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      Good evening Abbers,

      Checking in from the land of excessive heat & humidity - again!! Looks like it's going to stick around for a few more days, ugh.
      The kids went back to school today, I hope they stayed cool.

      Det, great bunny picture
      Looks like you've grown him the perfect snack.
      Glad you are getting organized in a smaller living space. I wouldn't know what to throw out first, ha ha!

      Mick, sorry you detecting day was a dud. Maybe you have already found all there is to be found, never know!
      You better get a better screen protector for your new phone & make it last a while.

      Pauly, I hope your trip to the airport wasn't too bad. Have a fun visit with LB.

      SK, we all lose a post from time to time, it's annoying. Cats have a unique way of 'helping', ha ha!
      I hope the rest of your day was good.

      Sam, where are you buddy?

      Have a nice night everyone!
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      MAE ALL...

      Det...I've seen that Avengers movie advertised, looks good but 3 hours!, good on you for watching it all. Are you actually living in your trailer now? How about another pic? I am not tied to my phone, use it very little. Do all my internet "stuff" on the laptop. You're sounding really good these days, keep it up.

      Pauly...did you survive the airport trip? It's been awhile since I've been to McCarran but if I remember correctly it's a lot easier driving there than the airport in Calgary.

      Mick...I was excited you'd hit it big but alas it was just sarcasm! I think the worst of it is not having your dinner with you. Sorry your day was a bit of a nightmare, hope tomorrow is better. Love your suggestion of changing my voice message, now you got me thinking what I'd put on it if I quit. LOL

      SK...disappearing posts is Mick's specialty and I've been known to loose them too. Couldn't figure out what was going on till you explained it was Misty's post. LOL Any improvement with the cast situation?

      Lav...see we're starting off with you in to post first. Excessive heat! Thought I sent you some cold weather. We've got plenty, you could have sworn it was going to snow today. Woke to a cold windy high of 33F and it only got up to 53F. Snowing in the mountains already!

      The day just flew by and there really wasn't a lot of catch up to do. Most of the comments we're I'll wait till she's back. Got a stack of memberships still to process but that's busy work, no thinking involved. LOL War has broken out between the Childcare Director and the Accountant. Director finally told her to shut up. We'll discuss this when I'm back and put a procedure in place. So basically nothing's changed.

      Have a peaceful evening all....PPQP

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      hiya all ..how are we today then ?all good I hope..well today its not too bad out there dry at the moment ,bit blustery but thats about it ...rabbits areout playing at the moment ,so thats an indication ..they hate wet feet.so not alot going on apart from tidying up etc ...and deadheading the garden ,see if I can get a bit more out of it ....any way lets have a brew ...

      hiya misty.vddjbdijbjfnokmbiojdfnohnl today?oh and hiya sk ,yes I know the issues re lost messages there are a fair few of them floating around with my name on them!how are you feeling today?any better ...so you have 1 ct that types ..what does the other one do..talk?

      hiya ppqp...yes it was sarcasm ,I found nada ..so it sounds like you are back to a fun packed job you ...let them fight it out ..you pick the bits up the best leaving message I ever so was a guy who made sweet rock you know the type with lettering thru it ?he made about 15000 sticks of rock with "goodbye and fk you"through it before the company clicked..

      hey Lav the kids will be cool ..theyve got their electronics ..how are you then today? ok I hope ..yep youve got to remember theres no one there to replace what you take out of the ground ...!and then its dependant on what the site was ..a market ,a fair ,shops an inn ,dwellings? they all produce different ,and quantities ..Yes I will need to look after the phone ...

      hiya det hows you then? hope you are well

      hi pauly ,hows things with you..hope all is well with you

      big hiya to everyone else ...have a great day...


      A Little Spider Story
      A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
      He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

      "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
      "They're mating," her father replied.
      "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
      "That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
      "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
      "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
      The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot, stomped
      them flat and said,

      "Well, we're not having THAT sort of sh1t in our garden."

      The RSM decided to leave the Army after 22 years and goes out and buys a small farm. Upon leaving the Sergeants mess he receives a present of a talking rooster to keep him company on his farm...

      Early the first morning he hears the rooster marching the chickens up and down the yard outside his bedroom window....He rushes down screaming at the rooster that he doesn't want to hear about the army life he left...The rooster agrees

      The next morning he hears the rooster marching the chickens up and down the yard outside his bedroom window....He rushes down screaming at the rooster that he doesn't want to hear about the army life he left and if he does he will slot the rooster...The rooster agrees once more

      On the third day he hears a wild clucking and noise coming from the hen house....he grabs a shotgun and runs to the hen house.

      He looks inside expecting a fox but all he sees is the rooster ripping feathers out of the wings of the chickens screaming at the top of it's voice.

      "IF I SAY SHIRT SLEEVE ORDER I MEAN SHIRT SLEEVE ORDER!"

      Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a
      picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and
      sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten
      miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

      When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
      'Ok Roy give me the bottle opener.'

      'I didn't bring it' says Roy.' I thought you packed it.
      Mick gets worried, he turns to Andy, 'Did you bring
      the bottle opener?'.

      Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten
      miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy
      beg Roy to go back for it.

      But he refuses as he says they will eat all the
      sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn
      on their tortoise lives that they
      will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.

      So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20
      days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy
      are starving, but a promise is a
      promise.

      Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise
      is a promise.

      Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out
      a sandwich each, and just as they are about to take a
      bite, Roy pops up from behind a
      rock and shouts.

      "I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F***ING GOING."

      Orange Willy
      A man walks into the doctors....
      Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
      Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."
      Doc - "What??"
      Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
      Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of
      stress; do you suffer from stress?
      Man - "Not really"
      Doc - "What about stress at work?"
      Man - "Well, I had a nightmare job, a tosser for a boss, I worked 80 hours
      week for pennies and then I got the sack"
      Doc - "That sounds very stressful"
      Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and
      I feel really appreciated"
      Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"
      Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me
      down every chance she gets"
      Doc - "That sounds stressful"
      Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
      Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
      Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
      Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
      Man - "Watch porn videos and eat Wotsits"

      A guy at work has been trying to annoy me with bird puns.

      Well toucan play that game!

      Because of recent budget costs, the light at the end of
      the tunnel has been fcking turned off

      I think my smart phone is broken....
      I pressed my home button but Im still at work.

      I just entered a spelling bee contest. Wish me lucke

      I have kleptomania, but when when it gets badÖ

      I just take something for it...

      A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

      I went to see a medium last night.
      He said, "I've got a man in the room, he has a big belly, a receding hairline and quite an ugly face."
      "Sorry," I replied, "I don't know anybody like that."
      "Hang on a minute," he said, looking into my eyes, "I'm on the phone mate."
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      I've re-opened this thread. @Mick, I think you accidentally closed it.

      Just a general FYI, the person who creates a thread can open and/or close it from the Administrative pull-down menu.

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      Well ~ thank you to the administrator for reopening the thread

      So Mick, you're the one (accidently) closing the thread? Ha ha!
      After all these years here I didn't even know you could close a thread, geez.
      Still hot here, tomorrow's heat index will be 105 degrees, yuck

      PQ, you can send snow if you want to, I'll take anything at this point. I really, really can't take this heat.
      I remember listening to arguments between departments at the hospital & thinking how ridiculous they sounded - grownups acting like big overpaid babies.
      I hope your evening is perfectly peaceful!

      Hello to Pauly, Det, SK & anyone else who might stop in tonight.

      I have to meet my grandsons at their bus stop tomorrow afternoon, bring them here for dinner & homework. I may end up driving them home & getting them put to bed at some point if it looks like their mother is going to be very late. Like making myself useful even though I don't get paid, ha ha! Just kidding!
      Have a nice night all.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Forum Manager View Post
      I've re-opened this thread. @Mick, I think you accidentally closed it.

      Just a general FYI, the person who creates a thread can open and/or close it from the Administrative pull-down menu.
      Thank you for re-opening the thread even though I didn't go through the right channels to ask.

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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...we both know that you didn't intentionally close the thread. I wonder if it's a combination of keystrokes on your phone that does it. Next time it gets closed you'll have to try and re-open it. LOL I think I know what you're talking about with the sweet rock...love hearts.jpg 15000 before the company clicked. LOL I've actually avoided going out to the garden as I'm not ready to deal with it. From blistering heat to frost warnings I think it's probably done. Resolved the war between childcare and the accountant only to have the accountant start another one with the program coord. I think she's walking a pretty fine line here and better watch it.

      Lav...first thing I noticed when I got back was the childcare director's attitude towards the accountant. She ain't putting up with this sh*t anymore and you can tell. Her attitude is we're all in this together, let's help each other. So when the next emotional upheaval happened she simply treated her like she does her 7 year old's...stop talking and we can try again later. LOL Even though you're not getting paid (LOL) what a great feeling to know that is possible now. I do look up to you.

      Shout out to everyone else who tried to post today. I hope everyone's evening is perfectly peaceful as well....PPQP
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      evening. Well, we're back online. Yahoo.

      I got somethings done today, getting stuff to UPS to return, got my computer fixed. need a new cord now Then I went to Target and I was cranky. Got ane coffee maker. As you know some stores have a croswalk in front to the parking lot. My back was hurting, and sitting in the crosswalk was a guy in a muscle car not moving and in my dulcet voice I screamed "move a£$hole!" and he said "yes ma'm. That is highly unusual for me.

      Went tp whole foods for a sandwhich I got an egg sal
      ad with cranberries and and red onion thinly sliced with a whisper of horseradish in the mayo. Very, very good.

      Then coming home, I elevate my arm on the armrest and I noticed my fingers were down except the middle one which is stuck up like soldier. I smiled.
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      morning all,how are we today?so it seems like me the techie wizard closed the thread..apologies all round....dont know where the pulldown admin menu is ...so best be careful what I do...and on that note ,hope everyone has a decent day..see easy as long as I dont write much and dont use the phone!!!
      take care all
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      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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