14th of the month before November...

[Mick]

mae all...howare we todaythe n?all good ..?wow brother has been discharged from hospital ,with the promise that if he feels rubbish etc ,he will bereadmitted asap ..thats howshort they are on beds ...A cold but nice morning here ..rabbits are out playing ....they are digging together now!!She is now allowed on to his tree stump to sit ,whilst she is showing him new ways to jump fences etc ....

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apologies to thosthat have seen these already ..Cleaned greenhouse out all tomatoes gone..next thing is to build a raised bed in there ...did some work on the trains ...had to rebuild a whole section of line ,but its done ..Out detecting tomorrowtoo.

hiya Det .or should it be buongiorno....whilst eating tacos and fahjitas??.how are you mate?those Heirloom toms are good arent they ..They also taste nice ..

hiya SK ...one thing I dont bother about in life ....haircuts ..hope you are less tired today?

hiya Lav ...yep I was trying to work out the significance of silicon pans to me ......]'cold sharp frosty morning here but nice all the same ...brew weather definitely!!

Emergency pizza Pault ? yerp weve got them in the freezer too...what did Dominoes say about the pizza?thats not good ..hows the kids?

hiya treegirl ..thanks for your thotz...yep brother is home ,Im going back down on Tuesday probably ..the rabbits are doing well..Ive got to put new fencing in today ..stop the olympic champion !!

hiya ppqp ..hows you then?all good?yes my garden is starting to get wintered up ..well it will once these fences are done!so you are havin a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend?good for you ,enjoy it .

out dtecting tomorrow so early start ..take care ..

Asda: How would you like £5 off a £40 shop? Just spend £40 & we will give you a voucher for £5 off your next £40 shop.

Surely that's £5 off an £80 shop?

Nicola Sturgeon, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.
Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes.
When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.
Finally Nicola Sturgeon gets her turn and calls Scotland for 4 hours. When she's finished, the devil informed her that there would be no charge and feel free to call Scotland anytime.
Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Nicola Sturgeon got to call Scotland free.
The devil replied, "Since Nicola Sturgeon became First Minister of Scotland, the Country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

I phoned my local radio station today.

When the guy answered the phone he said, "Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize."

"Wahoo!" I shouted in delight.

"It's a Maths question," he said. "Feeling
confident?"

"I've got a degree in Maths and I teach it at my local school," I proudly replied.

"Okay then, to win 2 VIP tickets to see the President and have coffee with him ...whats 2 plus 2?

"7," I replied.

PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a fcking bag.

Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal... until the pressure got to him.

I broke up with my girlfriend when I found out she used to walk the streets and screw people.

I could never forgive her for being a traffic warden.

I told my mate that I got fired for downloading porn at work and causing everything to crash.

"That's a bit harsh," he said.

"They don't mess around at Air Traffic Control," I replied.

I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn’t get me anywhere.

Did I have a smug look on my face later on in life when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive through.

I was in a taxi today and the driver said "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."
Then I said "Turn left"

I'm making a fortune selling home security systems.

The sale is easy. All I do is say, "Hello."

At 3 in the morning whilst sitting on the end of their bed.

Toughest job I ever had was as a door to door salesman, selling doors.

Every time I knocked, I thought, "Fck it, they've already got one."

Scientists have recently discovered a gene that causes shyness.

They found it hiding behind two other genes

My mate signed up for one of those 'learn to be a plumber in 6 weeks' courses you see in the papers. His final exam was at 9am yesterday.

He turned up at 3pm, looked at the exam paper and said, "Looks like I am going to need a pen for this job - I will have to pop round to my suppliers for one. Be right back."

He came top of his class.

I've got a job as part of a human chess board.

I'm on knights this week.

[treegirl]

Good morning Abbers,

Mick, what a great collection of jokes - how do you do it? Loved the bunny pics too - it seems like you can see Bonnie dreaming up some escapade.

Det, wonderful to hear your tomato story... we are far far away from tomatoes now, but I could almost taste yours from the description. Glad you found true Mexican food, and happy for your date.

Pauly, oh dear, that's disgusting! But not as bad as me cooking up some veggies for the dog, putting them on the stove, open, to cool under the range exhaust fan, and coming back in the kitchen at 9:30 pm to close all up... and found mouse poop in the veggies. Truly turned my tum and I was in a rage. I have searched and searched and can't find where it got in, unless from the back of the stove. I turned the oven on to 400, just to let them know I am serious. No more signs since then. Uuugh. Country living...

Lav, you are so funny - "the elderly". How are you feeling nowadays - any improvement in your inflammation?

SK, so good to hear from you, I hope the curcumin keeps working its magic. Are the kitties behaving? Hope your rain stops soon.

PPQ, enjoy your long weekend! Inspired by you, I got a half turkey breast, and will crock pot it today. ''Tis the season. As I removed the cover from a chair in the deck, a chunk of ice flew off - I guess it was colder at night than I knew.

I am going down in the dungeon (basement) today to finish up the washing of the walls. What a job - I don't think the basement has been cleaned since the house was built in 1965. I am getting the mold washed away, as I have been reading about mold-removal protocol. I hope this does the trick and we will get and remain a mold-free household. Really ready to put this escapade to bed.

Wishing all well for a happy Saturday. I am traveling to the big city tomorrow and may not be able to post - so happy Sunday to all as well.

[paulywogg]

Mae everybody,Mick,that's the cutest pic of the bunnies ever! Cyn,we had mice back in the spring,use poison and hadn't heard a peep in months,then I heard one scratching the other day and seen the hole in the wall where it dug through so it's city living too,the whole street has been complaining about them so I guess they're coming from somewhere close,Lav,Rome had to get a penicillin shot yesterday cuz his ear infection was still bad,doc didn't want to give him anymore oral meds cuz he's had diarrhea the past few days and she didn't want to make it worse,went to Lous school last night for his Halloween carnival,we all had fun,much love to all and hope we all have a happy BF Saturday!

[SKendall]

I love the stories today, it's nice relief from realizing we have a president who thinks arms sales profit allows butchering.

The carpet is being replaced upstairs and the cats are traumatized, I'm just pissed off.

Mick. those bunnies are adorable, I would love to watch them.

PPQ, ice last night!. The rain has stopped for now and it's about 75.

I want to go out, but cats are scared; Hermi is MIA Misty has made a little pocket by my side as is at least purring.

I went o the car to get something out and realized I was walking pretty darned fine.

Hiya Cyn

Det, do you know about Mauviel copper cookware, see Williams-Sonoma. I can't cook with them, too heavy. I have about a $1K's worth - gratis for you.

[Lavande]

Greetings Abbers,

We had a touch of rain overnight but it's been dry & partly sunny today & cool
I'm actually hoping to do a little painting around the outside doorways tomorrow before it gets too cold out.

Det, a $7 tomato? Really?? I hope you took a picture, ha ha!! Glad you enjoyed your high end tomato & nice on the date

Mick, you sounds as busy as ever, you must run on good batteries, LOL
I hope yo have a productive detecting day tomorrow!

Cyn, I'm feeling pretty good although I can't stay on that restrictive diet 100%. Sometimes you just need a cracker or something crunchy, you know? I would say the skin inflammation is 90% better. If I hadn't used the sample sunscreen last weekend (given to me by the allergist) I'd be practically all clear by now. Boy, I reacted to that stuff in minutes. Glad I just dabbed a few drops on my neck & none on my face - geez. I am obviously reacting to some chemical substance but which one?
I hope you enjoy your trip to the city & forget about the mold for a day. Are you using bleach to clean the mold?

Pauly, sorry your little guy is still under the weather. I hate it when kids get sick.
Louie's carnival pictures were awesome.

SK, do you need a kitten sitter so you can go out for a bit? I thought they didn't care if people were home or not, haha!
Glad your rain has ceased, hope it stays dry for a while. It's good to get out & about when you can. I get crazy if I stay home too many days in a row.
I am SO ready for election day - November 6 can't come soon enough for me. We have to start getting rid of these nasty old dinosaurs in Washingtn - they can take their damn swamp with them

PQ, I hope you day has been awesome!

Have a nice night everyone!
Lav

[Determinator]

Heya ABeroooos across the fruited plains!!

Mick, thanks for blasting us along as always. Glad to hear about yer bro. And now double-digging bunnies to keep track of i see.
Love the bunny 'couples' picture.

Treegirl, roasting rodents.. nice LOL one nice thing about Vegas, no bugs or rodents to speak of. i think the place must be radioactive or something.

listening to 80's music here whilst getting together paperwork for a photoshoot I have coming up. I'll be shooting a couple of marathons coming to town
in a couple weeks. sounds fun and pays decent even.

SK, are you serious about the cookware? I'd gladly pay you what I can for them... legendary! wowsers..... I'm overclemped. however you spell that

so glad to hear you are getting around better... it's such in increase in quality-of-life. My poor mum is still in hospital rehab and will be there for at least another
month. ugh. Great to talk with her today at least, her old phone had broke.

Pauly, you have had rodents? oh crap... I guess I've just been lucky. Nice on the Halloween family fun. Uncles kids are pretty grown up but still young enough to be
enjoying the holiday, have pumpkins on hand for carving here. Need to find a recipe for pumpkin cupcakes made with coconut flour.. Lav? got anything?

super that you are feeling better. yeah, salty crunchy things I adore. thankfully I'm fine with nuts. no didn't photo my king tomato d-oh! next one!

Well, pretty excited here... got a formal sit-down interview for a proper 'day job' tomorrow... still practicing making knots in my tie. agh! hate the bloody things but what the heck.
report to follow....

that's it for the moment. Be well loves