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      morning all ...how are swe today then ? hope all is well with everyone ..Well the hot spell is over ..raining good here this morning ...both rabbits playing in the garage at the moment .not a lot happening ,Im tying to get all my little jobs done ,then Ican play with the trains again!!the trouble with me is I have too many intersts ...better than ha=ving none and sit watching telly all day.ok lets have a quick brew then ,

      hiya Lav ,glad you got the feed sorted out ,and a 5hr spell with no fighting?? maybe you need to do something like that ..give them jobs to do they might be at that bored stage of life ..take care and have a nice day .

      hiya ppqp...hows life nit the fast lane today then?glad the chat seems to have worked out for you at work..Lav is right if poss get a cover over the lilac ,save the buds getting frost damaged...hows your son doing is he feeling better?good move sending your rubbish weather to sasky chew one.......have a nice day ..

      hiya pauly ..you well? hope so .what are you up to today then?you still at work?still looking for elsewhere?..have a great day girl .

      hiya teegee ..well have you slowed down a bit yet?you probably need a break after going 10 to the dozen over the last few weeks .whats the latest ? is everything as it should be ?take care and have a great day#


      hiya everyone else ...hopr you are all good ...take care ..

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      Re: 21 April

      Hello Abbers!

      Quick one, as I must head out the door soon.

      Mick, it 's great that you have so many interests - that keeps you happy and healthy! I will be having a bumper crop of dandelions this year... shall I send you the greens? I worked solidly on the house and the land yesterday... not too many more days I can do that, as my clients are now back and ready to work with me. Getting close to what I feel is presentable... I'll try to get pics. Oh, and NO, hubs is no good with land work... he grew up in flats and apartments, so no experience there! Say hi to the rabbits for me...

      Lav, sounds like your steady head and hand is the ticket for your grandson... I wish he could stay with you more often. I'm with you - 60s are divine!

      Pauly, how's stuff? Kids feeling OK?

      PPQ - I used to live in a northern US state, and we had exactly your weather... we didn't dare put anything in the ground until the end of May. Good luck, and I hope the snow goes a different direction.

      Hello To Det, SK, Pi, Narilly and all else hopping by today.

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      MAE ALL...

      Lav...glad to hear the boys were behaved for you. Makes you wonder eh? The lilac bushes are at the community centre, we have about 10 of them, so they're on their own. Now if it was mine, that would be a different story. Son is feeling better. It all started with a couple of wicked dental appointments and then when he finally was able to eat it disagreed with him. He was able to eat yesterday and the dental check up today finishes his appointments.

      Mick...I think having too many interests is a good thing to have. Just can't picture you sitting watching tv. LOL Sunny here but the strong winds were cold. I think sasky chew one sent our weather back. They're predicting we'll wake up to snow, we shall see. They're also calling for a total of 8 inches. Hope they're wrong. I have a feeling it's going to be weird weather for all of us this summer.

      TG...so you can't wrangle hubs into landscaping eh? Figures. You gotta be just about done and we'd love a pic or two.

      So red dots have appeared on the back of my hands and up my arms. I think the dreaded psoriasis is back. When I stopped taking the Methotrexate my doc said it would probably return. Took almost 18 months though. Trying to remember the name of the cream with the "special" ingredient in it. Anyone know? Have a restful Friday Eve Night all....PPQP

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      Re: 21 April

      Good evening Abbers,

      Nice day again today but tomorrow is supposed to be rain, thunder storms & all that stuff. I'm sure I can find something to do inside for just a day

      Mick, glad you're getting rain, you need it after the fires.
      I have lots of interests too & can get distracted. I never get bored, haha! I hope you can get back to your trains soon!

      Cyn, my grandson has mood swings faster than a race car. I never know what I'm going to see from day to day with him. When he's in a good mood he's very pleasant. When he's in a bad mood - look out, haha! I truly believe 'consistency' helps these kids. I read all about that when my son was young & climbing the walls. Keeping meal times & bed times are really important to kids like this & I know that's not happening with him. He keeps telling me he really likes coming to my house, so that's at least something.
      Rain predicted all day tomorrow so you should take a break from the outdoor stuff woman! LOL

      PQ, are you talking about an OTC psoriasis cream? I've read that Dermarest is really good. It has salicylic acid & zinc complex. Sorry you have to deal with that again.
      I really hope you do not get 8" of snow, that's just ridiculous.

      Hello to Pauly, Det, Sam & everyone.

      Have a nice night one & all!
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      Re: 21 April

      mae all....how are we today then? good I hope ...just lost a post ...thats not all...I bought some little pots of herbs with the intent of making a herb garden ,coriander basil parsley ...rosemary ..went to check on rabbits after I had let them out ..one little b/w bunny sitting amongst a load of stalks ..end of herb garden..They love the dried dandelion ...going to pick some more today.....

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      so lets have a brew ..its poets day today ..anyone got weekend plans?

      hiya Lav hows you then today ? al good ? I was thinking of my interests and hobbies....gardening ,making things ,metal detecting woodworking (out of scrap)walking /swimming keeping fit ,trains ,history ,and thats just a couple ..
      you are probably right when you say grandson needs consistency ...everyone needs a routine okay ,sometimes you kick the trace ,ie Im bored with this ,but you give someone a blank canvas for a month and you will find a routine...people need a known in the unknown..could be part of the issue ...have a nice weekend

      hiya ppqp sorry to hear the psoriasis is possibly on the return ,my brother used to get it ,and I am pretty sure there was zinc in the cream ..betnovate???glad son is ok now ..well did you get any snow?8 inches eh ? is that a male or female measurement!!you have a good weekend ..hope the red dots clear up soon for you .

      hiya tg ..yepIl have the dandy lions..save me going picking them ..time they are freighted they will be dry too!Julie is the same in the garden...happy directing ,but not so clever ..or interested in getting to the end result ..its the result not the doing that counts !gald you are almost finished on the land ,be nice to see ,my one regret is the garden isnt bigger ....still I can almost class the fields over the back as a green field extension .Have a nice weekend ..

      hiya pauly sam det ,et al ,whatever you are up to ,have a good weekend ..

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      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Re: 21 April

      Quick hello to all -

      Off to the races... have been taking pics... will try to post some. Lav, I boutght a complete rain suit, so I am impervious to the weather (and it slows the ticks down...!). Doing yard work this morning, then working with a move client this afternoon.

      POETS day -- explain please !

      Wishing all a fine Friday --

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      Mae everybody,Mick thanks for the jokes Cyn,I think POETS is " piss off early tomorrow's Saturday"? Something like that anyhoo,not much going on here,just allergy city and I swore I wouldn't complain anymore but it's really getting me down,I'm so prone to anxiety that when I take stuff for the allergies it revs me up! Last night was awful,this too shall pass,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Friday!!
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      poets day explained !!!well donepolly xx
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      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Re: 21 April

      Good evening Abbers,

      Amazed we still have power after a truly gusty thunder storm a little while ago. Had a tornado warning too but that's expired. WTH is with all the tornadoes lately??? Climate change or what?
      I made a pretty decent vegan corn & potato chowder in the IP, cooking time 8 minutes!!!

      Mick, I always have an assortment of sewing or embroidery projects started. I work on stuff when I feel like it but want to play outside when the weather is nice, haha!! I truly never get bored. I also am in the process of reading several books. That's just the way I like to do things.
      My grandson will continue to receive consistent love & care from us but he will also receive appropriate discipline. I don't want him to think he can get away from responsibility by being here if you know what I mean?

      Cyn, we really need a selfie of you in your rain suit
      Glad you are tick proof now!!

      Pauly, dealing with allergies is tiresome. I agree. Do you ever take regular old Benadryl? I take it at night for it's sedative effect. I've taken it during the day & it hasn't put me to sleep so it might help with the allergy related anxiety.

      Hello to PQ, Det, Sam & everyone.
      Have a nice night!

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      Re: 21 April

      MAE ALL...currently under a Winter Storm Watch!

      Lav...yes I was talking about an OTC psoriasis cream, thanks for the info. I'm going to try the cream first but I'll probably have to go back on the Methotrexate I love thunderstorms but can live without any tornadoes. Glad you didn't loose any power. Here's hoping our Storm Watch doesn't change to a Warning.

      Mick...the one little b/w bunny must have thought that was the appetizer before the main course of dandelion. So far no snow, oh and that would be a female measurement, but we'll see what tomorrow brings. Dots not too bad on my hands and arms and they don't bother me, no itching or anything. The bottom of my feet are really starting to hurt though. I agree about the Zinc but there's still something else, will let you know when I find out.

      Pauly...so glad you posted...I had no idea what POETS day meant. Won't tell you what I thought it meant. LOL Saw a book in our Little Free Library titled The Natural Way to Deal with Allergies and thought of you. Also thought she's probably tried them all. LOL

      Shout out to Sam, Pi, Det and SK. Have a good evening all....PPQP

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