w/c 30th

[Determinator]

Happy Un Hung Monday ABerooodles!

Mick, best of luck on the rabbit socializing program. Glad the physio is good. Say you haven't been to the dentist in hours!
that's a good thing.

Lav, the diet reset/elimination thingy sounds great. You ok eating fish? soon as I can afford to I'd like to be getting more
seafood in the ol diet. In the meantime I'm a starving artist ok, not starving. After our date #2 Eva and i walked the
memorial here in Vegas that pays tribute of the victims of last years attack. I got that feeling in my stomach like when Dx and I
visited the memorials in DC. sigh... some things defy explanation.

PPQ, love to be getting some of that cold weather down here. Plans to make nice with the season and do some snow sledding
or something fun perhaps?

Pauly, you are right the 'faux hawk' is suiting my noggin pretty well so far. Having something approaching a hair style
is still a novelty to me!

Treegirl, I hope you are planning a little time off and relax a bit after all this house drama... yikes. righto on the lectins and
some of us really react strongly to them. I can eat beans if I soad them 24+ hours and then cook them very well. I still get
'honky' from them but that's the worst of it, and since I'm solo in the trailer... works out ok. a hem...

bidding you all a loverly zzzzzzzzzzz. Be well loves

[Mick]

good morning happy people ..how are you this morning then?all good I hope..well its pouring down with rain here.....and yep Im going out looking at rabbits this afternoon...so fingers crossed.....Wouldnt say Jeevves was spoiled las night ...food..Kale ,hay straw carrots parsley biscuits parsley ,banana ...a better choice of menu than I get !!..oh and it wascold so he got lots of straw,and a hot water bottle..

just doing a bit on the railway...lets have a brew ..

hiya Det ...oho....so weve moved on from the date to Eva eh?can I ask you something? tell me to mind my own business if you want ...but is Eva got an input into you not drinking?Yep troughing out on beans ...I reckon on your own in the trailer is a defo!!

hiya Lav ,and how are you today then?hope all is well with you ...yes the price of hay has trebled over here..I hope the introduction of foods is a success for you...Havent heard you mention the snakes recently ..has the weather had an affect on them?..


hiya Pauly ,hows you then today?hope you are well...no news of hag number2 getting on her broomstick?I would guss she is less hassle now she has less of an audience ...yep strangely enuff I like this fred too....

hiya ppqp....well did the snow land your way?.....it looks better in canadia than it does over here....hows work going? in the following order ...boss? co-ordinator ? financier ? general do everyfing?do you want some horizontal rain ..we ve got some spare here...

hiya tree ...thanks for your thoughts ,I hope things are ok with you ..so you have got the mold inspector coming next week? Im sure you will cope youre made in a stronger mould ...ok ok coat has been got ....yes the primary rabbit Im looking at today is a grey and white Jeeves .....Ill see if I can get some pics .....

right good people ..off to get showered and glad rags on ....take care and have a good day...

French singer and songwriter Charles Aznavour has died at 94 after a career lasting more than 80 years.....his neighbours at number 96 welcomed the peace and quiet from his endless attempts at fcking singing.

Tesco: 'Try Our New Handmade Sandwiches Today'.
As opposed to the other sandwiches which they made with their feet

JEREMY KYLE guests.
Pay for your own DNA tests by saving up all the money you get from the tooth fairy.

Fifteen years ago the internet was an escape from the real world.

Today the real world is the escape from the internet.

I used to smoke dope before going into class then make up a bullshit excuse before slumping down at my desk and hope nobody asked me anything.

I was the best teacher ever.

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying,
"I've had enough and left you so don't bother coming after me." and hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walking towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone;
"She's finally gone……..yeah I know, about bloody time. I'm coming to pick you up so put on the sexy french sheet. I love you".
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote;
"I can see your feet. Stop being ridiculous. We’re outta bread. Put the coffee on.....back in 5".

"People who talk to cats are mentally disturbed"

Anyway that's what my dog said .

I said to my psychiatrist, "Am I going mad? I think I'm a piece of toast."

She said, "I don't think you're mad."

I said, "You're just trying to butter me up."

I went to the hairdressers and asked the barber if he could give me a haircut like tom cruise.

So he gave me a cushion to sit on.

[porqoui]

MAE ALL....

Mick...yup the snow landed...5 inches overnight and at least another 5 throughout the day, so you keep the horizontal rain thank you very much.

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Sounds like Jeeves really did get spoiled last night. Good luck with the rabbit visit today.

Det...no plans on making nice with the snow today, it's Oct 2nd!

Lav...skies didn't stay closed last night! Wow, you're on quite the 'gut reset' don't know if I'd be able to handle that.

Pauly...thanks for trying to ward off the snow, better luck next time. Treacherous roads and we're under a snowfall warning.

Heading out to find the snow brush and clear off the car. Think I'll be needing extra time this morning. Have a Terrific Tuesday all....PPQP

[paulywogg]

Mae everybody,PQ,sorry it didn't work supposed to rain here today but the weather guy always lies!Mick,yep it's quieter at work so thats a good thing,I like the talking to your cats joke cuz Winslow and I speak all the time as you know Det,I tried to ignore yesterday,too sad but i am glad the news didn't keep blaring the shooter's name/photo yesterday cuz that guy is best forgotten,it's focus was on the victims so that was good,don't be blowing the windows outta your trailer ok? Haha,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Tuesday!

[SKendall]

Hi everyone. Sorry I've been absent, too depressed to get outofbed, I do

get out but I accomplish little

Det, soaking the beans overnight is the popular way, but I was making Jacque's cassoulet onetime and he said ti boil them for 45 min to reuce the honkiness. You are a fine-looking man, my friend.

Lv, still wet around your place. That's a restritive diet, but let's see if it works out.

Mick, tough desision with the rabbit. I hope they get along.

Hi Pauly, Treegirl and anyone I missed.

I am sick to death of this Kavanaugh business and Trump too.

[SKendall]

P.S. I was reading CBC roday and there big snow warnings.

[Lavande]

Good evening Abbers,

The weather is warming up & the humidity is returning in a big way (think frizzy hair), ho hum.
We made the trip today to visit our 83 year old friend who is now in a VA Hospital 25 miles away from here. Sad to see him like that, just wasting away, jaundiced & flat on his back. I did my best but couldn't even rouse him enough to open his eyes. Just a weak old man now. He damaged his hearing severely serving in Korea & over the years it's gotten much worse. He has been a great friend & was our next door neighbor all the years my kids were growing up. His wife is in pretty poor condition herself & not safe living alone so she will likely end up in a nursing home somewhere. End of life issues, something we all face sooner or later.

Mick, thanks for the bunny pics, they brightened up my day
I think Jeeves will be happy with his new friend.

Det, everything I am supposed to eat is supposed to be fresh, organic, expensive, ha ha! I am not a big fish fan but I will eat it from time to time. I do like shellfish but YB is severely allergic to it so I never cook any at home.
I have to agree the memorials are heart wrenching. I haven't even been to NYC since 9/11, the DC memorial wall breaks my heart.

PQ, 10 " of snow - OMG, so sorry
I hope it warms up & melts quickly, geez.

SK, sorry to hear you are feeling depressed. Can you get an appointment to talk to someone? We all have to pay attention to our self care at all times.
I am fearful of getting back into the depression/anxiety thing which led me to crazy drinking. We just can't go there again. Please take care.

Pauly, I just saw news footage of flooding in Arizona. They said it's the 4th worst flooding the state has ever seen. Snow, rain, floods, ugh! There was a tornado warning up here a few hours ago for neighboring counties, crazy!

Hello to Cyn, I hope your day was good & very dry too.

Have a nice night everyone!
Lav

[porqoui]

MAE ALL...brews all around, I know I need one.

Pauly...wish the weatherman was lying!! Still snowing!! We are at 18 inches now. They have 30 plows heading to the city to help try and clear it out. Glad things are quieter at work for you, hope it continues.

SK...I hope your depression eases off soon. I just went through a bout of it myself. All the warnings have been lifted here in Calgary and the storm is moving east.

Lav...it's sad to see our friends in that state and hurts to remember what they were like before. Reminds me of my Dad. I'm sure he's getting the care he needs and keeping him pain free is about all that can be done now. As for all the snow I don't think it'll warm up enough to melt all this. I have a feeling it's here to stay. Just knew we'd go from Summer to Winter with no Fall in between. Snow will end this morning and the sun is supposed to appear so that will lift our spirits. You can handle just about anything when the sun is shinning.

Mick...did I miss something? Have you made a decision on another rabbit? Hope you get things sorted soon so Jeeves isn't alone anymore.

One more brew before heading out to dig out. Have a Wonderful Wednesday all...PPQP

[paulywogg]

Mae everybody,PQ,ugh that's a lot of snow! Drive safe out there waves to all have a great BF Wednesday

[Mick]

Mae all...how are we today then?all good I hope ..well its been a looooong day today ,Ive been up since 4 am...that rabbit hutch I bought was a heap of crap...Ive re ..made it .I might as well have bought a new one ...Ive renewed the floor back one of the sides..and made it a lot more secure ..Yes youve guessed it ..went to have a look at the rabbits ...Found one ...a female Jeeves ...only she is what they call a "blue"..looks grey to me ..but hey ...she has a very inquisitive nature ..

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asyou can see she is a poser...I bring her home on Friday..and then the fun begins bonding them...

ok brew time ...

hiya Lav ,how are you then ? good I hope..yes its sad to see as age increases it takes its toll on us ..something we cant evade ..all we can do is look after ourselves the best we can..Talking to my friend this morning who owns the farm...the price of hay and straw has gone thru the roof dueto the weather ..on one of their fields they usually get 80 rolls of hay...this year?12 ... those big rolls are currently selling at £270..

hiya Sk....have you snapped out of your downer?hopeso...we all get those moods ....its a case of giving yourself a kick out of it ...so cmon .....lets do it..Interesting that and Trump and the result of excessive beans

made it into your post!!!have a good one ...x


hiya Pauly ,hows you then today? hope you are ok and safe are those floods affecting you at all?whats Winslow saying today then?says him talking to rabbitz....hope you have a good one...

hiya ppqp ...how are you today then?ok Ihope ..hows the weather doing?you still got snow?....weve still got the rain here ...hows work doing?

hi treegirl hows you then ?all going well?I hope so ....


The family of the man killed by a falling window have been denied compensation after the evidence was cleared up by the council.
The judge said in his ruling....
"Sorry, but..No Pane No Gain."

if i had 50p for every maths test i failed, i'd now have £2.30

I asked my mate what kind of soup he had in his flask.

He started clucking.

"Chicken?" I said.

"No," he replied, " Mushroom...but I can't make a noise like a mushroom."

I was watching Antiques Roadshow
I saw a 17th century mahogany chest of drawers get valued at £50,000
I have a chest exactly the same.

Fck me I thought ..bingo that's where I put the remote control,
Now I can turn over, this is crap .

I surprised a burglar last night!..I broke into his fcking house!!

Write down the lines for the giant in Jack & the Beanstalk in order.
Fee, Fi, Fo Fum.
Now put them in reverse order.
Fum,Fo,Fi,Fee
And back in original order and remove the word fum from each line
FEE, FI, FO, FO, FI, FEE, FEE, FI ,FO
What do you have?


Chris Eubanks telephone number.

What do you call a man with a Van on his head?

Squashed.