w/c 2nd sep

[Lavande]

Good evening Abbers

Feeling & looking a bit betterish today!
Of course I'm in front of the mirror every two hours scraping away peeling skin & applying moisturizer, LOL It will get better with time.
Grateful my eyes don't hurt today, woo hoo!!!

Mick, sounds like you are getting ready to take off for vacation soon! I hope you have a wonderful & safe trip.
Getting all the details taken care of before departure can be exhausting, for sure.

Cyn, I am so happy to hear you are trimming down your work life. Good choice
Enjoy every cooling drop of rain at this point, right?

PQ, what a shitty thing to happy to the garden. I thought Canadians were nice people & didn't do dumb stuff like that (just kidding). I hope you catch the little gremlins & have them put in their place for the vandalism.

Det, you be careful of those 'fast women' on those dating sites, ha ha!
I am way too old to ever even imagine how those things work but apparently they do sometimes. Take your sweet old time buddy

Pauly, I just happen to know it's your birthday today so -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
I wish you a healthy & happy AF year ahead! Enjoy your trip to California!

SK, we never had a cat until YB returned home with one after his four year absence. We never had a cat because he claimed to be allergic to them. Whatever! I can't stand the smell of a litter box either. You can find litter that does a better job than some others but the box needs to be scooped constantly.
Congrats on the new computer. I agree with you, life is too short for all that technical frustration

Wishing everyone a peaceful night!

Lav

[Mick]

morning all...how are we today its daft o clock but when your awake ..your awake....Pauly apologies ....but Happy 21st to you x hope you had a nice b day.

hiyaSk ,hows you and the noo computer then?hope you are a bit more techie minded than me ....with regards to my back...all I can say this is day3 relatively pain free ....ok it aches but its a weary ache as opposed to pain if that makes sense..you take care

hia Det ..a dating agency..well well ...enjoy yourself ...you sound prwtty chipper mate go for it ...

hiya ppqp ...you ok?I know you are ..have a great weekend

hiya Lav...hows you then today? what disguise are we doing today then? seriously tho hope you are gertting better ..A4 year absence and comes back with a cat? "hiya ,just popped out and look what I found!"

hiya treegirl ,hows you then?whatcha been up to ?

right folks time to get my holiday face on ....take care all of you,

My missus threatened to leave me today because, apparently I'm a smart arse. She said:

''We're at a crossroads in our relationship: one way is love and trust, the other is a break-up.''

I said, ''I think you'll find that's a T-junction.''

I did a few gags for the Osteoporosis Society the other day!...The audience were cracking up in no time!!

My girlfriend accidentally hit our cat with her car.

The poor thing was asleep on the couch at the time.

I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

I've finally discovered that at my age, pleasing everybody is impossible.

But pissing everybody off is a piece of cake

Grandad always said you should always embrace your fears .

Apparently Great white sharks don't like a cuddle R.I.P Grandad.

I walked past a tramp today and he said “You got 50p for a sandwich sir”

I said “Show me the sandwich first”

I will always remember the day my Mum told me that Father Christmas didn't exist.

I was so upset I stormed out of the house, got in my car and drove down to the pub.

Paddy is on Who Wants To be A Millionaire.

Chris: For £64,000 name 3 of the Great Train Robbers.

Long pause

Chris: Do you need a lifeline?

Paddy: I know the answer

Chris: You know the answer?

Paddy: I know the answer but I'm not a fcking grass.

[SKendall]

Hi ho.

[SKendall]

just lost my post. Be back later.

[SKendall]

Hiya Mick, you doing okay?

Lav is it steroids causing you to peel like that?

I bought the cats a lava lamp today, so I can get a vew minutes peace.

Afrer you plug it in it takes about 2 hours for blobs to start moving around and they evolve from the lava base. I saw a erection of sorts, and checked it later and there were 2, one circumsized and the other not!

[Lavande]

Howdy Abbers,

Much improved today, yay!
No real swelling left & the sags around the eyes are resolving themselves, thank goodness The peeling of my face & neck is just like what you get when you've had a sunburn which is so weird. Just grateful it's almost gone, geez.

SK, lava lamps with erections??? HA HA!
We've had lava lamps but none of them were quite that entertaining, LOL
I hope the cats spend many hours observing & enjoying

Mick, YB is an odd boy, you should know that by now. He said he had rescued two cats but found a home for one of them before returning. What happened to his lifelong allergy to cats? Our daughter begged for a cat when she was a little girl but we couldn't get one because of his allergy - yeah right. Now do you understand better why I was driven to self medicating with copious amounts of wine??
Do you leave for vacation on Monday?

Hello to PQ, Det, Cyn & the vacationing Pauly

I've been inside working on some crafty embroidery stuff for a craft fair coming up Oct. 13. Not much else to do on a rainy day. It's much cooler now, yay!!
Have a peaceful night everyone!

Lav

[Determinator]

Happy Sat night ABerooonies!

Lav, that doesn't sound fun, glad yer keeping spirits high nonetheless.

SK, a lava lamp for your cats? that is the grooviest thing I've heard in a long time! very cool. I think my trailer needs one.

Pauly, happy belated birthday love! do tell what fun you got up to...?

Dating site is a mix of a couple of sincere gals and a yooooge amount of scammers and more red flags than a Chinese circus. egad.
I must say it's very entertaining!

kiddos are putting on a movie.. may just try to sit still long enough to watch it.

Made a super chicken BBQ again yesterday. Leftovers are about toast so time to make something different.

be well loves