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      MAE ALL...

      Well, thought I was on the mend as I felt pretty good this morning but slowly went down hill during the day. I do think I know what the culprit is though. When I stood up my right calf was really tight and sore. When I looked down it was covered in a dark/bright red rash. Doc said it was a bacterial infection that entered through a cut on my heal from the psoriasis outbreak I had. I'm now on heavy duty antibiotics 4 times a day so that should cure anything that's going on. Still feeling a little wiped out but will be back posing regularity soon.

      Have a good night all....PPQP

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      hope you're feeling better soon, PQ
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      Re: may 12

      Mae all -

      PPQ, that sounds dangerous! I hope you feel better soon - take care and wishing you speedy healing.

      Lav, good luck with the over-active YB and the mean girl chicken! And I hope you don't run into any snakes, sheesh. Actually, this dentist is close to where we are going to be, so a better choice. (Dental care up here in no-where's-vile is not stellar.)

      Pauly, great to see you! How are your allergies doing? I hope they are going away...

      Sam, great job with the bees - thank heavens people like you are doing the good work.

      Mick, loved the pictures! Everything seems like it is really coming along nice,y.

      Det, hope all is well.

      Hello to all others!

      I am working away here, solidly. A big day tomorrow with the house, so after my morning client I will be spending some more time to get all prepared. The night before last I was awakened by the moon outside of my window, doing a fabulous light show as dark clouds filtered it out and then moved of so it could shine brightly. It was like a signal light - I swear it was trying to tell me something... anyway, I felt like I was bathing in the moonlight in the room. A lucky moment...

      Wishing all a fine Friday and good weekend. I'll try to drop back in when I can.

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      Re: may 12

      morning all
      saw an interesting sight yesterday, pileated woodpecker nest with babies and the mother feeding them. Tried to take pics with my phone but couldn't really get a good one, too far away. any way here's my attempt, it IS a good pic of a dead sycamore with a hole in it.

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      MAE ALL...

      Well, thought I was on the mend as I felt pretty good this morning but slowly went down hill during the day. I do think I know what the culprit is though. When I stood up my right calf was really tight and sore. When I looked down it was covered in a dark/bright red rash. Doc said it was a bacterial infection that entered through a cut on my heal from the psoriasis outbreak I had. I'm now on heavy duty antibiotics 4 times a day so that should cure anything that's going on. Still feeling a little wiped out but will be back posing regularity soon.

      Have a good night all....PPQP
      Omg PQ! That's scary hope you heal quickly,that just sounds awful
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

      Off the table no MATTER what.

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      evening all...how are you then ?didnt post earlier I was out on a bimble ...felt it a bit,but enjoyable

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      hope everyone is well...hope things are better with you ppqp....you take care ofyourself
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      Re: may 12

      Good evening folks,

      Warm day here but it’s raining lightly now.
      Good news on YB’s pathology reports, all negative. Big sigh of relief here, believe me. I told him he no longer has any excuse to be in such a low mood ~ we’ll see if that helps

      Mick, great job on your hike & very nice pics, thanks!

      Sam, love baby birds of all kinds, that’s cool.
      I hope your bees are doing well.

      Pauly, I hope your day has been good

      Cyn, yeah, having a decent dentist is vital. I’d travel a distance to see one too if I had to.
      YB still had a tiny bit of bleeding from that final surgery today but nothing bad. I think it has more to do with the diagonal slant of the incision itself than anything else. We all have to use certain muscles just to sit or stand. I think it will be fine. Monday he’s going to have the sutures removed from the large cut he had done a week ago yesterday. So everything is falling in line as it should. Hope your weekend is a good one.

      PQ, I sure hope you are on the mend
      Take good care of yourself.

      Hello to Det & everyone else.

      Have a nice night everyone!
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      Re: may 12

      MAE ALL...

      Mick...some bimble! Is the horse picture out your backyard? Unbelievable what those antibiotics can do. Could hardly stand on my leg last night but this morning although it's still a bit tight it's a world of better. I was actually able to think today. Think I've been in a fog since Sunday. Will try to catch up on the post or just carry on from here, see how I feel.

      Pauly...thanks. it kinda freaked me out when I saw my leg and then this big rash spreading up to knee. Ew! Hope all is good with you.

      Sam...thanks and yes I've definitely turn the corner, just in time for the long weekend. Gotta say can't see the woodpecker but it is a superb pick of a sycamore and what a hole! lol

      TG...thanks I'm on the mend. Sorry I haven't been keeping up, are you heading out soon?

      Lav...I haven't been keeping up with your posts either but I've been keeping you busy with my sister's surprise. What a super job you did on the sweatshirt. If it's ok with you I'd like to post a pic of it.

      Now that my appetite is back I have to figure out to have for supper, duh. Hope we all have a good evening....PPQP

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      hiya all ...how are we today then?good I hope ..warm over here yet again,so been in the garden..aching a bit you would think I would have more sense than move stones ,but no ..I havent .anyway ,they are moved ..I bought 2 dwarf cherry trees..they are already fruited
      bit late for a brew ,never mind..

      Lav..brilliant news ..well done on those results ..yep the low moods are no moods!..hows the chicken in the cold ?is it still being isolated? hope your weekend is going well.

      hiya ppqp..how are you feeling?good I hope.The horse was in a field as I trundled past at daft o clock ..it kind of looked at me as if to say get back to bed you silly old fool!glad you are on the mend.

      hiya tree ...hows you then?good I hope ..my dentist is an hours drive away ,but I am happy with that ..he is good at his job and has done all the work so he knows the score.I felt yesterday a bit ..a pretty steep climb to start with but completed it .

      hiya pauly ..hope all is good with you?

      hiya sam da man you ok too ..I saw the deer again this morning..on the path at the side of the houses ..

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      Stress Management

      Just in case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

      1. Picture yourself near a stream.

      2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

      3. No one but you knows your secret place.

      4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."

      5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

      6. The water is crystal clear.

      7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

      An Australian, and Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman cried out :

      My God! I know who that man is - it's Jesus!" The others looked again, and sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a table.

      The Irishman calls out across the lounge : "Hey! Hey you! Are you Jesus"? Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus", he says.

      Well, the Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him: "I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me". The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus looks over, raises his glass in thanks and drinks.

      Then the Australian calls out : "Oy you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or what?" Jesus nods and says : "Yes, I am Jesus". The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Fosters for Jesus which Jesus accepts with pleasure.

      The Scouser then calls out : "Oii whack, would you be Jesus"? Jesus smiles and says : "Yes, I am Jesus". The Scouser beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a pint of bitter for Jesus, which the bartender duly does. As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the table.

      Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches our three friends. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:

      "Oh God! The arthritis is gone! The arthritis I've had for years is gone! It's a miracle"! Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand, thanking him for the lager.

      Upon letting go, the Australian's eyes widen in shock: "By jingo mate, the migraine! The migraine I've had for 40 years is completely gone it's a miracle"!!!

      Jesus then goes to approach the Scouser who says: "Back off, mate! I'm on Disability"!

      The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

      Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

      Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess. " What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.

      Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story, don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

      "That was a fine story, Sarah." "Michael, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

      "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

      "Stay the fck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.

      This is allegedly an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B & Q in Tunbridge Wells.

      They hired him because he was so funny.....

      NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)

      SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

      DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I?

      DESIRED SALARY: £150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

      EDUCATION: Yes.

      LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

      PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

      MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

      REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job.

      HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

      PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

      DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

      MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

      DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

      DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

      HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.

      DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no!
      On my breaks - yes!

      WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big tits and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.
      Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

      NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles

      DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR

      KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Re: may 12

      Happy Sat ABeroooooskies near and far!!!

      what a loverly day we are having... sunny, breezy, got some fancy cheeses, my sweetheart will be here in
      a couple hours to do some homework. which is code for ________ the heck out of each other until we are happily
      exhausted. then, taking her as my date this eve to my cousins graduation party which is being catered by a taco
      maker guy, whatever you call that. tacomeister sounds wrong. taco-slinger sounds good to me.
      So yes, things are downright awesome over here.

      PPQ, yikes hon, really got to be careful with infections on the extremities...sounds like you're on track though.

      Mick, new trees and all... very nice. A 24km walk? nicely done mate!

      Lav, that's superb news on YB. a relief I'm sure.

      Tree, the moon has indeed been amazing. Glad you are enjoying it amidst your toils on the house.

      Sam, yes good tree pic woodpeckers are so cool. I managed a good pic of a red waxwing a few years ago.
      You spend so much time in lovely nature areas...gotta get you a camera with some zoom for birding eh?

      Pauly, work drama calm? hope all is well hon

      scored one of those cool magnifying desk lamps today at a yard sale. spiffy stainless steel one.

      well, must tidy the condo for my special visitor.

      be well loves!
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