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      mae all how are we then? goodI hope ....well yesterday was a bit of a drama...just done 50 mins on the treadmill...phone goes ..its Julies dad ...can you come down..think Ive got a leak...went down ...water absolutely p,ssing thru the kitchen ceiling..shut the water off ,pulled the circuit breakers to the power shut central heating boiler down ...tried to find leak...eventually traced it ...cold water feed ti the bath .Phoned Julie in the nick ,so she came down too ,but as she left the maintenance foreman asked what the problem was...On the quiet he sent a plumber down ...job done ..in the meantime I deflooded ...good word eh the kitchen I ve put everything back on less the light power ..I will go and check that this morning ..so it was a fair ole day ...Julies dad couldnt remember what had happened or anything bless him.so this morning ..carpets to the tip ,leccy checked and put back on ..oh let the rabbits out when I got home ..and digger was at it again...digging under the fence base panel ....

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      did a bit more on the buildings on my railway

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      ok lets have abrew its 6.30 am...been up since 5!

      mornin Lav ...hows life in the garden spot of America? all good ..? Ive just done a clear out job ...enjoy yourself ..Have you ever been to the Hershey car auction?I saw it on telly ..dont know how close it is to you but looks good ..

      hiya Sk ...how are you? 75 degrees? trade you for some frost??I hate chromebooks they are neither laptop or tablet ..they cant do all the work a laptop does ..and yet are so uncomfortable to handle and use..hope you have a good day ..

      Det mate...whereare you?whats going on man? you need to show face let us know ur ok .

      hey Pauly howsyu today then ...the word tunza is now yours ...you can have loadza too..so what was the weirdo stuff going on yesterday?did anything happen about your hubbys van?hope you have a good day...

      hiya ppqp...yep Im on a mish ...I will lose the weight for the next jolliday...I dont do all inclusive to eat lettuce leaves ...I pig out on holiday..then come back moan like heck ..lose the weight and start again..kindalike a hamster on a wheel!so Im glad you got your priorities done ..

      check for boss ....not there.
      check autumnal childcare prog ...put on the get round tuit pile
      play cards
      home
      food ..

      job done ...oh and just for good measure ..scrape the car....

      have a great day..

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      Mae everybody,Mick sounds like a mess with the leak,glad you were able to help out waves to all and wishes for a great BF Wednesday back later
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

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      Greetings folks & friends

      We had cold sunny skies today, very windy & snow flurries at one point, geez!!
      I didn't go anywhere today, just enjoyed some quiet time while the guys made their trek to the Farm Show. Apparently the boys were not exactly well behaved, LOL
      They have been into non stop hitting, punching & kicking each other & even continued in the farm show arena
      I guess this is one of those 'boys will be boys' things but I prefer to separate them & put a stop to the nonsense. I operate on the no BS policy!!!

      Mick, wow, good thing you were able to help out with Julie's dad. I really worry about these seniors being on their own.
      I called our widow friend this morning, she sounded pretty good although she is driving her son nuts with requests for things to be done, ha ha.
      Your bunnies seem to be excavation experts. We had a golden retriever who dug his way under the fence so he could go visit our neighbor years ago & she still talks about that.

      Pauly, busy day??
      Have you had any communication with Det?

      SK left me a message today to say her kittens walked across her keyboard so she can't really type on it at this point. Pets are wonderful, aren't they??

      Hello Cyn & Sam, my fellow east coast dwellers. Get ready for sn*w this weekend, ugh.

      PQ, what's happening in your world today?

      Have a nice night everyone!
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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...wow, you had quite the day yesterday, glad you were there to help. Wasn't that super of Julie's maintenance foreman! Unfortunately this will probably add to Julie's stress level about her Dad. Great pics. I wonder where digger is trying to go? Is there grass on the other side? Great job on the buildings! Are they really all made out of cardboard? I like my priorities too...checked for the boss again today, nope not there, played cards all afternoon, left early, picked up KFC (chicken) on the way home, now it's time for Murder She Wrote. LOL

      Pauly...hope you had a good day, I did.

      Lav...sorry about the snow flurries! We had sunny skies, no wind and temps are rising. I'm going to hate it if winter actually shows up. Wonder what's up with the boys. Good job on turning them over to YB and staying home. Did you tackle any cupboards or just take it easy? Glad your widow friend is doing ok, I know there were some concerns with her being on her own. No card playing tomorrow, actually have to go for an eye checkup tomorrow.

      Det...getting a little concerned about you too. Please check in soon.

      Hope everyone has a peaceful evening....PPQP

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      Lav,I was gonna text Det but I don't wanna be a pest,I'm sure he'll check in soon I hope,,,maybe I will just send him a quick text
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

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      Pauly, thanks for text-poking me. yep, I'm alive and getting more well by the day.
      Made Xmas fine but then dumped hard just after NY's. picking up the pieces here and
      trying not to hate myself destructively like I usually do. Am eating at least and made it to
      a really powerful Refuge Recovery meeting tonight. Hopefully I'll be able to get at least a little
      sleep tonight. small steps here but I always recover quickly.
      catch up with you soon loves. thank you all for being here as always
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      mae all how are we today then?all good I hope..another dry day here yesterday so digger and friend were out.Went to Julies dads and put the leccy back on and took the carpets etdc to the tip ...fortunately there was a frost ,so the water was froz .Julie is getting a bit stressed. unfortunately she has a boss that would give ppqps one a good run for his money in the fkn useless stakes...one of these that is never there ,until prizegiving day.All I can do is support her ...Ive already been told to keep out of it ..and that Julie will deal with the issue .... for the present I will.

      did a bit more on the models for the railway..can you see the silhouette in the window? took me ageez!

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      ok brew time it is..

      well det ,here we are again....what happened ? you always do so well ,and then bang its goodnight Vienna ..its as if you are testing yourself out against booze once you have hit a level of control ..and come a very poor second in the challenge ..snakes and ladders time ..throw a six and lets go ..keep at it friend...one day ..this time..


      hiya ppqp....hows you then?all good I hope ...The abc murders ? Agatha Chirstie ...take it that its the film you are watching.She is Julies favourite author ..Ive just downloaded all her books on to Julies kindle..I read all her books up to passenger train to Frankfurt when I was younger ....I also had her books in hard back...all in good condition ..One of her books was called ten little n........ but after public outcry they renamed it to and then there were none ....I gave them all to a charity shop ...that book alone is worth at least 500 to a collector..oh well ..lost out on that one!Yes there is grass next door ...but it aint gonna be greener for him!

      Hiya Lav .theres sno business like sno business...hope you are ready for it all ...as for the boys..is them both or is one needling the other?I had to smile at your no b/s policy ...when you were in nursing dont know what grading you had /have over there ...but I can imagine you as the matron.........

      hiya sk ...ebjnmogbofnmpsfnsejfsjngmnmioghnrtkro thats me just replying to the cat!! hope you are doing ok?

      hiya Pauly hows you then? good I hope ..have a good day ..

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      Mae everybody,Mick,those little buildings are so cute! Such detail,wish we could all come see it in real life when its complete
      Det,I didnt want to bug you but you'd been gone for a bit,hope you're feeling OK,I don't know what the answer is,I felt that brain foggy niggle to drink last night too,didn't cuz I had the boys but I just can't explain or figure out what causes it,big((hugs))
      PQ,it's spaghetti with sauce cooked all day in the crock pot tonight,probably use zucchini noodles for mine and hubs cuz it's really good like that but I'll eat a real bread stick haha!
      Lav,probably cuz the boys are so close in age,I was putting away old pics the other night and in a lot of them Michelle was pulling Kell or getting ready to jump on her,kids! Luckily Rome and Lou are far in age so hopefully it won't be as bad,much love to all and wishes for a fab BF Thursday!
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      I'm back! I had put Best Buy as #1 on my to do list to get it fixed, and I tried it this morning and yay it worked. I'm not tech savvy at all, but there is still a lock that appears with an A on it in the middle of the page and then fades away.

      Lav, it's upsetting the boys fight so much they are bruising each other. What's their age difference? The two cats got into their usual fight today and I heard something snap. I think it was the cording on the couch cushions.

      Cyn, hoping you are getting some rest.

      PPQ, I used to have a boss who disappeared every afternoon and a colleague who went bowling every afternoon. Their boss was upstairs and rarely came down.

      Hi to Sam, hope it starts to dry out for you.

      Hi to Det - feel better.

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      Pauly, that sounds like a delicious, healthy dinner.
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      Det, you sound resilient, and ready to bounce back. Spaghetti and sauce in a crock pot is intriguing, Pauly; I may have to google that. Mick, I'm still trying to picture you deflooding your FIL's house. I have a carpenter here this morning repairing the closet system. Mostly, I'm staring at my inbox waiting for promised paperwork on that dead RE transaction from last year, that's been resurrected. Just another day in paradise.
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