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    3 Mar

    mae all ..quick start to the day...hope we are all well ? its daft o clock here,pitch black ,windy and raining ..apart from that lovely ....Julie was really upset yesterday...she phoned me up in tears ..she had lost her mums bracelet ..18 carat rose gold ..I searched the house the garden everywhere she retraced her steps back to the supermarket ..while she was there someone handed it in to customer services !!restores faith in human nature to an extent .hope you are all ok digging ...

    I saw my son and his friends playing hide and seek today...
    ...I couldn't believe what I was seeing, so I shouted at them to get inside immediately and play xbox like normal kids

    Exam' questions:

    In which battle did Napoleon die?
    # his last battle.

    Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    # at the bottom of the page.

    River Ravi flows in which state?
    # liquid.

    What is the main reason for divorce?
    # marriage.

    What is the main reason for failure?
    # exams.

    What can you never eat for breakfast?
    # Lunch & dinner.

    What looks like half an apple?
    #The other half.

    If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    #It will simply become wet.

    How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
    #No problem, he sleeps at night.

    How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    #You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    #Very large hands.

    If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    #No time at all, the wall is already built.

    How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    #Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

    Latest Advice from My Stockbroker

    I asked my stockbroker what I should be buying.

    He said, "If Trump remains in office much longer then canned goods a generator, water and ammunition are a good buy".

    Now I Know Where Chickpeas Come from

    A young lawyer attended a seminar on motivation and the benefit of several revenue streams. Inspired by the talk the young lawyer decided to try his hand at part-time poultry farming to earn some extra income. To start the poultry farm he bought his first lot of one hundred chickens.

    A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

    Another month went by and the young lawyer returned again for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died.

    The chicken salesman was very alarmed at the new farmer's string of bad luck; besides if word got around town, others might think the quality of his chickens was poor and that would be disastrous for business. So he asked the part-time farmer, "So do you think you are having a string of bad luck or just what seems to be your problem"?

    "I think I now have a sense of where I'm going wrong", said the young lawyer and now nearly a full-time farmer. "I think I might be planting my chickens just a little bit too deep".

    A tired salesman pulls into a hotel around midnight.

    Exhausted after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the salesman notices a gorgeous woman sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

    Lying to the hotel clerk, he says, "Fancy meeting my 'wife' here. I'll need a double room for the night".

    The next morning, he comes to settle his bill and finds the amount to be over $3000.

    "What's the meaning of this" he yells at the clerk? "I've only been here for one night"!

    "Yes", says the clerk, "but your 'wife' has been here for three weeks"!
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then proudly marching into year 5..done that bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one he casually strolls into numero 7


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    Re: 3 Mar

    morning all,
    chickpeas, eh Mick? another rainy dreary day. Feels like it has been raining since last May.

    been trying to complete a survey on 90 acres, plat by the 13th, but oh oh the wind and the rain. too wet to drive out in the fields now.

    gearing up for St Patty's day, lots of muzak practices.....

    all what's new in my world, and oh yeah, taxes!!!!
    Liberated 5/11/2013

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    Re: 3 Mar

    Mae everybody, just a quick hello,was so sick yesterday after drinking a pea protein shake! Dunno if I can add peas/legumes to my list of alleegans or if there was something in it that just didn't agree with me,totally awful and I'm just gonna chill today, much love to all and wishes for a great BF Sunday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    MAE ALL...

    Mick...good luck with detecting today. I'm so glad Julie got her mom's bracket back. I bet she was relieved. Although it's still -4F out there it isn't bitterly cold, no wind. Looks like are temps are going to turn around starting tomorrow. Here's hoping.

    Sam...I'm still trying to figure out the chickpeas joke. Hope the fields dry up so you can get your plat done on time.

    Pauly...oh that's rough. Good plan on just chilling out today.

    Quick trip to the grocery store and now pulling a Pauly and chilling. Shout out to the rest of the gang. Have a good one....PPQP

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    Re: 3 Mar

    Hello all -

    Mick, I hope it was a good day of detecting! PPQ, goes to hear about the meeting, and even more glad that the weather seems it's turning a rich warmer... yay! Lav, you'll definite,y have to stock up if those boys keep coming over! Are you ready for tonight's snow? Let's hope it isn't much. Pauly, I have real sensitivities to most of those shakes,.. it might not be the pea protein; could be one of the emulsifiers or other stuff - I also can't deal with the prebiotics that they put in - the only one I can use is Amazing Grass... suits me fine. So sorry you were sick - hope you are better. Sam, so much rain, uuugh, sorry. Hope it dries out eventually... I hear ya on the taxes.

    Since it was nearly 40 today and sunny, I dug into (literally) some of the outside work... 3 hours of fast work in the snow, but I think I made good progress... it doesn't look so derelict now! But I am tired!!! Glad I got it in ahead of the snow and single digits that will be coming now for the next days...basement is almost picture perfect... but still have office boxes to relocate (so the closet can actually be seen as a closet... ah well.
    Hello to SK, Pie, and Det - hoping all is well...
    Take care all!

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    Re: 3 Mar

    Thanks Cyn,it probably isn't the pea protein itself but yea something in it cuz I have had it happen with other types too,sad cuz it actually did taste good surprisingly
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Re: 3 Mar

    Good evening Abbers,

    Yes sireeee it's snowing like crazy out there & has been for at least 5 hours. Looks like this is going to be a big storm, swell.
    My doctor's office just called & canceled my 8:30 am appointment, fine with me

    Mick, wow, so glad to hear Julie found the bracelet. There are still a few good people left in the world.
    So did you get out to find any good stuff today?

    Sam, we're getting all snow, no rain. Guess it doesn't matter in the long run because it all turns into mud, right?
    Getting ready for the Irish craziness - better them than us!!!!

    Pauly, I have had difficulties with protein shakes off & on. I used the pea protein for several years & suddenly it didn't agree with me. I switched over to Dr Myers animal protein shakes & they ended up being disagreeable too. I don't know what's up with all that? Did your food sensitivity test show anything?
    For now I'm sticking with a smear of my homemade almond butter on wholegrain toast

    PQ, I swear it looks like Canada outside my house right now, haha!!!
    I hope you are having a nice evening.

    Cyn, congrats to you getting all that outside work done, good job!
    Take a breather once in a while. You're making me fell like a real slouch, LOL

    Hello to SK & Pie, hope you are both well.
    Hey Det, what's up with you?

    Well, have a nice night everyone.
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    Re: 3 Mar

    Mae everybody, Mick meant to say that's great Julie got the bracelet back! Jewelry is so sentimental to me regardless if its valuable or not,which I'm sure the bracelet was,Lav,ugh I never want to feel like that again,I only do the protein shakes for the amino acids and as a bridge between breakfast and lunch but it won't be that one again,food sensitivity didn't show anything along those lines,PQ,last night was chicken noodle soup in the crockpot,tonight is ravioli Sam,hope your weekend was good,waves to everyone,woke up late so scrambling a bit! Have a great BF Monday!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Happy unhung Monday ABeroooos!

    slightly behind here and catching up.....

    PPQ, some really challenging weather up there still I see. i think I'd be having super hot curries for breakfast.

    Pauly, have you tried an all natural whey protein that is not sweetened with malitol or other sugar-alcohol sweeteners?
    That is universally the best tolerated complete protein I'm aware of. i use one from Jarrow Formulations and while it's not
    100% perfect ingredients-wise it's pretty darn good.

    Mick, any treasures from the weekend?

    my lunch with friend the other day went really well and while he considered ordering wine he decided not to while I was there
    which was A OK by me.

    Sat was a good combo of things for me... went to gym, then Refuge class, then a few of us went to a sports bar and watched the

    SK, you're seeing a speciality for the vertigo/ear connection?

    Mick, that's a lovely reminder that altruism is still alive and well.

    Lav, sounds like hunkering-down is the right call. I'll score an IP for sure
    after i get moved into a place with space to put it.

    weather here got nice and sunny again and will be this week too.

    this is going to be a bit of a crazy month as i need to move out ASAP. everythings fine here but the house sold so I gotta
    find a rental. Sure hope my insurance licensing gets approved very quickly for work... going to be rough to settle a rental
    contract with no steady paycheck. ack!

    off to help my uncle run a load to the dump. many more loads to follow I'm sure. isn't moving fun? weeeeeeeeee

    be well loves
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    Re: 3 Mar

    MAE, Mick, thank goodness an honest person found it. I would have been broken hearted too, it sounds so precious.

    Yes, Det I am seeing an ENT. You are spending your time wisely and having fun. Yay to that.

    Cyn, that was a quick sale! You do have some support there and you have done this many times. Moving does suck.

    Lav, I love the snow when it's pristine. Hate when it turns to brown slush. Will you get shovelled out? Pics of the chicks are so sweet.

    Pauly, I was wondering what the allergies testing showed. Avoiding what's bad for will give you better days.

    PPQ, glad you had a chill day.

    Sam, you are dealing with two evils; mud and taxes. I would hate the combination. Hope the fiddling can distract you.

    DDtook my car key which has me p.o'. I need to deliver my rent check and pick up a parcel, not to drive to Mexico!

    See you later.
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