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      Mae everybody,Mick jokes are funny,,that Tim is cheap! Sam,Det text me Saturday and said he's out and was flying home,,says he'll check in this weekend,still job searching for me waves to all and wishes for a great BF Wednesday!
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      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

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      Good evening Abbers,

      It was a decent day even with the boys here all day, ha ha!!
      Still 90+ degrees, no rain today. The heat & humidity are going even higher tomorrow with the threat of ferocious storms ~ swell.

      Mick, YB picked 9 quarts of heirloom tomatoes today that he is taking to the Amish produce auction tomorrow. He hopes to sell them & make a nice little profit. It keeps him busy & out of my hair, ha ha!

      Sam, looks like a seriously damp weekend again this weekend
      I hope the court case wasn't too big of a pain in the a$$.

      SK, you poor thing, you really need a companion to help with certain things. I wish we could all take turns helping you get a cup of coffee
      Why don't you ask your home care nurse for a sling to use when you go out to keep that arm from hanging & getting puffy.

      Pauly, my kids went to half day K too but a lot of schools are switching over to full day. My grandsons both had full day programs, did well. Glad Louis likes it so far

      Hello to PQ, hope vacay is going well!

      Have a nice night everyone.
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      morning all ,hows we today then? all good I hope ,,its stopped raining so the peskies are out playing....doing a bit on the trains ,and then off to the shops ..good eh??....ok onwards and upwards ...
      hiya sam ,hows you then ?all well with you then?yes the rabbits love the new gaff ,Isat in there with them last night in the rain,,yep mad but it was good .heres a couple of pics ...

      20180810_155635.jpg

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      strangely enough they dont use the enclosed side ..


      hi sk ,how are you today ,?feeling any better ? yes Id happily make you a brew etc.take care ....

      hiya ppqp...how are you enjoying yourself?hopefully all is good with you ..enjoy sasky chewan......

      pauly how are you then today?you good ?best of luck with the job searching ........

      hiya Lav,hows you then?Ive heard of heirloom tomatoes ,hope the sale goes well for you ..do you do a lot of trade with the Amish community?Is there alot of interaction between the communities? havent heard you mention the wildlife recently ..apart from the wee bugs .have they gone?

      hi everyone else ..hope you are well..

      19 “shit jokes” that are so shit that you might just laugh despite your better judgement



      * * *
      I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
      He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
      I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”

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      My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
      So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

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      How does Moses make his tea? ☕️
      Hebrews it.
      I’m serious that Israeli how he does it.

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      Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!!
      Lucky I got the first punch in.

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      Just seen a French footballer playing on a nintendo…
      It was Thierry on Wii

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      Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland.
      Barman says “not yew tree again”

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      My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant!
      Roll on next year!

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      Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
      Should have put it on aloha setting.

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      Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.
      If it’s a success his next one will be about Kent.

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      Gutted the wife has left me!
      She’s took the Sky Box and all my Bob Marley records too.
      No woman no Sky

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      A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!!”
      I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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      I want to trace my father...

      Does anyone have a good marker pen?

      A monkey approached me with a bunch of bananas and asked for a tin opener.
      I said "You don't need a tin opener for bananas"
      He said "I know, it's for the f*cking custard!!"

      I used to have a phobia about horse chestnut trees, but i think ive conkered it.

      Bought a new muzzle for my duck. Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill.

      Paddy & Murphy in an aeroplane going to Benidorm.

      Paddy: Murphy if this Aeroplane turns up side down will we FALL OUT !!.

      Murphy: Don't be stupid Paddy I'll still talk to you.
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody,Mick seems like animals use what works for them instead of what we think is a good idea,hubs had dug a home for the tortoise and he wouldn't use it and went and dug his own in an opposite part of the yard haha,my guinea pig gets busy moving his hut around when I put it to the side,I guess they just like things their way much love to all and wishes for a great BF Thursday
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

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      Morning all.

      Mick, read an article in the nytimes today, it was about the re-emerging of history with the earth being so dry, fascinating. thereare some specific areas they mentioned.

      Pauly good luck with job search. It takes a while.

      Lav, the Amish sound like very good neighbours.

      Peggy is pretty sick, vomiting. walking very slowly, etc. Walked her at 5:00 am and she ate some grass and looked confused. Wanted back out at 8, ate more grass and vomited again. she looked instantly better but is now just staring at nothing. im a little worried. When i rub behind her ears i usually get licks, but today she tried and couldn't.

      Cyn, want to join us, you aremissed.

      PPQ, hope you are enjoying yourvacay.
      Enlightened by MWO

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      Hidy Ho ABeroooonies near and far!

      oh my, what an adventure and it carries on.... Only now I'm 'home' in Las Vegas and starting my unpack and settle in process which really
      has a way to go. Doing custom carpentry/staining etc on trailer today as well as loads of errands and whatnot. AF 3 months now which is super and
      I'm feeling stellar mentally, physically and even emotionally after what seemed an eternity. Among the 'wins' I've had while away in a very fascinating and
      different kind of rehab, has been truly getting over the mourning of my divorce. I pushed that off by hiding one way or the other but have finally reconciled
      my emotions and in such a better mindset. Now.... new in a big city and I know nobody... will be attending some non 12-step sobriety meetings as well as
      some meetup.com groups. Those groups are much more active here than in Reno. Pauly, no more salon work, or just looking for another shop? I've expanded my
      DIY hair kit to 3 clippers now including an Andis outliner II boy aren't I just getting fashionable? LOL. well it is time to make myself presentable and go out on the
      prowl for nice friends. Including a 'special' friend eventually... wish me luck as I haven't been dating in 21+ years and I'm pretty well mortified by the idea. eeeeek!

      So lovely to see/read all of your glowing faces once again and I'm reading back and catching up best I can.

      be well loves
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      (Know Thyself)

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      Good evening Abbers!

      Det, terrific to see you back & congrats on your AF time, wow! 3 Months is solid time, you should be proud of your accomplishment. We are all proud of you!
      It's good to hear that you have made great strides sorting thru the emotional stuff. That's the hardest part for most of us beings. I wish you continued growth & success

      Mick, we had a rain free day (it will be back tomorrow). This was day 8 with no wildlife sightings, I am thrilled but not letting my guard down!
      So your bunnies are being a bit picky about their new home? Ha ha! I'm sure they will explore the entire condo in good time.
      The Amish farmers are very dependent on the rest of us to buy all they grow. Most of them seem to have a hard time communicating with us but the ones we've gotten to know have loosened up quite a bit over the past 15 years that we've been here. They realized that if they want help driving their veggies to the auction (on the other side of town) they have to ask nicely. The younger generation taking over their parent's farms are much more communicative. The Amish also depend on us to buy the furniture they make & the foods they sell can, bake & cook at different locations. It's a real give & take thing but it works so everyone is happy

      SK, I'm sorry to hear Peggy is not feeling well. Hopefully it's just a viral thing & will clear on it's own.
      How are you doing?

      Pauly, are you going to be able to see our friend Det? That would be a cool thing
      My chickens dig holes all over their yard so they can flop in them to cool off on a hot day - talk about weird animals, ha ha!

      Have a nice night everyone & say a little prayer for Aretha Franklin who passed today. She was my fav!

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      Mae all as I speak I am sI ting in the dentist. ..just a check up. No panic....details it's axe to see you mate I will read all this after but congratulations on the way you have got your act together. ..well done buddy

      Sk..oh no I hope Peggy is OK ...sounds like she has eaten something and wants to get rid of it.. believe me, I know how worrying our animals can be.
      Hiya Paul you OK ?hope so. ..any plans for the weekend,

      Hiya lav..how's you then. . It's interesting to hear that the communities get on . The same certainly don't happen here. .

      Right need to go bbl folks
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody,Det I think Mick was trying to say it's ace to see you haha,dam spellcheck! Ive had it change it to "Details" too it really is great to see you and you sound wonderful! Just my usual Friday stuff today,will feel weird to go to lunch with Kell without Lou tho,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Friday!
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      Det, you sound great, welcome back, job well done.

      Busy day. Vets, dr's appt. bank and cleaning service.

      Have a good day.
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