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    X-post, Pauly! Sending you lots of lightness!

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    Cyn,I want the recipe for the cake please
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    MAE All...

    Mick...thanks for the offer of a pic of your poached egg, I can use all the help I can get. The little quirky bits are the best part of your town. Sunny again today and not quite as bitterly cold, mid minus teens instead of minus twenty's. Apparently it's going to hang around for awhile. Just hope it doesn't turn into freezing rain like it did in eastern Canada. Got some more work assignments completed today and even took a break and played cards for an hour.

    Pauly...I flipped over to the speech for awhile but didn't watch for long. I loved Nancy's facial expressions though. Tacos for supper tonight!

    TG..."You would think that I of all people would have stayed on top of decluterring" I think that's hilarious. Good luck planning the sale of your house. Sometimes when things happen out of the blue it's the best.

    Lav...I see your light on so we'll see who hits Post Quick Reply first. LOL

    Waves (couldn't find the emoji) to Det, Sam and Pi.

    Off to get supper started then it's bundle up time. I picked up 2 new books today so have to decide which one to start with. Have a restful evening all...PPQP

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    Good evening Abbers,

    While I'm sitting here reading MWO on my laptop I am also having a chat with my daughter on messenger on the iPad, haha! No wonder it takes me so long to get anything done

    Mick, I'm guessing you watched more of the SOTU than I did! I seriously cannot stand the sound of his voice, makes me cringe. I've read may accounts today & they all pretty much say the same thing ~ he made an ass of himself again, nothing new. I signed up for a text alert to notify me when the Democratic speaker came on afterwards, Stacey Abrams. She would be the first female governor of the state of Georgia right now if she hadn't been cheated out of votes!!!!!!!
    Stupid, hateful politics!
    YB has a couple of different orchids growing & I can't think of the names of them at the moment, haha. I'll get back to you on that.

    Pauly, we are all experiencing new weather phenoms in our individual areas. But the Republicans don't seem to give a damn.

    Cyn, moving? WOW!!!
    I wish you great luck & lots & lots of energy for that undertaking
    I hope the weather gives you a break. We're getting rain right now but that's better than snow. It's gradually getting colder too so I guess the early spring is not going to happen.

    PQ, glad you are not super frozen but still...….
    Enjoy your books!

    Hello to Det, Pie, SK & Sam.

    I wasn't exactly a ball of energy today, just took care of the important stuff.
    Must be something about this age, haha!!!!!

    Have a nice night everyone!
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    hiya all ..tis a big welcome from rainysville this morning ..raining and blowing a hooley here..rabbits are in the hutch happy little chappies ,all snug.how are we today peeps ..all good I hope.shall we have a brew?
    hiya teegee ..hows you then?how did the realtor meeting go?Strike while the iron is hot ..get it done!!thanks for clearing up the meaning too.Isnt that the way ? the chief person to show folks how to declutter and ye it isnt applicable at home?thats us all I guess....hope you have a good day.

    hiya sk ..how are you then today? hope all is well .have you sorted out the passwords and tinternet...?


    hi pauly ..hows smileysville today?you good ?well you will be once you get the cheesecake recipe...have a good day.

    hiya ppqp ..hows Canadia today then?cold n sunny ..hope work didnt spoil your card game!Im making another couple of model buildings for the railway a cinema and a couple of shops ..Ive also made some trees ,so once Im sorted I will put them up.what books did you get ? Im in the middle of reading the latest Jack Reacher book ..Past Tense..have a good day .

    hiya Lav how are you today then?good I hope..

    yep I heard the speech ....my thoughts?pleased that we lost that bit of a scuffle in the 1700s! and that his ma decided to go to americasville !!Have you ever seen John Culshaw ...he is a brill impersonator ...here you go

    Comedian Jon Culshaw Impersonates Donald Trump - YouTube


    I wonder if Trump realises his biggest contribution to the world of comedy...hope you have a good day

    big hiya to everyone else


    A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?". The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.

    The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

    The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

    The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, and the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses.

    The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties".

    The rabbit looks aghast; the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie".

    The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it?" The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.

    The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it".

    "Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....

    .....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

    One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.

    The barman says, "Who are you" To which he is answered, "I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house".

    The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and this place was famous"

    The rabbit says, "Yes I know".

    The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead"

    The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it".

    The barman said "You never came back, what happened?"

    "I DIED", said the Rabbit.

    "NO!" said the barman, "what from".

    After a short pause, the rabbit said...

    "Mixin'-me-toasties".


    Four married blokes go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

    First bloke: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second bloke: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife I will a build new pool deck.

    Third bloke: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise to remodel the kitchen."

    They continue fishing then realize the fourth bloke hasn't said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said what you had to do to come fishing. What's the deal?"

    Fourth bloke: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. It went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" She said, "Wear sun-block."

    Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fianc้e that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

    "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.

    "Not on her best day," he replied.

    "Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"

    "No, she's broke."

    "Well, then, is it sex?"

    "Nobody does it like you, babe."

    "Then what can she do that I can't?"

    "... Sue me for child support."
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Mse everybody, I didn't get the bunny joke? Someone help me haha been cold here so its just annoying and no I won't be complaining when it's hot again,feels like the longest winter ever for us Vegas peeps,poor LB got rear ended yesterday, she's fine but it totaled her new car she just got,I'm just grateful to no end that she's OK,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Thursday!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Pauly Myxomatosis is a disease that affects rabbits, caused by the myxoma virus. It was first observed in Uruguay in laboratory rabbits in the late 19th century. It was introduced into Australia in 1950 in an attempt to control the rabbit population (see Rabbits in Australia). Affected rabbits develop skin tumors, and in some cases blindness, followed by fatigue and fever; they usually die within 14 days of contracting the disease.

    myxamatosis mixin ma toasties ...yeah????
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Good evening Abbers,

    Thanks for the explanation of "Mixin'-me-toasties" Mick. I was going to try to look that up
    So you had rain & wind today, we had clouds & temps in the mid 50's. Next Monday & Tuesday don't look so good though.

    Pauly, sorry to hear about your daughter's accident but glad she's OK. I know it would worry me too but we have to be grateful everything turned out OK

    I have the boys here this evening & hope their mother gets here by 9 pm. She's coming from quite a distance so I have to be patient.
    As long as they stay relatively sane, it's OK, haha!!

    Hello to the rest of the crew - Det, Cyn, PQ, Sam, SK & Pie.

    I hope everyone has a restful night.

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    MAE ALL...

    Mick...no rain here thank god and it actually went up to 20F today. Dropping to -6F with snow tonight and the weekend is going to be another marathon jammy one. I haven't read a Jack Reacher story for awhile, must check out what the latest one is. I just picked up a JD Robb and Lisa Jackson book. I haven't bought a book in ions since the Little Free Library but couldn't find anything that interested me. I needed something for the long cold weekend. It'll be great to see all the new additions to the train town and of course you know I'm expecting Xmas lights at Christmas time.

    Pauly...I didn't get the joke either and apparently a lot of other people didn't. When I googled "mixin'-me-toasties" first thing that came up was I don't get this joke. That wasn't you was it? LOL Was hoping we'd get off easy this winter with such a fabulous January but I knew it was too good to be true. Feels like our winter has only just begun. I'm glad LB is ok.

    Lav...earlyish post for you tonight. Probably had to get it in during a break, what with having the g/kids over. 9 pm, that's my bedtime!

    Very strange day at work, the phone was ringing off the hook. People looking at room rentals for this month and next. Not sure what's going on. At least the day went by fast. Have a peaceful night all....PPQP

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    l LOST ANOTHER POST a post again. My visitor today was a bobcat! I was sitting by the window and was startled but was very impressed with it's accuracy and gentleness,
    I guess it was chasing my fat squirrel. Gorgeous animal.

    Went to dentist today, no cavities but bone loss requiring another dental implant.

    PPQ, there have been a series of articles regarding how Canada has accepted refugees by adopting a family for a year allowing them to learn English and a skill and Trudeau's gov't financially supporting them during the transition. I am a proud Canadian. There was one female who was was refused entry in Europe, so Trudeau met her at the airport with a welcome to Canada and a winter coat! He shames Trump, who is ignorant, fearful and spiteful.

    Det, how's the new job going?

    Hey Pauly, Det Sam TG and Lav.

    Mick, don't you have a trip coming up?

    Love to all.
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