morning all..how are we today then? good I hope ..and the saga of the rabbit bonding continues...let them out this morning ...Jeeves first ..on one side then Bonnie on the other ..I then went into the kitchen to make a coffeee ...came out and thought ..Im sure I put one in each side ...She had jumped the dividing fence..and was happily in his hutch ..until he saw her ..they had a bit of a spat but nothing serious ..It is far too early to put them together ..soIm off to put a 1.2 metre fence in!!,and increase the height on the back fence..She loves getting cuddled but soon lets you know when she is bored ...
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ok quick brew...
hiya Lav,how are you then today? all well?Yes she is going to be a champion hurdler ...she never stops eating either she should be like the side if a house but she isnt ..I keep looking at your politics then ours,then Germanys ,then Russias ...jeez what a mess ..and of course China who put more people into retraining camps than enough ...we certainly have screwed this world up...
hiya Sk ...hows you then today?how is Misty?yes lets change the rules .print more money and everything will be hunky dory!...oh and yes ..definitely rabbits own you!!have a nice day.
hiya ppqp ....well so you have the snownow? oh no ..look after yourself..yes Ive def got my work cut out ..truth to tell I really enjoy them and the challenge...Im with you ..Ilike a turkey dinner ,better still in hot weather and someone making it for me ...like Xmas ...
hiya treegirl ...wow thats some issue with mould ...glad you are making some headway with it ...what caused it?will there be a recurrence of it all?I hope not ....you have a lovely day..
hi pauly ..how are you then ?glad you enjoyed the jokes ...hope you have a great day...
right off to re fence the garden ...see yall
I punch in where I want to go,
On my new car console.
It keeps directing me to the nearest fastfood drive through, bakery, or take away .
It must must be a fatnav .
I saw two women throwing some shapes to my rave music outside my house today, so I decided to go out and join them.
"Yes, yes, ladies," I said, shuffling my feet and waving my hands in the air, "you like a bit of techno?"
They both stopped and stared at me like I was some looney...
Turns out they were both deaf.
I wanted to buy a house, but I don't have £368,000. So instead I bought a £200 flight to Syria and walked back to the uk, so I could get one for free.
PENSIONERS: Be careful in the travel agents. 18-30 holidays are not the bedtimes.
Global warming is a worry to me .
One of the main greenhouse gases is methane from cattle and livestock .
If we cut the legs off cows, and put them on skateboards we would have lower emissions.
A GRU operative has been caught red-handed on his way to assassinate another Russian double-agent.
Porton Down has confirmed it is testing a confiscated Pret-a-Manger sandwich.
A tortoise got loose on the m25 the other day, motorists were shocked to see something moving faster than them.
Men with beards in 1918: "I'm going to the forest to chop some wood and hunt grizzly bears"
Men with beards in 2018:"I'm going to the local waitrose to get gluten free bread and soya milk"
A Paedophile, a sexist woman beating racist and Donald Trump were in a bar arguing with each other over who the most hated person in society must be.
Then Piers Morgan walked in.
In the forest a sad lonely looking turtle begins to climb slowly up a huge tree half way up it edges along a branch, sighs then jumps ...it falls smacking into the ground bouncing and tumbling across the forest floor.
recovering, and bruised he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps, and falls to the ground. The turtle tries again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his pathetic efforts.
Finally, the female bird turns to her mate. “Darling dont you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
"I've got a big package here with your name on it" is probably not the best way of telling your HR Director they've had a parcel delivered.