goes ok

      hiya Pauly ,how are you then? hope all is well with you ,so Michelle is home? lucky she has got you ..you doing anything for the weekend ? sounds like a catchphrase!!! take care

      hiya everyone else hope you have a great weekend?


      "Sally", asked Linda thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught another woman in bed with your husband"?

      "With George"? Sally thought it over. "Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her seeing eye dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from".

      Cruise Ship

      DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
      I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and makeup. I'm really excited.

      DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
      We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

      DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
      I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and atte ntive gentleman.


      DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
      Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

      DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
      Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside . The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't come to his cabin for the night, he would sink the ship. I was appalled.

      DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
      I saved 1600 lives today... Twice

      You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"?

      Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

      The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

      By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such and such a heading, and sent him on his way.

      The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane.

      The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night"!

      There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he was walking to the stream when he happened to come across a bear chasing a rabbit for his lunch.

      He stopped them and called them over and said "I'm a magical frog. Seeing as you are the first two animals I've ever seen in my life, I'll give you each three wishes. You may have one wish at a time, and the bear may go first, because he is the biggest."

      The bear thinks about it for a while and finally says "I wish every bear in this forest besides me was a female." The frog snaps his fingers and says "It is done. Every other bear in this forest is now female. Rabbit, what's your first wish?"

      The rabbit quickly says "I want a crash helmet". The frog thought this was a bit weird, but said nothing. He snapped his fingers and a crash helmet appeared in front of the rabbit, who then strapped it on without thinking twice.

      The frog turns to the bear and says "What's your second wish?" The bear says "Well.. I wish every bear in the NEXT forest was a female." The frog snaps his fingers and says "It is done. Every bear in the next forest is female. Rabbit- Your next wish?"

      The rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. This was too much for the bear, who thought the rabbit was wasting his wishes. "What the hell are you doing? Why don't you wish for all the money in the world and go BUY a motorcycle??" The rabbit replies "No, I want a motorcycle NOW" So the frog snaps his fingers and a motorbike magically appears in front of the rabbit, who proceeds to hop on and gun the engine. The frog then asked the bear what his last wish would be.

      "Gee," said the bear, "this is going GREAT! I wish every other bear in the WORLD besides me was a female!" The frog snaps his fingers and says "It is done. Every bear on earth besides you is female. Rabbit, what's your last wish?"

      The rabbit said- "I wish the bear was gay"

      Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Minnesota for paintings.

      One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo.

      She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude.

      This was the first time anyone had made this request.

      The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.

      Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus.

      In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes."
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody,so Mick they had to put the horse down? Thats kind of a strange way to do it,makes me sad was cloudy almost all day yesterday yet no rain on my side of town,gotta go shopping for some food for Michelle cuz she's doing some 6 week shred=no carbs,,this girl is the last person who needs to lose weight jeez,anyhoo much love to all and wishes for a fab,BF Friday!
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      MAE ALL...couldn't get on this morning but all's good now.

      Mick...yes, makes perfect sense now, thanks for clearing that up. Sorry you had to bin your tea yesterday, glad you see the positive in it. LOL Running a farm/ranch really puts life and death in perspective. Can't have one without the other. When we had to put my son's horse down, mind you we used a vet, he could walk but had a disease in his back that made him look drunk all the time. Yup, got more rain yesterday and today. Only thing is when it stops it all evaporates.

      Pauly...not only does Michelle move back for awhile she brings dietary restrictions with her. Like Lav said, she's lucky to have you.

      Sam...not sure when you left this morning but safe travels.

      Son offered to buy me lunch and by the time the boss got back he said and you won't be coming back right? Right he was. Started the long weekend early. Have a peaceful evening all...ppqp

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      Good evening Abbers,

      Glad to report there were no murders today. I am still pretty steamed though & likely will be for a while. Losing 6 chickens in a two week period is just ridiculous. I have taken out a contract on the foxes though so it's open season around here as far as I'm concerned. If anyone feels like taking their hostilities out, come on over, ha ha!
      My son came over & picked up his dog, I wish she could stay & help me deter these predators.
      We had some rain showers off & on all day but no big storms, maybe later.

      Mick, sad about your neighbor & his horse It seems to be a rough week everywhere!
      If you want some rain, please take mine.

      Pauly, maybe Michelle will have all of you eating healthy with her, LOL
      I could certainly due with consuming fewer carbs but I am not a big meat eater, it's tough sometimes.

      PQ, glad you got a jumpstart on your weekend, yay!
      Nice that your son took you out for lunch. I think my son owes me lunch after caring for his dog all week, ha ha!

      Hello to those missing & wishing everyone a nice night!

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