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      hiya folks lovely to see yall ...despite me putting the post in the wrong place...duh!..well yest was pretty hot ,despite that got the ground dug out the slabs laid grass cut job done.....and now Im orf detecting ..

      hiya ppqp...hows you then ? ok I hope ? weather over here today issupposed to be the hottest recorded...sun cream and a hat on ..!yes trains are coming along ....just a couple more things to do then start on ballasting etc..dont know wther to put a second line through that tunnel ,or just leave it ..wow what a life ha ha...yes I pick Panda up hence why she pees on me..

      hiya Lav hows you then?all good I hope ...no couldnt see her in nappies ,it would be more drama getting it on her!hows the fox issue?

      hi sam you will be on yer travels ..stay safe

      hi pauly you ok girl? hope so ..

      right folks 5 am time to go x
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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...happy detecting! Thanks for starting the week off before you left.

      Long weekend here so I get to do all the things I didn't do yesterday today. LOL

      Will pop in later and see if anyone's around....PPQP

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      Mae everybody,I didn't know what was going on yesterday,thread looked old so I didn't post haha! Maybe we should come up with a name for the thread each week so it's easier to find? Just an idea PQ,hope your day is good and you get your stuff done,not much for me today breakfast,groceries,the boys in that order haha,Kell got a call from another shop and the guy kept saying they should"hookup" sometime this week,at first she was skeeved out thinking he was a pervs but then she figured its probably an old guy trying to be hip,,see what happens I hate to see her quit but she's over that shop anyhoo much love to all and wishes fir a great BF Sunday!
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      Good evening Abbers,

      Hot as hell here & I mean that in every sense of the word, ha ha! My kitchen thermometer faces south & gets hit with a lot of sun but it read 118 degrees this afternoon, ugh.
      No fox or snake sightings today, that's a good thing. YB was outside all day, sweating like a beast in this weather trying to help prevent another fox intrusion into the chicken yard. He cut a 4 ft wide swath all around the outside of the fence (where weeds grow). He put down that heavy fabric the Amish use to prevent weed growth. He will be laying chicken wire on top of that then put a layer of wood mulch. Hopefully keep the weeds away will reduce the hiding spots for the foxes. If the try to dig under the fence again they will hit wire.
      I have a motion activated ultrasonic alarm being delivered tomorrow - I hope it blows out their ear drums
      Now that they have taken a full 1/3 of my chickens I have declared WAR!!!!
      Other than that is was an OK day, ha ha!

      Mick, I keep reading articles about how hot it is over your way, sorry. Summers have become brutal but there's nothing to worry about so says the climate deniers.

      PQ, what are you doing tomorrow? You're off?

      Pauly, back in the 60's & 70's people used the term hookup for completely innocent reasons, ha ha! I hope that's all that's the case with Kell.
      Hope you are having fun with the boys

      Hopefully SK will check in here. She couldn't find the thread either so I sent her the link.

      Mick, I think we need to make this thread easier to find......just sayin.

      Have a nice night everyone!
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      morning everyone,,,how are we today then?all good i hope ...Well ou detecting yustaday ...the ground was baked solid ...we could get no depth on the machines at all...some of the cracks in the fields were an inch at least wide .so we came home early ..talking to the farmer ...a lot of the root crops have failed due to no water ,potatoes ,too ...and corn hasnt bulked out ...its dried but thin ..so in his cheery way he reckonz food prices will go up .
      so lets have a brew before they do..

      hiya ppqp how are you then?all good I hope ..did you have a quiet weekend?yes a fave of mine is to put the post in the wrong place ...especially with my phone !!so to name or make it easier helps us all...maybe name it or put the current date in red if thats possible?

      hiya pauly hows you then today? hope all is well should hook up? where is this geezer ? stuck in the 60s???? yep he is either a perv or jotting about in loon pants and a tank top with a frizzy head ....!!so whats you idea for making the fred more visible even to numpties like me..go for it pauly xx

      hiya Lav,how are you then? goodI hope?on with the anti fox methods eh?that weed blanket is good ..the only trouble is that its a pain to dig thru to plant things but that wont apply to your situation .. look what I found yesterday..

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      it is what is called a papal bulla ..basically a seal the pope puts on documents ..this one is pope clement the 6th ..(dated 1376...

      this is what it should look like...

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      its value if not broken $648. oh well....

      right going to have to get the wabbitz meds given ..back later x

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      Mae everybody,cool find Mick too bad it's not whole but still pretty awesome to have Lav,global warming is definitely real,just look all around everywhere,it's not only the deserts getting the extreme temps these days much love to all and have a,happy BF Monday!
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      Hi everyone. Just hunting qn pecking, cause I still have casts on both wrists. It's getting very old Ful tilt Narco, and it's not helping

      Missed you all.

      Mick, they are fabulous finds!

      Lav, thank you for your xupport.I didn't rece a pm from you. Sorry about the chickens. Must be in July thread.

      Hi Pauly, Like reading your posts and I'm shocked Lou is ready for school.



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      Skendallit's great to see you and I'm wishing you swift healing!
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      MAE ALL...

      Lav...hope the new landscaping helps with the fox problem. Will the new ultrasonic alarm only be heard by the foxes? Keep us posted.

      Mick...nice find. Just as well it's not whole as you can't sell it anyways can you? Food prices just continue to go up regardless of the weather. Yes had a very quiet weekend, just looking at all the stuff I didn't do. Oh well, another 4 days and I'm off for 2 weeks, it can wait. Did you manage to stay dry while administering the meds? Are you giving meds to both of them? Bet you stayed out of the loft today, we're under a heat wave in the city again today. The low last night was 18C, that's what I'd like the high go be. LOL

      Pauly...hope you had a good day. Totally agree about global warming, what a mess our children are going to have to clean up. "They're" saying southern Alberta could be the next new vineyards. That could be pushing it but it'd be nice not to have the -30's during the winter.

      SK...good to see you back. You take it easy hunting & pecking, those wrists need time to heal.

      Sam...hope you're trip is going good, safe travels home.

      Stopped by the garden and got some veggies to throw on the BBQ if it cools down later. Have a restful evening all....PQP

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      Good evening Abbers,

      YB finished laying the chicken wire & covered it all with a thick layer of mulch we had sitting around. The wire is stapled securely to the bottom rail of the fence so it should hold. I felt sorry for him sweating like crazy working out in this heat. I helped a little but not much, can't take this heat. I went out to inspect the work after dinner & found yet again another 5 ft. long black snake in the chicken house. It seems I can get absolutely no peace whatsoever this summer

      Mick, that's a very cool find even if it is only half
      I'm sure food prices wil be rising everywhere due to these awful growing conditions, sad. California has a new gigantic fire going on top of all the others, geez.

      Pauly, I'm anxious to hear about Kell's 'interview'. I hope it was a for real thing for her.

      SK, glad you found your way on the thread
      Keep on taking care of yourself & heal quickly.

      PQ, I just heard a report that the west coast wineries are in big trouble since the radioactive water from Fukoshima has arrived. Maybe Alberta has a new big business op!

      Hello to Sam & everyone.

      Have a decent night!
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