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      mae all..howzwee today then? all ok ...phone nevr got fixed so a new one its going to hafta be..oh well.off out detecting in a little while ,at the moment its still dry ,tho definitely not what the forecast says .sk ,hows you now that hermoine(shades of Harry Potter there!)and misty are leading you a dance..

      hoya pauly Lav n ppqp..gotta rush so will put some jokes up (better than listening to me

      Give a scouser a fish, and he can eat for a day.

      Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.

      Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems."
      So I bought two.

      Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

      He never crossed the road. It's fake news, and the road-crossing investigation is a witch hunt.
      My apprentice will not wear his PPE.

      I keep telling him if you don’t put your mask on the police will be able to identify us.

      What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
      “Make me one with everything.”

      You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
      Because they’re really good at it.

      What is red and smells like blue paint?
      Red paint.

      A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
      Where does the General keep his armies?
      In his sleevies!

      Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
      The don’t meet the koalafications.

      A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”
      The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

      . What do you call bears with no ears?
      B

      . Why dont blind people skydive?
      Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
      I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

      I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

      What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
      Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

      A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
      The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

      13. I saw a wino eating grapes.
      I told him, you gotta wait. (Mitch Hedberg)

      What’s brown and sticky?
      A stick.

      . What does a pepper do when it’s angry?
      It gets jalapeño face!

      . What’s a foot long and slippery?
      A slipper.

      Two gold fish are in a tank.
      One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”

      Two soldiers are in a tank.
      One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”

      As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

      But hay, it’s in my jeans.

      . A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
      The horse says, “Me neither!”
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody,Mick jokes are cute but you know we love hearing from you too Lav,are you still taking the Relizen? Just curious cuz I haven't been,SK,congrats on the new cat,I didn't see that,they'll get along eventually (hopefully) she's probably just shy,waves tovDet,Sam,PQ hope we all have a great BF Sunday!
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...thanks for kicking the week off for us before heading out this morning. Hope you found some treasures.

      Pauly...hope you had a good day.

      Didn't get up to much around here, just getting ready to head back to work tomorrow. Hoping the stack on my desk isn't too high.
      Shout out to everyone else....PQP

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      Greetings Abbers,

      Not much going around here today, quiet. That's OK with me

      Mick, I hope you had some detecting success today.

      Hey Pauly! I am still taking the Relizen & a few weeks ago added a progesterone cream to my arsenal. I swear I think I am hopeless.....
      Every time I find something I think might be helping - then it doesn't, LOL

      PQ, returning to work after a vacation is tough - wishing you luck!

      Hello to the others & hoping everyone has a nice night!

      Lav
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      NF since 05/19/09
      Success comes one day at a time

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      Ahoy hoy ABeroooners near and far!

      Mick, you're doing great with the computer, too bad you can't just forego the phone altogether eh? when i was in rehab I was without my phone for
      3 months and it was weird at first but then very liberating. Now I just leave the bloody thing all over the place willy nilly.

      SK, have you tried getting some kind of ointment under the cast? wish I had 'the' answer for you. ick

      microgreens are looking fab after a 7 day cycle from seed. i believe it's super-salads tomorrow I'll try to post a link here of soon to be world famous
      'bunbun the bunny':

      Shared album - Xring007 - Google Photos

      Sam, you in there somewhere?

      Pauly, hows job hunt? staying in the hair biz? I got a nice Andis skinliner razor but I'm downright dangerous with the thing...lookout.

      Watched an 'Avengers' superhero movie with the kids tonight which was fun but it was 3 hours long.... wow. despite that I've been making
      good progress in getting this trailer more organized. It's really helping me having a small footprint to take care of. Every little thing matters and
      no room for crapola.

      time to wind down the circus here I spose

      be well loves
      nosce te ipsum
      (Know Thyself)

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      MAE ALL...brews all around.

      Up and at em early this morning. Debating whether to leave my auto replies for voice/email on. LOL

      Will check in later today....PPQP

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      Mae everybody,PQ,good luck going back to work,I'm sure it's a mix of dread and excitement Det,I can't be without my phone or I go nuts haha,you're sounding good,LB is coming today but I gotta get her from the airport after work,,want to see her but hate driving at the airport much love to all and wishes for a great BF Monday!
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      afternoon all ,well its a bank holiday here.well yesterday was a cracker ...found the worlds biggest hoard of ...nuffink...it rained like heck too ,I left my dinner at home ,but apart from that it was ace!!phone still broken ,in fact there is no sound to it now too..Im looking at getting a samsung note 8...almost new ...should be £600 ..getting it for 450 ...less 120 for mine ..so not a bad deal at all....today has been a bit of a nightmare ,but at last its settled down a wee bit..cheers for starting the show on the road ppqp..yes leave it on ...in fact change the voicemail.."welcome to the human race ..as an outsider please leave your opinion of us after the tone"

      hiya pauly hope you are well ..best of luck with the airport run ...

      hiya det hows you then ? you sound real good mate well done to you ...the microgreens are really tasty,as well as good for you

      hiya Lav ,no success but hey I can live with that ...here you go late afternoon brew for you ..


      hiya sk ....hows the zoo doing? all well hopefully ..hope you are doing better too as the days go by .

      right peeps back to the grindstone ..take care
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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