21st of october...2 months 4 days till ho ho ho day

[Mick]

morning all..how zwee today then?all good hopefully .I got most of the things done yesterday Its 6am,and just been out to put some stuff in the bin,and its that very very fine rain...you know ..the one that gets you wet .Im setting off in a min to see if I can get to brothers as I couldnt the other day ,..I need to buy a new house phone ...picked ours up yesterday ,no dial tone nothing ...can you guess why?Cable /rabbitz //theres a clue there!
Its def double trouble with these 2 ...even Jeeves is like huh? whose this live wire ..literally!but its great ..
ok quick brew time ...

hiya pauly how are you doing then?ok I hope...the entertaining stroganoff making gran ..have a cool one dudette!

hiya Lav ,how are you ?ok I hope ...meant to say ..I grew potatoes this year ,put them in the pot to boil ..and they went to mush ...the wrong kind .!I use the big sheep salt lick buckets to grow them in ...get them for the low rate of nuffink..now the hens have stopped laying ,do you have to buy eggs?hope your trip goes well...oh and the meal!!!!!!!

hiya ppqp ...thanks for the cable warning......a 6 fig salary ?not a a bad number for a guy who doesnt seem to know his ass from his elbow..oh and thanks ever so for the snow...Iveoften wondered ...what part of a chicken is the noodle?

mornin teegee....no mould?the rate the water comes in mebbes you should take up swimmin lessons !glad its getting sorted tho.

hiya SK how are you then?take it easy mend well....

Det whatcha up to ?

hiya Sam how are you doing mate ..?
Pie where have you gone to?

oh and yep I can see you peeking in thru the net curtains ..hiya hope all is well..

right off on another journey to Stafford ...take care .

I was sat next to my girlfriend, gently tapping her on the head.

“Knock it off,” she snapped.


Big mistake.

If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "Not very good at maths".

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine …

Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.

BREAKING: A man who took an airline to court after losing his luggage has lost his case.

How many hookers does it take to change a President?

If you think about it, we chop down bird houses to make bird houses.

I used to love playing knock and run when I was a kid, I still do, it's why I work for Parcel Force.

Argos are coming to drop a wardrobe off that I bought yesterday..
I'll have to make sure that I'm home between 7.30am tomorrow and the 28th of October.

I went to a pet shop and put a sign saying 'Chameleon' next to an empty cage ..

I bought a bag of rocket salad today, it went off before I could eat it

9 out of 10 dermatologists agree that towels are the leading cause of dry skin.

If you lose your tree, try stapling a picture of it to a cat.

I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean. I just wish they'd told me I was supposed to eat them.

[porqoui]

MAE ALL...

Morning Mick...hope you're able to get to your brothers today. I'm going to buy stock in a pvc pipe company as I see a high demand at the Mick house to encase every cable on the place. Reminds me of childproofing the house once the baby started to crawl. We're still hanging in with decent weather which hopefully will last till Halloween. You don't want to know where my mind went when you asked what part of the chicken is the noodle. LOL

Shout out to the gang and have a great day....PPQP

[paulywogg]

Mae everybody,Mick,that banana joke haha PQ,hope all is well with you Lav,hubs had to fast for blood work and I told him I always get to have black coffee,,his people told him no,what's your nurse opinion? Just curious,,hope to hear from everyone today Sam,Det,Cyn,SK etc wishes for a great BF Thursday!��

[Determinator]

Ahoyhoy ABerooos!

Mick, our Bunbun is a prolific cable destroyer too...always keeping one eye on the rascal.

SK, haven't heard of moranga? must check it out. If you're still donating the cookware I'm interested.... grazie!

Lav, glad your enjoying some culinary treats there. I still need to find a coconut flour pumpkin cupcake recipe...

Sam how nice to see you back here buddy. Vegas hasn't gotten to me in any bad way except perhaps for some crap traffic
but that's ok. It's just a big, weird, audacious city to me like so many others.

Tree, you asked me something and I totally forgot, so I'll guess the answer is 'add more garlic'

had a goatee for exactly one day earlier this week. LOL. shot a self portrait just to document it and then went clean shaved.

interview went very well and awaiting followup now. yay. oh! yes i figured out how to tie the correct-ish knot in the tie. darn things!

My 93yo grandmother is coming in for a visit tomorrow night...haven't seen her in many years so very much looking forward to that, she's a gem.

Now have 3 photoshoots on my calendar... things are picking up happy to say. Now, to make some time for artistic personal pics....hmmm....

be well loves

[SKendall]

How do I feel? "You make me feel like dancing!" Sorry about the spuds, son's rabbit chewed all of his cords.

PPQ is it Murphy's law that projects the idiots to the top? I understand you can get another pension than CPP. It's for worker contribution.

Lost a bundle on stock market in 2 days.

Tell me if this this could be right? I bought a beet salad Tuesday night and there was so much I had the rest for breakfast. I also took my supplemnet L-theanine and Taurine, and felt 15 yrs. younger. I'll try that combo again. Boy, that kitty litter is heavy, a gentleman took it from the trunk to my hallway, and it's still there. I think I will cut the topoff and knockit in that direction on paper then put it in litter box.

Det, pm me your address, lucky freebee worth close to 1K. I'm glad it's going to you. I may have the greens wrong will try to find the article again.

Hiya Sam, Lav, Cyn and Pauly.

[Lavande]

Greetings friends,

Well, the Grandparents day visit was cancelled due to a sick granddaughter. She woke up at 4 am with a fever & throwing up, yuck. The boy who sits next to her in school barfed yesterday, ha ha, poor kids. We’ll just have to wait until next year I guess.

Mick, I’ve had two pet rabbits in my lifetime & they also chewed things including my mother’s curtains. Boy did I get in trouble for that.
I hope your brother is doing OK. I’m still getting 4-5 eggs every day so I’m not buying any. Just don’t have too many extra for the fam8ly beggars, ha ha.

Det, glad to hear you shaved, ha ha. I’m so sick of looking at hairy men this month. All the police officers grow a beard every October for solidarity on something, lol.
Nice to hear your interview went well. Keep taking those awesome pics!

Pauly, you csn drink all the water you wsnt before fadting blood work. I dip a tea bag in mine, makes no difference. Black coffee shouldn’t hurt anything except maybe your empty stomach. Hope Romeo is better.

PQ, would you like the share some of the nor’easter blowing in tomorrow night? Better than snow I guess, right?

SK, I am not allowing myself to look at the stock losses this week. Long term investors are not supposed to react when we have these ups & downs. Well, that’s what our financial advisor said so I’m taking his word for it ha ha. I told him We can’t take another hit like we did in ‘08 - getting too old for that sh*t!
By the way, I can’t pick up a bag of kitty litter or a bag of chicken feed. They’re both way over my weight limit. See if you can find a high school kid willing to do some lifting for a few bucks

Cyn, hope you had a good day.

I have to pock up the grandsons after school t9morrow. I hope one of their parents gets here before the storm tomorrow night. I din’t think I have enough food in the house to keep them alive all weekend, Lol.

Have a nice night everyone!

Lav

[Mick]

morning all ...how are we ?ok I hope ...finally got down to see my brother yesterday ,...good to see him ,still in pain,but looks a lot better than I thought he would..just got to wait for the result of the biopsies now ...was pouring down with rain earlier ,but its nice and sunny now sdo the rabbits are out playing..they havecertainly settled in together ..she is all over the house ,whilst Jeeves still stays in the garage and conservatory .

ok lets have a brew .

hiya Lav ...and hows the barfing baby doing? oh well too bad with the eggs ....looks like they will hafta buy their own..so you are due astorm?good luck to you on that one ..

hiya sk ...how are you today then? dont know about the beet but if it makes you feel better...go for it...Murphys ...law ...yep had a good few experiences of that one!!hope tyou have a good day.

hiyaDet ,glad things are picking up for you ...and def enjoy your visit tonite ...oh yes these pair are fun ...Jeeves has taken on a new lease of life!!

hiya pauly ,hows you ? when I fast its water thats it ..nothing else ..I have heard of some that just say no red meat tho..you got any plans for the weekend?

hi ppqp...hope you are well?..Im actually going to buy some cable guard today!re the noodles....no commment!!!!hope you have a good weekend ..

Are You a Believer in God and Jesus?
GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn ' t get a fair trial




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father ' s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment ' s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn ' t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers
call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them?




The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.




My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.




My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
195 lbs. I've gained.




I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks,
"Who does something like that?"




I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just
give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?




Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be
his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire
during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.




The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.




Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If
you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!




If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not
all this, "how did you get in my house" business!




The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.




On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas
a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. ...This is
upsetting news to me............ I had no idea I was Japanese.




I can't understand why women are okay with JC Penny's older women's line of
clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."




I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of
tattoos.

My son asked me if I would buy him a new bike.

I said: "Son, if you really want something in life you have to work for it."

Then I told him to be quiet because they were just about to announce the lottery numbers

I just drank some wkd with ice in it.

It was wicked.

Was watching Scrapheap Challenge earlier

It was on for 20 minutes before I realised it was a show about RyanAir

My wife was complaining that she was lonely and asked me if I would get her a pet to keep her company and be by her side all day and to follow her everywhere she went.

So I got her a snail.

Did you know if you step on the accelerator and the brake pedal at the same time, your car takes a screen shot!

Not saying lawyers nowadays are parasites or anything, but I saw one at the fairground yesterday, handing out whiplash claim forms to people getting off the dodgems.

If your glass is half empty pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.

"Pickpockets operate in this area."

Well I've just filled my pockets with hypodermic needles & razor blades... Your move, Pickpockets.

Saw a brilliant documentary about tomatoes last night.

If you missed it, it's available on Ketchup.

I've developed a new search engine for perverts.
It's called Go Ogle.

When a woman says she’s a good laugh it usually means she’s crazy as squirrel shit.

[paulywogg]

Mae everybody,funny jokes Mick not much planned for today just my usual 99 center store,gotta get a frame for Lou's school pic,Lav,yeah I usually drink my coffee black anyways so it doesn't bother me,just was surprised they told him nada,oh well he survived haha,much love to all and wishes for a fab BF Friday!

[Samstone]

morning all
vleaned my chimbley yesterday, very dirty job! big rain suppose to come today. out to get some apples picked before the wind takes them. Watched some of the Cosmos last night. for me, pretty interesting.

off to it before the wet

[porqoui]

MAE ALL...

Mick...glad you were able to see your brother, hope the biopsy reports are negative. Glad the sun came out as well. I think Bonnie is not yet done teaching Jeeves new things to get into. He's just taking it all in. You've probably spent the rest of your day installing the cable guards. BTW - we all know Jesus was a woman.

Lav...too bad about Grandparents day. Let me think about that...H'mm...nope, you can keep the nor'easter. Hope the kids get picked up and that the storm isn't too bad.

Pauly...I've noticed that it all depends on what tests they're doing as far as what's allowed while fasting. When I go for my lung capacity tests I'm not supposed to smoke for 24 hrs, yeah like that's going to happen.

Sam...hope the storm doesn't amount to much.

Det...I am not a fan of the goatee so glad it's gone. Any word on the job yet?

Nice peaceful day at work and was able to head out an hour early. Hope everyone has a great weekend....PPQP