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      hiya all ...how are we today then ?all doing good I hope ,..bit rainy today ,rabbits have been in the same hutch,but not on a permanent basis ..theyve been eating together but food is a great leveller...still too early too put them together ..it will be easy to spot da time ...Julie went for a well woman test yesterday ....remember her cholestoral was 6.7 about 4 weeks ago ...? since then she has had one of those drinks actimel? and porridge every morning ...cholestoral yesterday ?3.2 plus no drinking....

      right lets get on ...a brew first ..

      hiya ppqp ...yep its one of those downloadable set of destructions ...no more big book written in a zillion languages ..so you are having different seasons daily?it was raining 10 mins ago ..now the sun is cracking the flags!!,,great strategy too ...sod the circus!!!

      hiya Det hows you then ?you sound good mate....best of luck with the filing too..it seems like you have got it together though .

      hiyaLav ...how are you doing?ok hopefully ..Bonnie seems to have a new game of jumping over the yellow pipe ...Jeeves hasnt quite worked it out,but he is following her ..yep I sure know the toll that has to be paid when you work with elements of humanity ,be they bad as people or the scenarios are brutal.thats why we develop twisted senses of yoomer ..! Ihad a look at that curcumin you put up ..looks quite impressive ..

      hiya pauly ...yep theyve got tunza room .. how are you doing today?hows work ?has work changed now that one of the witches have gone?hope so ...

      hiya sk and treegirl ..hope you are both ok too.

      right lets get some jokes up ..

      My girlfriend's run off and taken my tractor.

      She left me a John Deere letter.

      An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door.
      She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?”
      "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
      Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?”
      They both go inside.
      They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row.
      "Oh my goodness", says the hooker, breathless "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!”
      Says the old man: “Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying for it that is no longer possible..”

      Saw a shop that claimed 'We make ANY sandwich in the world'

      So I went in and asked for an elephant's tongue sandwich.

      They said "Sorry, we can't do that sir"

      "Why not?" I said, smugly

      They said "We've ran out of bread".

      I phoned my local weight watchers asking if they could send someone round.
      “Of course” they said, “We’ve got lots of them.”

      "Good things come in small packages". Try telling that to the bomb squad.

      "Three men in court after fatal fire"
      What's the point trying them if they're dead?

      There are police with arms outside."

      "Police with arms? Whatever next - fire fighters with legs?"

      BNAG.

      That's bang out of order.
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Re: 14th of the month before November...

      MAE ALL...from sunny Calgary. What a day, up to 73F today! Anybody says it's too hot I'm going to slap them!

      Mick...good job Julie! That's great news. I remember when my ex's doc wanted him to eat porridge every morning to reduce his cholesterol, which was ok with me till she said you can't use the instant variety. Shit! So every morning I'd get up and make the rolled oats version till I found out he'd stop at McDonald's on the drive into work. That was the end of that! I'm so glad things are going so well with Bonnie and Jeeves. Easy day at work, early morning board meeting then the boss said he had meeting out of the building, program coord announced she was working from home and promptly left, so I played bridge all day. LOL We're blowing out the irrigation system tomorrow and then I'm staying after work to help take down the coolaroo and put everything else away.

      Pauly...it's ribs, rice and salad for dinner tonight. What about you?

      Shout out to the rest of us, have a good night....PPQP

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      Good evening Abbers,

      Enjoyin the chill in the air, ha ha!
      PQ, it only went to 60 here today so you win the warmth contest, lol

      Mick, we really do need to keep our sense of humor going even long after leaving those service jobs, right? I can't seem to forget some of the stuff I've seen over the years.
      Glad your bunnies are getting along & moving forward. Yesterday I saw a big fat groundhog go under the chicken house where ?? bunny rabbits live. I guess there's enough space under there for a crowd, ha ha!

      Det, I hope you made some progress on your filing. You'll be glad when it's done, that's for sure.

      PQ, during the colder months I use a small crockpot & cook steel cut oats overnight so it's ready for you when you wake up. Or, you can make a big batch in a big crockpot & just reheat a portion each day (have done that too). Glad you had some time to yourself.

      Pauly & SK, what's up with you two?

      Well, I have a lunch date tomorrow with two old work friends. At least I had a chance to get a haircut today so I'm not so sloppy looking.
      Wishing everyone a peaceful night!

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      MAE ALL....up early this morning and would get the coffee brewing but I'm out! So will be heading out soon to rectify that. Have a great day and I'll check in later....PPQP

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      Mae everybody,PQ,no not 80's haha but close,I think 70 something but you know I'm a heat freak and love it hot so this feels like Alaska to me really not much going on here with me,tonight will be breakfast for dinner,I have some turkey bacon in the freezer that needs to be used+some Belgian waffle mix I'm gonna throw blueberries into,BTW when I make oatmeal I just use the regular oats and nuke them for a minute and a half and they're fine,dunno why they even make those "instant" oats when the regular cooks in the same time,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Thursday
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      hiya folks ,not been on today ,got anew router and set box fitted today..at the same time ,my brother has been in hosp for an operation ..Ive just heard ..the surgeon seems please with how it went ,,they think they have cut it all out ,and taken biopsies to areas that it could have spread to..so that kinda tells you what it was about ..he is in there and maybe released over the weekend ..
      Ill be back on in the morning .
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Sorry to hear Mick. I hope your bro will be ok. Always appreciate your jokes.

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      thanks G fella ..just for you mate...

      I called my boss this morning and said, "I'm not coming into work today."

      "Why not?" he asked.

      I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform."

      "That's no excuse," he shouted.

      I said, "I know, but try telling her that."

      My wife just asked if she looked good in her new dress and she did.
      But I paused to long...
      please send an ambulance

      What’s worse than ants in your pants?
      Uncles.

      Bought a tiger loaf from tesco, made a chicken salad sandwich, 2 mins later there was only salad in it .

      The bstard bread had eaten all the chicken.

      I saw a great Billy Idol tribute act last night called William Lethargic

      My friend from Norfolk introduced his wife and sister to me. Unfortunately there was only one woman stood there.

      Why doesn't Theresa May fck off and leave Arsene Wenger to sort out Brexit?

      Every season, for 20 years, he succeeded in getting Arsenal out of Europe in just 180 minutes.


      Pansexual? I have never been sexually attracted to pans, but I did think that the stove was hot
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Hope your brother is ok Mick
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      Hey all -

      G-man, how nice to see your post.

      Sorry to be away. I tried to post last night, and woke up in the middle of the night with my pad in the bed and helooooooooooooo on the post - I fell asleep!

      Working hard and long here - sending lots of love and light to all --

      Be well in the Friday to come ---

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