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      w/c 6th ?

      maeall...just thot Id start da fred orf .....its very early doors and pitch black...oh and a tad on the cold side but apart from that just like a summers day!nope you all have a good one gorra go ..tatty bye
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      MAE ALL....

      Mick...tatty bye...haven't heard that expression in ages. Hope you have success with your detecting. Stay warm out there.

      Off to get our coffee started...will check back laterish....PPQP

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      Mae everybody,well tatty bye to you too Mick(whatever it means haha PQ,not sure if you seen it but Mick made you a birthday thread in general,the chicken chow mein was OK but needed more chicken so it wasn't very filling,sent Brady to Panda Express for a small honey,walnut shrimp(my fave) sneezing my arse off this morning,grrrr,it did rain a bit last night so maybe it brought down something who knows? Hope Det checks in today,haven't heard from him in a bit,off for more coffee too,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Sunday!
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      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

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      Pauly...thanks for the heads up, I'll go have a look now....PPQP

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      Mick...thank you for the Birthday thread. That was really sweet of you.
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      Its me ...back again ...today wasnt all that rewarding ,but it was a nice day out ,with a friend so who cares ..I heard a noise behind a clump of trees in the field ...went for a nosey ..4 monkjacks playing ...reall y nice to see ..hope you all had a good day.

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      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mick...sounds like the perfect day to me. Had to look up Monkjacs (Monkjack is the eleventh studio album by Scottish musician Jack Bruce...that didn't seem right.)

      But Montjack (Muntjacs, also known as barking deer and Mastreani deer, are small deer of the genus Muntiacus did.) LOL montjack.jpg

      Shepards pie the other night was such a hit we're having it again tonight. Hope you all have a peaceful evening...PPQP

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      Good evening friends!

      No rain, just sun & wind today
      We joined the crowd at Costco today so we could reload the fridge & freezers, ha ha!

      Mick, sorry you didn't find any treasures today but a walk out in nature is nice especially when you see the wildlife

      PQ, I said happy birthday to you on FB yesterday but not here. I will go find Mick's thread. I hope you had a fab day!
      I see there are huge snowstorms out west that are heading this way. The weather folks said we will be getting rain instead later in the week. I guess that's good.

      Pauly, have you ever tried making chicken chow mein or lomein at home? I make it quite often with about 1000% less salt & it's good.
      I hope you are not getting sick, no one needs that.

      Det, check in buddy!

      Hello to Sam, Cyn & Pie!

      Have a nice night everyone.
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      and good morning to all ...Monday morning it is ,the start of the working week ..or the traditional start ..there isnt too much difference nowadays!Did we all have a good weekend then?hope so.Found nowt yesterday as I said ,but a good day out nevertheless. ok lets make a start ..

      hiya Lav how are you then today?hope all is well..my favourite low cal food is lesco..I love it ..all I do is replace all the meat with chicken...chuck in a tin of tommies ,peppers,onions ,garlic ,chillies mushrooms ..in fact any thing ..yesterdays newspaper the lot ..stir it up and let it simmer..serve with rice ...saw your pic of the budding hide the body twins ...Id get them off that train of though rapido!! have a good one

      hiya ppqp...hows you then? ok I hope yep they are the ones ....thanks for the info.........one good turn deserves another ...So was your shepherds pie made with lamb? in that case ..it is right because shepherds look after lambs..any other meat ..it is called Cottage pie ..the info you learn on here eh?are you back in work now?

      hiya pauly hope you are well.did you manage to find your arse after you had sneezed it off?...I usually bulk all my chicken meals out with veg and spices ...trouble is once Ive done it I cant remember what I put in ..its probably the only list I dont make!have a good day..

      hiya det you ok mate ..its time to sign in on the register ..

      hiya pie sk sam and tee gee you all well ?

      right folks short and sweet ...off we go ..

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      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Mae everybody,Mick,funny jokes haha sorry you didnt find nowt but at least you got to spend time out and about PQ,hubs smoked two whole chickens yesterday and I made a big tray of baked zucchini,yellow squash and peppers it all turned out really good,hope your Sheppard's pie or cottage pie was yum! back to a normal workweek finally but not in much of a mood this morning,hope it passes,had to change a lightbulb in my bathroom and was standing on the sink when one foot went into the sink and knocked it out! Now hubs has to fix it,the things that hold it look pretty old and rusty anyway,what a morning so far haha,Lav,I'm not much of a Chinese food person anyways,that was just a quick pick the other day cuz Kell reminded me of it,Sam,hope you're drying out a bit,Det,wish you'd check in,Pie,hope you're staying busy with lots of sales,SK,hope you're well,much love and wishes for a great BF Monday!
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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